Primetime Edition #54 - Main Event: Sexified Championship Match
Live from the First Mariner Arena - Baltimore, MD


[::After the opening video ends the pyro goes off and the crowd rises to its feet as Ring of Beauty comes to you live from Baltimore, Maryland as we arrive from the fallout of the last Ring of Beauty PPV. The crowd is anxious to get this show under way and no one can really blame them a bit.  The cameras pan through the crowd as the fans hold up their signs and jump up and down as you see signs like...::]



CONGRATS FREDA!

ABOUT FREAKING TIME!

and...

SEXIFIED PERFECTION FAN CLUB!

[::The official song of PrimeTime "Bounce by Bon Jovi" plays over the PA Speakers as the camera cuts to the broadcast booth of Don West and Joey Styles...::]

Don West: Finally Ring of Beauty returns to the airwaves live from Baltimore! The fallout from Violent By Choice...Naughty by Design 3 will surely come crashing down tonight on Sunday Night Primetime! I'm Don West and with me as always...Joey Styles!

Joey Styles: Thanks Don, and as much as I'd like to run down what went down on the show I'm hearing we are going to kick things off with our newly crowned World Champion...

[::Joey says as the cameras cut to the ring where Brad Kane stands...microphone in hand.::]

Brad Kane: Ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce to you the NEW Ring of Beauty World Champion, Freya Ragnal!!!

[::"This Calling" by All That Remains begins to play, Freya exiting out of the back with the World and Pure Titles on her waist and shoulder. She's in her street clothes right now, looking at the cheering crowd. Freya makes her way to the ring, going in by the steps. She gives a hug to her brother before taking the microphone away.::]

Freya Ragnal: What's up Baltimore?!

[::The crowd cheers loudly for the mention.::]

Freya Ragnal: I made good on my word. I am the World Champion of this company.

[::More cheers from the people.::]

Freya Ragnal: It'll have been two years on August 3rd since I first captured a title here in this company, the TV Title, of course. Then later on that year, I became the first Pure Champion as you all know. Earlier this year I got my Pure Title back and three weeks ago, I came up with this title around my waist. Simply put, when I have my mind set on something, I come up with it one way or another.

[::Everyone claps for Freya as she paces around the ring.::]

Freya Ragnal: But right now, I'd like everyone to give Candace Okimura and all the World Champions before her, even the hated ones, a round a applause for all their hard work and dedication to this belt and to this company!

[::A loud ovation gets underway just as Freya asked.::]

"RING OF BEAUTY *clap clap clap* RING OF BEAUTY *clap clap clap* RING OF BEAUTY!"

[::The chant begins to die down, Freya smiling.::]

Freya Ragnal: Tonight I wrestle my first match as World Champion with Crystal Hilton...

[::She gets a great ovation from the fans.::]

Freya Ragnal: ...Against Bobbi's Angels.

[::Holy crap, boos nearly drown everything else in the arena at the moment. Freya looks a little surprised but waits for everything to die down.::]

Freya Ragnal: I agree. But tonight begins the Era of FUN here in Ring of Beauty. No more titty floppin' whores thinkin' they know how to wrestle. No more sluts who take it in the butt thinkin' they can beat us. Tonight starts my era and my legacy here in Ring of Beauty!

[::The fans begin to cheer loudly once again as Freya drops the microphone and heads out of the ring and towards the back.::]

Joey Styles: Nice little speech by Freya.

Don West: But you know, Joey, I like the titty floppin and the sluts who take it in the butt. That's my favorite thing about this place.

Joey Styles: Of course it would be...

[::Joey facepalms as we head to commercial.::]


[::Primetime returns from commercial break inside the locker room of Mary Katherine, her husband is trying to give her some last second advice.::]

Jason: Just focus on the goal set before you and you will have this match won.

Mary: Jason I got it okay. You have been saying the same thing to me for the last twenty minutes.

[::Frustration can be heard. Jason tries it another way.::]

Jason: Look Kate, I know I have been pressuring you a lot lately, but I am so proud of you. You are trying something new and I just don’t want you to feel disappointed if you lose.

Mary: More worried about you being disappointed in me, than in myself.

Jason: There is no way that is going to happen. I have seen you put so much effort into this, win or lose I will be proud.

Mary: Thanks hun. I guess the only thing that really bothers me is what comes after this. I win this match there is a good chance I am facing Cassie next. We seem to really be becoming friends. I don’t want to ruin that.

Jason: If she’s your friend she will understand. Now stay focused on tonight’s match. We will worry about the bull shit later.

Mary: Yeah, right...

[::Mary starts walking out of the locker room, and once she opens the door, a mighty presence is seen. If MK took a single extra step, she would bump into Destiny Campbell, the former World and Hardcore Champion that now seems to be in an EXTREMELY bad mood. Destiny stops dead on her track and looks down at Katherine, exhaling her devilish aura, before leaving without saying a word.::]

Mary: ... damn...

[::And she makes her way to the ring, for her match as we head back to ringside for the next match up.::]


Match #1

Brad Kane: The following contest is a fatal four way for the number one contendership for the TV Title. Introducing first, from California... MARIA DIAVOLO!

[::The opening beats of 'Living Dead Girl' sound around the arena as the lights pulse with the rythm of the song. Maria steps out onto the stage. She places her hands on her hips and surveys the crowd, before curling her upper lip, and giving the fans 'The hand' (as in 'Talk to the Hand). She swaggers down to the ring, before hopping onto the apron knee firt and climbing inbetween the bottom and middle ropes. She enters the ring, and ignores the crowd, refusing to take her eyes from her opponent.::]

Brad Kane: Introducing next, from Juneau, Alaska... ROXXXIE!

[::The opening chords of Anarchy in the U.S.A plays over sound system, as strobe lighting flickers around the entrance, as Roxxxie appears at entrance as put her hands on her hips and poses for a brief second. She then heads down the ramp giving people dirty looks and flipping them the bird. She then runs and jumps onto the apron where she gets to her feet and stares at the fans in disgust. Roxxxie then climbs the turnbuckle where she runs a finger down her body where she tugs on her skirt giving a playful smile before jumping off and waits for her opponent.::]

Brad Kane: And the third competitor. from Brooklyn, New York... ABIGAIL SMITH!

[::She walks in and stands there for a second looking at the crowd. She jogs toward the ring, does two front flips, and gets into the ring..::]

Brad Kane: And the final wrestler, from Norfolk, Virginia by way of New Glasgow, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia... MARY KATHERINE!

[::As Trust begins, Deal with It Bitch Productions comes on the Teletron. Mary Katherine comes out the entrance. Listening to the reaction of the crowd, MK pauses for a moment before finally running down to the ring. After sliding under the bottom ropes, MK shouts up and lands flat on her feet.::]

Joey Styles: Looks like we're all ready to get this opening contest going.

Don West: Yep. Should be excellent. But we'll be right back after this commercial break!

[::All four women start to attack one another as we go to break.::]

*** BREAK ***

Don West: And we're back! Holy cow at this carnage in the ring!

[::Maria Diavolo is on the outside of the ring slumped on her neck. Mary and Abigail just got double DDT from Roxxxie who quickly goes for a cover on Abigail.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Mary Katherine breaks the count up before punching Roxxxie right in the head. Roxxxie falls backwards a little bit. Mary goes for a coveron Abigail herself now.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Now Roxxxie breaks the count up!::]

Joey Styles: The action, folks, has been fast and furious in this one. During the break Maria Diavolvo was dumped on her head with a double brainbuster.

Don West: Look at what Mary Katherine is doing!

[::She has the arms of Roxxxie butterflied as she attempts to Take her Breath Away but she gets back dropped over. Mary rolls into a corner as Abby is up and is nailed with a stiff yakuza kick. Roxxxie flies into the ropes and bounces back with a knee to the face on Abigail.::]

Don West: Owww!

Joey Styles: Agreed.

[::Abigail slumps down to the canvas as Maria slides back into the ring. She knocks down Roxxxie with a dropkick only to get booted in the face by Mary Katherine. Moments later, she nails Maria with the Take Your Breath Away!::]

Joey Styles: HOLY CRAP AT THAT!

Don West: That is friggin' amazing.

[::A cover follows, of course.::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::Mary Katherine rolls off of Maria with a grin on her face::]

Brad Kane: Here is your winner and number one contender to the TV Title... MARY! KATHERINE!!!

Don West: And with that move, I think she'll be winning quite a bit. Good lord.

Joey Styles: No doubt about it.

[::Mary heads to the back with a giant grin on her face as we head backstage as something is going on...::]


[::Primetime heads backstage as Tanya Baker is walking down the hallway towards Mr. Showtime's office a briefcase in hand.  Katrina catches up to Tanya microphone hand walking side by side as the camera follows them down the hallway.::]

Katrina: Tanya, you look a little annoyed...can I ask what is on your mind?

[::Tanya replies as the two continue their walk.::]

Tanya: The attack of the Cadre on our roster at the PPV was reprehensible!  We have had enough group violence in pro wrestling as it is lately...I am putting an end to this one before things get out of hand...Now if you'll excuse me...

[::Tanya enters Showtime's office, Katrina tries to follow but the door is quickly shut in her face.  She sighs and turns around to face the camera as she says...::]

Katrina: Well it looks like the Cadre is in hot water around here already...Speaking of the Cadre, they're in action next after these commercials!

[::Katrina says as Primetime takes a quick commercial break.::]


Match #2

Brad Kane: The following contest is a three-versus-three match... Scheduled for one fall!

[::Shortly after, "Coming Undone With It" by Korn and Dem Franchise Boys hits the PA, as the girls one by one come out of the backstage: first Hera Vaine, the powerhouse, cracking her fingers and neck, ready for war; then Dawn Gotti, the runner, showing off her bling; and then Lexi Saint, in a most laidback fashion, dancing off for the audience.::]

Brad Kane: Introducing first, they are Hera Vaine, Dawn Gotti, and Lexi Saint... THE CADRE!!!

Joey Styles: They've been talking quite the talk as of late. Let's see if they can back up their words.

Don West: What I can tell about them is that I like the style and the composition of this team. I mean, there's a beater, a runner and a techie; they're covering every base!

[::They make their way to the ring and enter the square together, each one through one side of the ring. Their music die down, and soon, "I Play, You Lose" by The Grusomes feat. Tezz hits the sound system, as Miss Evangelista, followed by the 'Babyfaced Assassin' Dominique Adams by one side and the 'Miami Maiden' Lisa Richardson by another, enter the arena, looking over the crowd at the top of their donnishness.::]

Brad Kane: And their opponents... They're Lisa Richardson, Dominique Adams and Miss Evangelista... INTOLERABLE CRUELTY!

Joey Styles: It's the second return of IC, let's see what's Evangelista up to this time.

Don West: In the last times we've seen her, she caught the Tag Team Championships and the 2009 Money in the Bank, so it's not one to be underestimated.

[::Dominique and Lisa are the firsts to reach the ring, as they stretch the bottom rope so their leader Evangelista can enter the ring. After a quick talk, Evangelista pats Lisa's shoulder, letting her start the match and leaving it alongside Dominique, as Dawn is left into the square for the Cadre as Lexi and Hera leave.::]

DING! DING! DING!

[::Lisa and Dawn start the fight off by locking up in the middle of the ring. Dawn pushes Lisa into the ropes, nearly pushing Richardson over. The Miami Maiden backs out and pushes Dawn against the opposite ropes. Dawn pushes back to the middle of the ring, then rolls onto her back, flipping Lisa over her head. As Lisa stands up, Dawn hits a clothesline to her. She then drops a leg on Lisa before covering her.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Lisa gets the shoulder up. Dawn picks her up and throws a few punches to her face before whipping her into the ropes. Lisa runs under a clothesline, and when she rebounds at the other side, she Lisa strikes Dawn with an elbow. Feeling confident, she goes for the ropes again, as Dominique is folded. She comes for some sort of lariat, but Dawn surprises her by sliding to the side and catching her arm, putting her in a wrench. With Lisa dominated, Dawn delivers a short-arm clothesline. After downing her opponent, Dawn decides not to try a pinfall, tagging Lexi instead.::]

Joey Styles: First tag of the match is from the Cadre.

Don West: Let's see if they're the well oiled machine they've been spreading.

[::Lexi climbs up the turnbuckle and falls into Lisa with a hard knee drop, quickly rolling back to her feet. After that, a pin attempt.::]

ONE!

TWO!

THR--

[::And at the last second, Miss Evangelista throws a paper ball on the referee, breaking his concentration and the countdown!::]

Don West: What the...?! Where did she get that?

Joey Styles: Probably caught from an absent-minded spectator's hamburger, but the question is, WHY did she do that?!

Don West: ... are you serious you DON'T know?

[::Lexi gets up and looks at Evangelista at the same time as the referee. Of course getting her pin interrupted wouldn't make her match any better. The girls start arguing between themselves, while, behind Lexi's back, Lisa moves back to her feet. With the screams of Hera and Dawn, her stablemates, Lexi manages to turn to her back in time to see Lisa getting ready for a massive kick to her back, dodging it in time. Not enough, as Lisa spins in the air and kicks Lexi's side of the head with a two-timed enzuigiri!::]

Don West: Now THAT was some spirit.

Joey Styles: Awesome technical performance there.

[::Lisa capitalizes on the advantage and brings Lexi to her feet, whipping her to the ropes. As Lexi rebounds, Lisa welcomes her with a hard lariat. After that, a pin attempt.::]

ONE!

NO! Lexi kicks out!

[::Lisa gets back to her feet, lifting Lexi along with her. She tries lifting the latina for a suplex of sorts, but then comes the surprise: the Succubus kicks forward and spins in the air, making Lisa crash into the mat with a violent Tornado DDT! As the crowd cheers with the sudden change of fate, Lexi gets to her feet and gets ready for another move... just when Lisa rolls out of the ring.::]

Joey Styles: Oh come ON now!

Don West: Can't blame her for wanting to get some air.

[::Lexi shakes her head as Lisa catches her breath outside, as the referee starts counting her out immediately. The Chinese wrestler then has an idea: she bounces off the ropes and then slides under the bottom rope as if she went for a baseball slide, but with her legs open, in order to catch Lisa's head... And she does! Lexi brings Lisa down and locks her in a leg lock outside of the ring, just to tire Richardson out. Immediately, girls from both stables gather around them for support. Hera takes an extra step, and the referee understands she's going to interfere, immediately turning his attention to the Cadre... while Evangelista kicks Lexi's back and breaks the lock.::]

Joey Styles: And for the second time in this match Evangelista capitalizes on the referee's naiveness.

Don West: That's why she's a former champion and a stable leader. She knows how to capitalize on other people's weaknesses.

ONE!

TWO!

[::As Lisa regains the advantage on the bout, she proceeds to stomp Lexi as she wants, showing off every time she offends. On one of these times, though, Lexi gets up and spears herself into Lisa, capitalizing on her selfishness::]

FOUR!

FIVE!

[::Lexi lifts Lisa to her feet and throws her into the ring, interrupting the count out.::]

Joey Styles: Glad they decided not to award us a double out.

[::After Lexi takes Lisa into the ring, she lifts the blonde back up to her feet and locks her arms behind her back with one hand. She then drags Lisa to her corner, and with the free hand, tags Hera Vaine in.::]

Don West: We've seen of the techie and of the speedster, let's see what does the brawler's got in her.

Joey Styles: The Cadre has tagged in between their girls for the second time, and Lisa Richardson still suffering!

[::Hera enters the ring traditionally and prints her knee on Lisa's stomach as hard as she can. Vaine then closes in for more punishment as Lexi backs off, but Lisa pushes Hera away, with the rest of momentum she's got. Hera shakes it off and then just SMACKS Lisa's stomach with a closed fist, making the poor girl from Miami fall on her ass as she leans against the rivals' turnbuckle. After that, Hera tags Lexi back in.::]

Joey Styles: Hera making a very quick app--

[::And just as Lexi enters the ring, she tags Dawn in!::]

Joey Styles: --wha?!

Don West: The girls have been tagged one after another almost at the same time! This allows all the three of them to be in the ring at the same time for ten seconds!

[::Hera then brings Lisa to the center of the ring, while Lexi and Dawn align near each other. Vaine then whips Lisa into her stablemates, as they jump for a deadly double dropkick... BUT LISA REVERTS THE WHIP AND HERA IS KICKED INSTEAD!::]

Joey Styles: AND FOOLED THEY ARE!

[::Lisa quickly rushes to her corner, finally running away from the beatdown she's been getting, tagging Miss Evangelista in! As Lexi rolls Hera out of the ring, Dawn quickly gets to a vertical position and rushes for Evangelista. Not fast enough, as the Intolerably Cruel Mastermind welcomes her with a violent shoulder tackle. She also drops by the rival corner to kick Lexi out of the ring. Apparently this is distraction enough for Dawn, that gets up from her dizzyness and uppercuts Evangelista on the stomach as she comes back.::]

Don West: This is just awesome, these girls keep breaking each other's pace time and time again.

Joey Styles: All the right ingredients for an unpredictable bout between stables.

[::Dawn gets up and shoves Evangelista against the ropes, to whip her. The Mastermind, though, reverts it, and as Dawn rebounds back at the other side, Evangelista prepares for a fierce move... But is fooled again when Dawn gets to her with a big boot to the stomach! And after that, Dawn runs back to the ropes, as Evangelista is down, and goes for a Rolling Thunder.::]

Joey Styles: And the San Andread connects! Dawn's got the momentum!

[::And after that, Dawn pins Evangelista to the mat.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Dawn interrupts herself as she notices Dominique coming after her! As the Babyfaced Assassin jumps into the ring, Dawn gets up, and they trade blows... until Dominique reverts one of Dawn's punches and spins Gotti around! Adams quickly lifts Dawn in the Argentine rack...::]

Don West: Uh-oh, she's going for the Oblivion blow!

Joey Styles: But she's the illegal woman! Someone get her out of there!

[::Dominique starts the swinging motion, ready to plant Dawn's face into the mat, but then Lexi rushes into the ring and heel kicks Adams' back, putting both girls down, with the IC blonde getting the worse of the fall. Lexi is quick to drag Dominique out of the ring, where they start a catfight! Meanwhile, inside the ring, both Dawn and Evangelista start to get up. The Money seems to be faster, though, as she spins Evangelista around and lifts her into a crucifix position, quickly dropping her into a massive powerbomb!::]

Don West: Lost Angels! Lost Angels!

[::After that, she wastes no time in going for the pinfall.::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::"Coming Undone With It" then hits the PA, celebrating the Cadre's impressive win by the hands of Dawn Gotti.::]

Brad Kane: The winners of this match... Dawn Gotti... THE CADRE!

Joey Styles: And the Cadre girls pull it off! Awesome win for their resumé!

Don West: They showed a nice tuning and proved to be a very well oiled machine working together. Nice job!

Joey Styles: True...but who knows what Tanya has been discussing with Mr. Showtime during their match.  Things might not be looking up for the Cadre once they get backstage...

[::Joey says pondering the thought as Primetime takes a commercial break.::]


[::Primetime returns from commercial break as the Cadre is shown walking down the hallway backstage to their locker room a swagger in their step but are stopped dead in their tracks as Co-GM Tanya Baker stands in their way.  Before the Cadre can even speak Tanya reads the riot act...::]

Tanya: I don't know who the three of you think you are, but actions like the three of you did against our roster at the pay per view will not be tolerated!

[::The Cadre rolls their eyes unimpressed they go to side step her but Tanya again moves standing in their way.::]

Tanya: From this moment, you three are indefinitely suspended from Ring of Beauty! Get out of my building this instant! SECURITY!!!

Don West: WHOA!

Joey Styles: Tanya taking care of business!

[::The Cadre goes to attack Tanya but before they are able Security grabs them from behind and handcuffs them as they are escorted out of the building.::]

Tanya: No one is going to come in here and take over this company...period!

[::Tanya stares intently as the three members of the Cadre are forced out of the arena as Primetime takes a commerical break.::]


Match #3

[::Smoke begins filling up the ramp as a flute plays the beginning of the LoZ theme, it cuts off and when it does pyros explode and "Call to Action" by Pillar begins blaring. Zelda Knite steps out and sprints down the ramp, excitingly playing to the crowd some before sliding into the ring. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and plays to the crowd for a bit. When the music dies down, she jumps down and waits for the match to begin.::]

Don West: And our tradition, the TV Title match.

Joey Styles: I love this tradition. Zelda Knite against Cassandra Chase tonight. Should be excellent.

[::The opening of "Rain Wizard" begins to play over the PA system and a Dream Catcher symbol appears on the video screen as Cassandra appears at the top of the ramp. After taking a moment to stare out into the crowd, and listen to their mixed reaction, Chase breaks out into a slight smile as she begins to walk down toward the ring, keeping her eyes focused upon the squared circle all the while. Once she reaches the ring, Cassandra hops onto the apron, vaults over the top rope into the ring, and then climbs to the second rope of the nearest corner and lets out a loud war cry as she raises her fist into the air. She then hops down and crouches in the nearest corner, her face a mask of concentration as she waits for the match to begin.::]

Joey Styles: I know Chase wants to make a defense here tonight. Perhaps she'll one up her trainer in the process too...

Don West: Correct, Natalie Snow lost the TV Title on her first defense. Did she teach her student better?

[::Super special ring introductions! Chase Kane is standing in the middle of the ring, ready to introduce this contest.::]

Chase Kane: The following contest is for one fall and the Television Title is on the line. Introducing first, the challenger. She hails from Dallas, Texas and is "The Pixelated Princess" Zelda Knite!!!

[::The fans give a great ovation for Zelda Knite.::]

Chase Kane: And introducing the Television Champion. She hails from Vancouver, BC and she is Cassandra Chase!!!

[::She raises the title into the air as the fans clap, while others boos. All depends on their point of view. Chase leaves the ring as the title gets handed to the ref.::]

Don West: Should be a fantastic match here.

Joey Styles: Agreed. I think it's even between the two.

DING! DING! DING!

[::The two ladies waste no time in locking up with one another. Being a bit more superior in terms of mat wrestling, Cassandra is able to use a quick go behind before taking Zelda down to the mat. Zelda finds herself trapped in the middle of the ring. Cassandra spins around into a hammerlock, bridging it over. Zelda quickly puts her leg onto the bottom rope, breaking the hold. Chase lets it go before rolling to her feet. Zelda looks a bit frustrated already. Chase glares at her opponent with a certain disdain before the two lock up once again. Zelda stomps on Cassandra's foot and grabs her by the wrist, putting her into a wristlock. She wrenches away at it but Chase is able to spin out of it and reverse the situation. Zelda has a pained look on her face, trying to figure out how to get out of this.::

Joey Styles: I wonder if we'll see a mat classic...

Don West: Oh god I hope not. I don't want to see twenty minutes spent on a wristlock.

[::With the wristlock still intact, Zelda kicks at the ribs of Cassandra. The first one staggers her and the second causes the hold to be released. Chase staggers backwards to get a dropkick. She falls back into the corner now, Zelda running into the corner with another dropkick. Chase goes forward now into a Zelda DDT. The crowd cheers, Zelda already going for a cover.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Cassandra kicks out of the early pinfall attempt.::]

Don West: I like that idea by Zelda. Get a quick win and not get caught into a submission.

Joey Styles: It is rather sound.

[::Zelda pulls up Cassandra but gets pushed back. The two women start laying in on the stiff forearms to the face. Zelda throws a little more power into one of them, forcing Chase to stop and hold the side of her head. Zelda Knite keeps on the attack, hitting a couple of more before lifting up Chase for a suplex. Chase drops down out of the move and waits for Zelda to turn around. Once this happens, Chase kicks Zelda in the stomach and puts her in a front face lock. Blocking whatever move attempt, Zelda runs full bore into the corner, forcing Chase to release the hold. Zelda stays with it as she rams her shoulder into the midsection into Chase a couple of times for good measure.::]

Joey Styles: Nice job on that counter.

Don West: She's avoiding the holds well.

[::Zelda backs out of the corner as Chase holds her ribs, inhaling a little harder then she should already. Zelda kicks her in the stomach again as she follows that up with a knee to the midsection. Chase staggers back into the ropes before walking forward again. Zelda rears back for a superkick but Chase ducks out of the way. Zelda turns around into a straight kick to the side of the head. She is barely standing as Chase leaps up and snaps off a hurricanrana. Chase gets back up to her feet, holding her ribs as Zelda is on a knee. Throwing her arm out into the air, Chase runs towards Zelda, looking for a shining wizard. Zelda ducks out of the way as Chase connects chest first into the nearest corner. Zelda pops up to her feet and grabs the head of Chase and throws her overhead with a german suplex!::]

Don West: That spiked Chase on her head.

Joey Styles: No kidding.

[::Chase looks completely out of it as Zelda grins, going for a cover.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::No, a kick out by Chase keeps this match alive. Zelda doesn't complain though as she picks Chase up off the mat. She lifts her back up into the air and hits a snap suplex before floating over for a cover.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Another kick out as Zelda gets back up and points to the top rope. She runs and leaps up in one fluid motion. Spinning her body around, she jumps off with a swanton bomb. At the last possible second, Chase rolls out of the way as the back of Zelda Knite connects with the mat and only the mat. She holds her back as Chase gets back up to her feet, holding onto her head now. She stomps on Zelda a couple of times before pulling her up by her hair.::]

Joey Styles: Nothing but miss.

Don West: Yep.

[::Chase lifts Zelda Knite onto her shoulders and quickly turns into a death valley driver. Chase doesn't cover but instead lifts Zelda back off the mat and spins her around before gripping her waist, lifting her up and hitting a backdrop driver. Zelda is dumped on her neck as she holds onto it. Chase rolls her over, covering and hooking a leg.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Zelda Knite shoots a shoulder off the mat. The crowd cheers for both women throwing out these bombs. Chase gets back up to her feet and looks out into the crowd before getting staying back on the attack by picking up Zelda again. This time, she puts her up in the torture rack. Before anything can come of it though, Zelda arm drags her way out of the move. Both women get back up to their feet as they run and hit double yakuza kicks!::]

Don West: Owwww!

Joey Styles: Boom says the feet.

[::The crowd claps as the ref is in the middle of her count.::]

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

[::Both women are getting up, using the ropes on both sides of the ring. They meet up in the middle of the ring again and start to exchange the elbows. Neither of them get the advantage this time as they keep exchanging forearms. Chase quickly changes pace and starts to chop the chest of Zelda. After about five of them, Zelda basically says to hell with this and starts to chop the chest of Chase. Each slap is harder then the next until she's around six. Chase takes it back over as she hits Zelda harder then she did before. After a few of those, Zelda tells her to fuck off before hitting more of her own. Soon thereafter both women are exchanging chops in the middle of the ring. Their chests begin to bleed as the crowd gets on their feet and begin to cheer!::]

[::Chase chops Zelda right in the face as Zelda then staggers back into the ropes before coming back forward. Chase kicks Zelda in the face, forcing her down to the mat. From there, Chase does a quick cut throat motion as she hits the Vision Quest! A cover follows.::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::The bell rings as Chase drops the head of Zelda Knite.::]

Brad Kane: Here is your winner and still TV Champion, Cassandra Chase!

Don West: And she manages to retain in a nice contest.

Joey Styles: Props to Zelda Knite though. I'm sure she'll be back again.

Don West: The TV title division is ridiculously deep right now, Zelda and so many others are going to be gunning for the champion...She's going to have to be on her toes!

[::Cassandra celebrates her title defense holding her title high in the air as Primetime takes a quick commercial break.::]


[::Primetime returns to commercial break at the broadcast booth with Joey and Don...::]

Joey Styles: Our next match should be a sight to behold.

Don West: I agree completely. I mean...

[::Don finds himself getting cut off with the arena going dark. People begin to murmur to one another before a voice begins to play through the arena's P.A. system...::]

"Because the pain that they're gonna feel after I'm done with you is gonna feed me. And give me, and give me that oh-so elusive happiness. I can't wait to see them cry. I can't wait to see you shiver... I can't wait for you to be drooling out your mouth, not knowing where you are. *Laughs* You can call me sick, but the world is cold. BUNDLE UP!"

[::The crowd begins to get on their feet as "War Is My Destiny" by Ill Bill begins to play. Strobe lights begin to go a little crazy as a lone figure stands in the entry way. The person walks down to the ring ignore every single person on their way to the ring. People look at her with a bit of shock and surprise. She slides in into the ring, the music coming to a close. The lights stay off though as they hear the static of a microphone.::]

Voice: And here you thought I was gone. You all thought I was fired a couple of months ago while rumors of me being a drug user was running rampant. What a load of bullshit. If anyone knows me, they know for a fact that I'd never allow a foreign substance into my body. People know that I pride myself on being clean...

[::The crowd thinks they have it figured out.::]

"HEAFY! HEAFY! HEAFY!"

[::A chuckle is heard through the microphone.::]

Voice: Alright. Turn the lights on.

[::Lights come back on to reveal Rachel Heafy? The hell is this? She smirks as the fans are just as confused as everyone else. Brad even looks surprised on the outside of the ring.::]

Rachel Heafy: I'm here for a sole reason. To bring down what you love. You took what I loved away from me. Because of this promotion, my love, Mia, forced us to leave our daughter. She wants nothing to do with this life. She couldn't stand seeing our name dragged through the mud anymore because of her problems. I tried to keep her clean, I really did. But I couldn't. Now I stand here alone. She was the one who got pinned, she's the one who got fired!

[::Rachel has a scowl on her face, glaring at the people all around the arena.::]

Rachel Heafy: I'm going to murder this promotion for taking what I love away from me. I don't care how I accomplish it, I'm bringing this place down...

[::She chucks the microphone back down as her new music begins to play again. Everyone is in a total state of shock. Even Don and Joey can't find anything to say. We head to commercial break...::]


Match #4

Joey Styles: Well Don we have seen a lot of action so far tonight but our next match should be a good one. The number one contender spot for the Hardcore Championship is up for grabs. Don who do you think is going to walk out as the winner of this match.

Don West: Well to be honest it is really anybodies match to win. Candace would have to be the absolute favorite she is a former World Champion and she may be a bit fired up after losing her belt. You can’t forget Lana Holmes and Angel Kash though both of these women have been waiting for the chance to shine and tonight they may very well get that chance. Don’t be surprised if one of them breaks out of their shell and wins this match.

Joey Styles: Those are all solid picks but you just can’t forget about Chrysta, she has the most experienced in a Hardcore environment, and with a win tonight she will be one step closer to finally getting in the ring with Stephanie. You can be assured that it will be a great match this evening.

Don West: Not to mention the champion will be joining us for guest commentary with her presence out here by ringside who knows what will happen.

[::Before the commentators can say anything else, "Scandalous" starts to play across the PA system and Stephanie slowly emerges from behind the curtain, she slowly walks down the ramp way clad in a short black dress with heels. Her Hardcore Championship is against her shoulder as she continues to walk. She grins as she taunts the audience pointing at her newly won championship. The crowd welcomes her with nothing but boos but she doesn’t pay any attention to them as she makes her way to the commentating booth. She sits down next to Don and Joey, and places a headset on. She smirks as they speak to her.::]

Don West: Hello there, Stephanie; how does it feel to be out here with us tonight?

Stephanie: It actually feels good Don. I look forward to seeing what bitch is going to be next in line to face the Princess. Although it doesn’t matter because they will worship me for the Princess I am whether they like it or not.

Joey Styles: Strong words coming from you. You just have to show these three women some respect.

Don West: Shut up, Joey! She’s the champion. Why should she be worried about anyone else?

Stephanie: THAT's why I like you, Don! Because you know talent when you see it!

Don West: Only calling it like I see it.

Brad Kane: The following match is a fatal four way Hardcore match scheduled for one fall, with the winner being declared the number one contender for the Hardcore Championship! Introducing first from Atlanta, Georgia, she is the Heretic... LANA HOLMES!

[::"Moth" by Audioslave begins to blast across the speakers. As the music plays, pyro showers from both sides of the titantron. Out comes Lana Holmes and the fans go nuts as she stands still, looking up towards the sky. Lana jumps up and down, cracking her neck and stops to adjust her tits and the lights flicker to the music. Holmes walks down the ramp, focused and unintentionally ignoring the fans holding out their hands. Upon entering, she goes to the nearest corner and stands atop doing her "So, Goodnight!" pose.::]

Joey Styles: Lana seems fired up tonight, and with this being a Hardcore match she might just be in her element.

Stephanie: Wake me up when the real competition arrives. When was the last time Lana actually did something worthy in this company?

Joey Styles: Says the girl with the worst record in this company.

Stephanie: Watch your mouth Joey!!!

Brad Kane: Introducing next from the Hamptons... ANGEL KASH!

[::The fans begin to boo loudly as the opening cords of Glamour Bitch by Sara Love feat Miliano Money hits over the pa system, as the arena lights dim, and begin flashing all over, a gold carpet rolls out, and out steps Angel Kash flanked by Leroy who has a smug look on her face, as she is greeted by a loud chorus of boos, she smirks before striking a pose for the fans who are booing the arrogant young woman who just takes it in stride. As she begins her arrogant supermodel style strut to the ring, trash talking, and taunting the fans as they boo her, she finally sticks her hand rudely out and puts it up to the fans to mean talk to the hand, as she just grins evilly, as she slowly climbs the steps she yells at the ref to lower the ropes for her, which he does, she then dose a bow, to taunt to the fans some more which only gets her more boos, as she climbs onto the second turnbuckle to do some more taunting, and then sits on the top turnbuckle takes her ring entrance trademark black fur rope and hands it to Leroy, as she lays on the turnbuckle nonchalantly, as her music cuts.::]

Joey Styles: And here is Angel Kash…

Stephanie: Who is she again???

Brad Kane: Introducing next, from Japan, she is the Joshi Dragon... CANDACE OKIMURA!

[::“Like a Rose” hits the speakers, as Candace steps out from behind the velvet curtain. The Asian beauty, wearing a white Sheongsham with an ornate golden Dragon etched on the back, looks over the audience, then slowly makes her way to the ring. She is followed by Iman, who trails several feet behind, appearing nervous to be there.::]

Joey Styles: You can be assured that Candace wants to have some redemption tonight for losing her World Championship.

Stephanie: So boring. Who told Egg Foo Young that she could be in the Hardcore division? I think I might go to sleep out here.

Brad Kane: Introducing next from Alaska she is the Ice Queen... CHRYSTA!

[::"Senzafine" immediately starts up, and the lights in the arena turn dark blue. Out from behind the curtain walks Chrysta, who slowly makes her way down the ramp, not paying any attention to the crowd booing her this evening. She soon makes her way to the ring, and grabs the middle rope to pull herself onto the apron. She climbs into the ring, and slowly turns towards the ring announcer, striking an expressionless glance into their eyes. She looks at Stephanie outside the ring and exchanges words with her. Stephanie rises up speaking back to her pointing at her championship.::]

Joey Styles: And here is the Ice Queen Chrysta.

Don West: It is a known fact that Stephanie and Chrysta have bad blood between them. If Chrysta was to win tonight, their ongoing feud would just keep on going.

[::Stephanie sits down placing her headset back on as she looks back at the two commentators.::]

Stephanie: What a stupid bitch. She needs to focus on the match and not me if she wants another shot at my title.

[::The four women are all standing in the ring looking at each other as the referee calls for the bell.::]

DING! DING! DING!

[::The match starts up with the Joshi Dragon charging after Angel Kash. She takes it right to the rich superstar as she nails her with a fury of Marshal Arts kicks. Angel staggers back a few feet leaning against the ropes. Candace follows up by running after her trying to clothesline Angel over the top rope but Angel counters lifting Candace over her head to the outside of the ring. Candace however lands both of her feet on top of the apron and she grabs by the hair yanking her over to the ropes to the outside of the ring.

Angel hits the mat with a loud thud and Candace begins to ascend to the top of the rope. Angel slowly staggers to her feet and Candace leaps off connecting with a crossbody to send both her and Angel down to the mat. Both superstars are laid out on the outside of the ring, as Chrysta and Lana begin to take it to each other on the inside of the ring.::]

Don West: Oh My Gawddddddd what a sick move from the top of the ropes.

Stephanie: So what’s the big deal? I could do the same thing if I wanted too.

Joey Styles: I am sure you could.

[::On the inside of the ring it seems like Chrysta is getting an early advantage on Lana. As she whips her into the corner. She follows up by charging after her with full speed but Lana gets her foot up and nails Chrysta directly in the face with her boot. Chrysta reaches for her face in pain Lana smirks as she launches a spinning bicycle kick to the face of Chrysta but the Ice Queen ducks and she counters by grabbing Lana by the hair and placing her underneath her arm. She lifts her high into the air keeping her up there for a few seconds before driving her to the mat directly on her head. Lana grabs at her head in pain as Chrysta rises to her feet.::]

Joey Styles: Snow Plow!!! Chrysta just laid Lana out with it.

Stephanie: Wow… I am so thrilled she can pull off a brain buster big deal…

[::Chrysta drops down on top of Lana for a pinfall attempt and the referee drops down to make a count but before he could do so Candace quickly slides into the ring breaking the pinfall up. Chrysta stands up and Candace jumps up locking her legs around the head of Chrysta and sends her down to the mat with a hurricarana. On the outside of the ring Angel Kash reaches under the ring and pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. That isn’t the only thing she slides inside though she manages to pull out a chair and even a fire extinguisher.

She throws both objects inside the ring and she picks up the fire extinguisher. The Joshi Dragon is unaware of Angels presence and as she turns around to check on the fallen Chrysta, Angel begins to spray the Extinguisher right in her face. Candace seems to be blinded as she staggers a bit and Angel cracks an evil grin on her lips as she holds the red object tightly in her hands and bashes it over the head of Candace sending her directly to the ground. Candace falls straight to the ground and she seems to be out of it as Angel begins to pose for the crowd. Moments later she places a foot on top of her for a pinfall.::]

Stephanie: Now that’s what I am talking about. Finally the hardcore aspect of this match comes into play.

Joey Styles: Don I don’t think Candace is going to be able to kick out of that.

ONE!

TWO!

[::Before the three count could be made Lana breaks the pin up by pushing Angel off of Candace. Angel upset growls at Lana and begins to charge her but Lana moves out of the way and sends Angel into the corner turnbuckle. Lana lifts the table setting it up and she walks back over to where Angel is, and as soon as Angel turns around Lana grabs kicks Angel in the groin grabs her breasts and drives her to the mat with a devastating ddt. Angel is laid out on the mat as Lana slowly rises to her feet the crowd breaking out into Lana chants. Lana slowly rises up but she is unaware of Chrysta who is standing directly behind her with a chair locked in her hands.::]

Joey Styles: Cock Tease! Lana is just seconds away from winning this match.

Don West: Lana needs to watch out for Chrysta though. If Chrysta hits her all of Lanas momentum will go away.

Joey Styles: Wait a minute… Where do you think you are going?!

[::Stephanie leaves the commentating booth and she enters the ring with her Hardcore title locked in her hands right behind Chrysta ready to take her out from behind with it. Lana finally makes it back on her feet and turns around. Chrysta however doesn’t swing the chair as she could hear footsteps from behind her and she moves out of the way. Stephanie can’t stop herself and she ends up nailing Lana Holmes directly in the face causing the Atlanta beauty to fall down to the mat.

Stephanie is shocked as she can’t believe that she missed her target and Chrysta doesn’t hesitate as she bashes the chair against Stephanie’s head. Stephanie head collides with the chair and Chrysta smirks as she grabs the Hardcore Champion placing her into a Gorilla Press. She drops her onto her shoulders and drives her through the table with her finishing Avalanche. Stephanie seems to be out of it and Chrysta slowly slumps down hooking one of Lana’s legs. The referee makes the count.::]

Joey Styles: Avalanche on Stephanie through the table. Our Hardcore champion doesn’t seem to be moving.

Don West: Not only that but it looks like there’s no one left to stop Chrysta…

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::The bell begins to sound and Chrysta slowly rises up with the referee holding her hand up in the air.::]

Brad Kane: And the winner of this match and the new number one contender for the Hardcore Championship, The Ice Queen Chrysta!!!

[::Chrysta smirks as she picks up the Hardcore Championship and lays it across the unconscious body of Stephanie. She giggles a bit as she talks down at her fallen foe.::]

Chrysta: Miss Sullivan... It's only a matter of time before your kingdom falls. I will regain what belongs to me and rise to my throne once again.

[::Chrysta raises her hands tall as she continues to just stare down at Stephanie::]

Joey Styles: What an impressive message sent by Chrysta. Don could this be a sign of things to come?

Don West: I don’t know, Joey, I really don’t know… I think it’s time for a commercial break.

[::The cameras fade out on this image going to a commercial break.::]



[::Primetime returns from commercial break as we're taken to the backstage area, Katrina Showtime is looking into the camera with her usual smile, charisma and a microphone.::]

Katrina: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is the #1 contender and will fight later tonight for the Sexified Championship... Alysson Gardner.

[::The image pans off and Alysson is shown on camera. She looks none too satisfied.::]

Katrina: Alysson, what--

Alysson: I'm sorry, Katrina, I...

[::Katrina is kind of taken aback by Alysson's sudden interference, but gives her the floor.::]

Alysson: I guess there's a title that would work better for me than "#1 contender for the Sexified Championship"... But "Former Hardcore Champion".

Katrina: Eh, but... Why's that?

Alysson: Well, it's simple. I was robbed from my title back at the pay-per-view. I was going to pin Chrysta down, and then Stephanie Sullivan, that fled from me the entire damn match, pushed me away and got herself a win as cheap as a yogurt drop.
 
[::Aly shakes her head negatively, clearly not satisfied.::]

Alysson: And because of a match I wasn't even planning on being at, I can't cash my rematch clause right now.

Katrina: Well, that WOULD make sense; after all you WERE the champion, and you weren't even involved in the match's decision.

Alysson: Exactly! So here's my word to the oh-almighty CHAMPION...

[::The Punk Princess draws quotation marks with her hands on the air.::]

Alysson: ...Stephanie Sullivan! I'm coming after you, whether I get the Sexified Championship tonight or not. And even if it means having to give up a few things... I'ma put my hands on you. And when I do that, I'm gonna ROCK YOUR WORLD!!!

[::As the crowd cheers on Alysson, Katrina nods.::]

 
Katrina: Now into tonight's business... Your thoughts on your match tonight?

Alysson: Well...

[::She ponders.::]

Alysson: It stated as a bad decision. I mean, the Sexified Championship couldn't be for damn real, seriously. But, well, if my brother Phoenix and Mr. Showtime want to try something different, I'm all for it. It's gonna be a nice opportunity to have a little fun.

[::Aly giggles.::]

Alysson: I wasn't planning on wrestling Bobbi Jackson any soon for any kind of reason, but when I heard it was a "get our girl soaked" match of sorts, it even got me excited. Soooo...

[::Aly lifts her hands, and reveals she was holding a pink bikini.::]

Alysson: I brought my battle suit. I hope you brought yours, Bobbi.

[::Aly smirks and winks for the camera, as Katrina laughs as we head to ringside for the next match.::]

Katrina: Right! Back at the arena! Don, Joey!

Match #5

[::As Ring of Beauty Primetime comes back from commercials "Bite The Dust" by the Pussycat Dolls hits the speakers as the lights in the arena begin to flicker.::]

Brad Kane: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing Sexified Perfection... SUSAN RIGGER and VICTORIA VALENTINE!

[::A bright light is shined through the curtains to show the silhouettes of two stunning beauties walking towards it before stepping right through side by side. Susan and Victoria glance at one another and high five each other, then with smirks on their lips the two SxP members head down the ramp, utterly ignoring the fans.::]

Joey Styles: Well, talk about a nicely fitting team.

Don West: Victoria is the only Devil that has apparently sticked to the original ideals of the Sisterhood.

Joey Styles: What ideals? As far as I can remember, their job was to eliminate Bobbi Jackson.

Don West: But they also aimed to be the greatest and most powerful alliance of the company. Coming to think of that, I guess Sexified Perfection has just done it.

[::Victoria climbs up onto the apron first, taking her time stepping through the ropes as the camera pans to a close shot of her perfectly round butt before she swings her other leg over and stands up straight. Susan walks up the steps onto the apron walks along it a bit, sliding her hand along the top rope, then turns her back to the ring and leans against the ropes before just swinging her legs up and flipping over the top rope into the ring to land gracefully on her feet, a smirk upon her lips.::]

Don West: Not to mention being sexy as hell.

Joey Styles: I'll have to give you that.

[::As the music fades out it is quickly replaced by Creed's "Beautiful" and as the lights dim a bit and spotlights light the entrance way the fans cheer excitedly.::]

Brad Kane: And their opponents, representing the Devils... JASMINE and DESTINY CAMPBELL!

[::Jasmine bursts onto the stage through the curtains and Destiny is right behind her. The two women look out into the crowd for a moment before nodding to one another and heading down the ramp, Destiny's hair hanging in front of her face.::]

Don West: And talking about the Devil, now THIS is a Sisterhood that remains still and strong.

Joey Styles: Yeah, the Fallen Angel and the Dead Prophet always seem to be on the same page... And even though Jasmine doesn't look as cocky as usual, Destiny is just as scary as she can.

Don West: Don't blame her for being a badass.

Joey Styles: Yea, yea, right...

[::At the bottom of the ramp Jasmine does a short sprint, then slides into the ring on her smooth belly, looking over at her opponents as Destiny crawls in after her, stopping next to Jasmine to raise herself to her knees as she removes her gloves, looking up at the lights above them as she spreads her arms and turns her ice cold stare at her opponents. The two Devils stand up and head towards their corner, but before their music can even fade out Susan dashes across the ring, smashing Destiny across the back of her neck with a clubbing blow to send her tumbling out between the ropes to land awkwardly on the mats outside the ring.::]

Joey Styles: The bell hasn't even rung yet!

Don West: Well duh, we can ALL hear THAT, Joey.

Joey Styles: I was just pointing out that, as usual, Rigger is up to no good.

[::Jasmine turns to face her foe, but Susan's faster, just tackling Jasmine back first into the turnbuckles. Susan kicks Jasmine in the stomach, then grabs a handful of Jasmine's long, blond hair and smashes her forearm up under the blond's chin in a European Uppercut. The busty beauty grabs Jasmine's arm and Irish Whips her across the ring before charging after her, but as she's about to reach her opponent Jasmine brings her feet up, kicking them both into Susan's face. The buxom brunette goes down, holding her face, and Jasmine measures her up as she begins to rise, but before she can go for anything the blond beauty is sent down by a viciously kick to the back of the head as Victoria whips her leg around in a wide arc and catches Jasmine right in the base of her skull where her spine meets it. Jasmine goes down hard, gripping the back of her head with both hands as she hisses in pain through grit teeth.::]

Joey Styles: And it seems Victoria Valentine is taking well to the habits of her new ally, assaulting her former team mate without hesitation.

Don West: Hesitation costs matches. She is Jasmine's opponent in this match and treating her with silk gloves would just be STUPID. So I guess it makes sense you'd want her to do that.

[::The referee finally calls for the bell to get some control, then orders either Susan or Victoria to get out of the ring or they'll both be disqualified. The two smirk and slap hands as Victoria decides to stay and Susan exits the ring. Victoria measures up her fallen foe, then jumps up into the air and drops a leg down across the back of Jasmine's neck, making her just curl up with pain. Chuckling, the vicious brunette grabs Jasmine by the hair and pulls her up, then, standing behind Jasmine, slips her head under the Fallen Angel's arm, her left arm around the blond beauty's near leg, her right arm around Jasmine's waist, then just lifts her off her feet, going for a backdrop suplex, but as she's hoisted in the air Jasmine manages to swing her legs up, just flipping backwards right out of Victoria's grip. Jasmine lands gracefully on her feet behind Victoria, then as the surprised brunette turns to face her Jasmine angrily swings her arm at the brunette in a Clothesline, but Victoria manages to duck her head in time, avoiding the strike by a hair's width. As Jasmine stumbles to a stop, the momentum of the missed attack leaving her off balance, Victoria wastes no time capitalizing on the opening as she charges in and smashes her arm across the back of Jasmine's neck, sending her right back down again.::]

Don West: Ouch. Victoria is really putting a beating down on Jasmine.

Joey Styles: After she was assaulted before the bell even rang Jasmine has yet to manage to get in any offense of her own.

[::Victoria smirks at the downed blond, then suddenly dashes across the ring, hitting the ropes and running right back to just as she's about to reach Jasmine drop down into a feet first slide, kicking the Fallen Angel in the ribs hard with both feet. Jasmine rolls out of the ring from the force of the blow, coughing a bit as she grabs at her side. Victoria rolls out of the ring after her, standing up on the apron. As Jasmine stands Victoria reaches down and grabs two handfuls of the blond beauty's hair and just pulls her up onto the ring apron as well by it. She slides one arm around the back of Jasmine's neck, then clasps her hands and with a wicked grin on her lips twists around while jumping off the apron, swinging Jasmine around as she drives her down against the mats outside the ring with a Swinging Neckbreaker, the crowd gasping at the loud, dull thud the landing causes.::]

Joey Styles: OH MY GAAWD!

Don West: Did you just see that? That might've just snapped Jasmine's neck in half!

[::Victoria sits up and dusts her hands off while Jasmine rolls over, kicking at the floor as she just writhes in pain. Susan grins proudly at her partner while Destiny stares ice cold daggers at Victoria, making the sexy brunette's grin fade a bit and shiver run down her spine as her gaze happen to meet Destiny's as she's standing up. Victoria rolls into the ring, then tells the referee to just count Jasmine out. The man in the striped shirt begins the count.::]

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

FOUR...

FIVE...

Don West: Oh there is no way Jasmine is even going to budge after taking a move like that. She is DONE.

[::Jasmine however isn't about to give up on herself as easy as West is as she grits her teeth, gathering her legs under her as she gets up to her hands and knees, then slowly pushes herself up to her feet despite how hard her legs are shaking under her.::]

SIX...

SEVEN...

EIGHT...

[::Jasmine forces her body to obey as she's finally on her feet.::]

NINE...

T-...

[::The Fallen Angel just lunges back into the ring under the ropes, only to be met by a stomp to the back of her head. Victoria pulls Jasmine by her hair to the ropes as she steps out onto the apron again. The brunette beauty pulls Jasmine to her feet and twists her around by her head again, both women standing on either side of the rope, but before Victoria can go for her signature Neckbreaker across the rope Jasmine yanks her head free from the wicked brunette's clutches, then as Victoria turns around to face her Jasmine just snaps off a sudden Superkick, catching Victoria right on the chin to send her flying off the apron. Victoria lands hard on the mats below while Jasmine goes down to a knee, shaking her head to clear it up. As the crowd claps their hands, cheering her on, Jasmine stands up again, then as fast as she can heads towards her team's corner and slaps Destiny's outstretched hand.::]

Joey Styles: And finally Jasmine manages to tag herself out and it looks like Destiny is ready to go.

[::Destiny rushes into the ring and runs right along the ropes to scale the turnbuckles while Victoria recovers outside the ring. The still stunned brunette just stumbles to the ring apron and climbs up onto it, unaware of the Dead Poet's steely eyes locked in on her. Destiny swings her legs up as she reaches down, grabbing the top rope with both hands as she brings her legs over in what looks like a cartwheel before kicking both feet down against Victoria's face, again sending her fling right off the apron.::]

Don West: Whoa!

Joey Styles: What an athletic and daring kick by Destiny Campbell. She looks eager to make Victoria pay for the beating her partner was just taking at her hands.

[::Destiny hops off the apron after Victoria, pulling her up by her head before stuffing it under her armpit, then slipping her arm under Victoria's before grabbing a handful of her bottoms and just snapping her over to smash her back first against the mats with a Snap Suplex. Victoria cries out in pain, a grimace on her beautiful face as she arches her back, just contorting in pain. Destiny just chuckles coldly at her handiwork as she stands up though, again pulling Victoria up by her head, this time to toss her back into the ring. Destiny holds onto Victoria's head though, pulling it out over the edge of the ring apron before taking a step back, then lunging forwards as she brings her foot up and boots Victoria right in the side of her head.::]

Joey Styles: Destiny is out on a mission here tonight.

Don West: She's totally nuts is what you mean.

[::Victoria rolls away from the ropes, grabbing at the side of her head in pain. Destiny chuckles a bit as she's about to climb back in the ring, but as she gets up onto the apron suddenly Susan intercepts her, kicking her in the gut, then hooking her arms under the bent over beauty's. Susan grits her teeth as she yanks Destiny right off her feet, then takes her over with a Butterfly Suplex as the both of them fall off the apron onto the mats before, but because of added height and velocity of the suplex Destiny's body bounces off the thin mats upon impact.::]

Don West: Wow, what a suplex! It's no wonder Susan is called the Suplex Queen with moves like THAT.

[::The Dead Prophet hisses through grit teeth with pain while Susan smirks, then gets back up on the apron, reaching her hand out over the ropes towards Victoria. The bootylishious brunette staggers towards Susan, still a bit out of it after Destiny's vicious assault, but manages to tag Susan in.::]

Joey Styles: And NOW Susan is legal.

[::The busty Britt hops off the apron and goes after Destiny, grabbing her by the head and tossing her into the ring under the ropes. She rolls in after her, then as Destiny is standing up Susan kicks her in the ribs, then grabs her arm, pulling her up and sending her to a neutral corner with an Irish Whip. As Destiny smashes back first into the turnbuckles Susan backs up a bit, measuring her target up, then charges at her, jumping high up into the air in mid-dash, arms spread wide as she soars through the air at Destiny, but suddenly the Dead Prophet lunges forwards, kicking up first her left foot, then swinging it down to kick up the right one as she boots Susan right in the stomach with a Bicycle Kick, knocking the wind out of her and sending her crashing down back first.::]

Joey Styles: What a counter by Destiny! Susan's going to regret going for that Stinger Splash.

[::Susan rolls over onto her hands and knees, holding her stomach with one hand and coughing. Destiny circles around the busty beauty, then grabs a fistful of her hair and pulls Susan to her feet, then smashes her forearm up under the brunette's chin in a European Uppercut. Susan is rocked by the blow, but grits her teeth and grabs the back of Destiny's head, pulling her forwards into a European Uppercut of her own. The two women start trading blows, uppercut after uppercut, but soon Destiny looks to be taking the advantage as Susan is sent staggering back by a particularly strong strike. Susan tries to shake it off and fight back, but before she can Destiny steps in, grabbing Susan's head with both hands and smashing her forehead into the busty Britt's. The headbutt sends Susan stumbling into the corner and Destiny follows her right in, kneeing the Suplex Queen in the stomach as she starts just laying into the busty beauty with repeated headbutts and knees to the gut. Finally Susan just collapses in the corner from the repeated blows to her skull.::]

Don West: Hey, Susan was touching the ropes, why didn't the referee get Destiny off her?

Joey Styles: After the way she and Victoria have been stretching the rules tonight, I don't blame the referee one bit for showing Destiny some leniency here.

[::Destiny grabs Susan and pulls her back up, then with the busty brunette bent over she slips her arms around Susan's before turning around to twist the Suplex Queen around so they're back to back and hoisting Rigger onto her back in a crucified position.::]

Joey Styles: Destiny is looking to send Susan to her Final Destination!

[::Before Destiny can go for her finisher though Victoria rushes at her, kicking the Dead Poet in the gut to force her to drop Susan as she bends over and grabs at her stomach. Victoria waist for Destiny to straighten back up a bit before bringing her arm across, then just swatting Destiny across the face with the back of her hand. The backhanded slap sends Destiny staggering a step back, right into the waiting arms of Susan Rigger, who grabs a tight hold around Destiny's waist before pulling her back and just yanking her off her feet as the buxom Britt arches her back to smash the back of Destiny's head against the top turnbuckle with a German Suplex.::]

Joey Styles: The interference by Valentine gives Susan an opening and she capitalizes on it big time.

Don West: That was just absolutely brutal.

[::Even as Destiny goes limp in her arms Susan swings the Dead Prophet around and pushes her against the turnbuckles, with some effort lifting her up and seating her on the top one. Susan climbs the ropes as well, tightly wrapping her arms around Destiny's waist as she does, but suddenly the Dead Prophet comes back to life as she starts fireing elbows back into Susan's face, rocking the buxom brunette and almost knocking her right off the ropes, Susan just barely saving herself by managing to hook her feet under the second rope, falling back into a Tree of Woe looking position rather than crashing down against the canvas.::]

Don West: Susan almost took a nasty spill there.

[::Using her strong core muscles Susan swings her body back up with ease and smashes her forearm against the back of Destiny's neck twice before slipping her head under Destiny's arm and standing up on the top rope, pulling Destiny to her feet with her.::]

Joey Styles: I don't like the looks of this, Don. This could be bad.

[::Susan's arms encircle her opponent as she hooks one around the back of Destiny's neck, the other around her near leg before clasping her hands. The crowd gasps as they realize what is happening and Jasmine screams out as Susan hoists Destiny up into the air, then falls back, the two women landing with a thunderous crash as Destiny is driven down on the back of her head in a super Regalplex.::]

Joey Styles: OH MY GAAAWD!

Don West: You SAID it! That was un-friggin'-believable!

[::The vicious impact right on the back of her head just folds Destiny's body over like an accordion before she limply flops over onto her belly, laying perfectly still while Susan is laying on her back, gasping for breath.::]

Joey Styles: That move took some out of both of them, but CLEARLY Destiny got the worst of it.

Don West: To say the LEAST.

[::Victoria is shouting instructions at Susan, trying to get her to cover the Dead Poet for a pin while Jasmine wears a look of concern upon her face, trying to decide if her partner is knocked out... or worse. Susan finally rolls over and starts crawling towards Destiny, pushing her over as she reaches her and laying across her body.::]

ONE!

TWO!

THR--

[::But at the last possible moment before the referee's hand would have come down for three Destiny lets out a beastial growl and just tosses Susan off her. The jaw of every person watching and taking part in the match drops and eyes widen and as Destiny sits up the shocked crowd can't help but explode in excited cheers.::]

Joey Styles: Destiny will not stay down! This crowd can not believe what they just saw!

Don West: Neither can I. That count was just illegally slow.

Joey Styles: Oh stuff it Don, there was nothing wrong with the count. This crowd REALLY wants Susan and Victoria to loose to be cheering on Destiny THIS loudly.

[::The still in shock Susan struggles her way to her feet, then tries to boot Destiny in the face, but the Dead Prophet catches her foot with both hands, then stands up herself, Susan hopping on one foot to avoid calling over. Destiny shoves Susan's foot aside, sending the busty Britt spinning around a turn and as she comes around Destiny grabs her head with both hands, jumping as she brings her knee up to Susan's face, then yanks down on her head as she falls back, smashing Susan's face hard down against her knee.::]

Joey Styles: Iconoclastia! Destiny tries to break Susan's face.

[::Susan's head snaps back upon impact and she staggers backwards, grabbing at her face with both hands as she shrieks with pain. Destiny forces her battered body to obey her as she stands back up and slips behind Susan, hooking her arms up under the busty beauty's as she lifts her onto her back again and this time without hesitation drops back sharply, smashing Susan's face against the canvas with her signature Crucifix Facebuster.::]

Don West: Oh not the face AGAIN.

Joey Styles: Final Destination! She is DONE for.

[::But Destiny doesn't turn Susan over, just laying on top of the knocked out Suplex Queen. Jasmine reaches her hand out towards her partner, pleading for her to tag her in. After a moment Destiny slowly sits up, then rolls over onto her knees as she reaches over and touches Jasmine's hand. The Fallen Angel rushes into the ring and hurries over to push Susan over onto her back and and hook a leg for the pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

TH--

[::But the pin is broken up as Victoria runs across the ring and just boots Jasmine right in the face. Destiny tries to get back in the ring to help her partner, but Victoria jumps at her, kicking both her feet into the Dead Poet's knee to send her falling off the apron, her forehead smacking against it as she comes down. With Destiny laid out on the mats outside the ring Victoria grabs Jasmine by her hair, pulling her to her feet, then stuffing the blond's head between her legs. Victoria hooks her arms under Jasmine's and clasps her hands to lock the blond beauty's arms behind her back.::]

Joey Styles: Victoria isn't the legal woman from her team, the referee needs to get her out of there.

[::The referee tries to order Victoria out, but the smoking hot brunette just ignores him as she grins wickedly, then launches herself into a forwards flip over Jasmine, trying to nail her with her sick Flipping Double Underhook Piledriver, but as Victoria's feet leave the ground Jasmine suddenly yanks her arms free and grabs the backs of the brunette's knees, blocking the move. Victoria yelps as she finds herself upside down on Jasmine's back as the Fallen Angel stands up straight. Jasmine takes a couple of steps towards the corner, then just yanks on the backs of Victoria's knees as she bends over forwards, pulling her back over the way she came and smashing her back first into the turnbuckles.::]

Joey Styles: Jasmine channels some Hardcore Holly there with an Alabama Slam into the turnbuckles.

Don West: She'd probably be offended at you making that link.

[::As Jasmine straightens her back again, smirking at Victoria as the sexy brunette grimaces in pain, on her knees in the corner of the ring, but before she can further enjoy her handiwork her shoulder is suddenly grabbed and s he's spun around by it right into a kick to the stomach. Susan Rigger grabs the bent over blond's head and stuffs it between her legs. She wraps her arms around Jasmine's waist, then just yanks her off her feet and lifts her up into position for a Powerbomb.::]

Don West: What's Susan going for here?

Joey Styles: I don't think I've ever seen her go for a Powerbomb before...

[::Susan reaches up with one hand, then the other, grabbing the back of Jasmine's neck with both. With the blond tightly packed up, her legs over Susan's shoulders as she sits on the British beauty's huge, round tits, Susan takes a deep breath, then suddenly arches her back, just powering Jasmine over and smashing her down on the back of her head, Jasmine's shoulders tightly pressed against the canvas as Susan maintains the picture perfect bridge, balancing on the tips of her toes and the top of her head as the referee counts the pin.::]

Joey Styles: What a move! Brutal impact on the back of Jasmine's skull. Will this be it?

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::"Bite the Dust" hits the PA as Susan rises up again, now as the victorious link of the match. She aids Victoria on her way back to her feet, as they lift each other's hands.::]

Brad Kane: Here are your winners... VICTORIA VALENTINE AND SUSAN RIGGER!!!

Joey Styles: Jasmine and Destiny fought as hard as we've ever seen them do it, but in the end, Susan and Victoria's new found partnership seems to be a greatly working machine.

Don West: I think Susan has just found a new-...

[::Susan then cuts their celebration short and lifts the tired and worn out Jasmine from the mat, locking her in a chickenwing of sorts.::]

Joey Styles: Oh come ON, the match is over already!

[::Victoria then goes for her former partner, looking into her face, holding the blonde's face up violently. She then wastes no effort in punching Jasmine straight on the stomach, adding even more to the injuries.::]

Don West: So much for ending a partnership...

[::Victoria smirks at the folded Jasmine, as the sense of power fills the brunette's mind, even more with Susan Rigger's support. She then gets ready for another punch when...::]

WHAP!!!

[::Victoria's head is hit so violently that she falls to the mat, and even Susan takes some seconds to realize it's Destiny that's back into the ring holding her scythe! The Prophet, growling at the English Queen, raises the deadly weapon again and swings it against the brunette, but Susan is quick to duck and roll away from the action, pulling Victoria with her, as the both of them quickly flee. And they quickly run away from the arena under the cold eyes of the psychotic Destiny.::]

Joey Styles: And Destiny comes for the save!

Don West: Unnecessary violence brings even more unnecessary violence, and that's how a bout between legends end.


[::As Susan and Victoria walk through the curtains Bobbi's Angels are there to greet them with high fives. Giselle smiles as she wraps her arms around Victoria in a tight hug.::]

Giselle: You did good, sweetie.

Victoria: Thank you.

[::Susan nods her head, a smirk on her lips as she pats the Angels' shoulders.::]

Susan: Now it's your turn to do good. I'm counting on you both to give it your all, like always.

[::Carmen smirks as well, an eyebrow raised.::]

Carmen: You already said it yourself, like we ALWAYS do.

[::Giselle nods her head in agreement, her arm still wrapped around Victoria's waist.::]

Giselle: Us Angels have a full bag of heavenly wrath to unleash upon anyone and everyone that gets in our way.

Carmen: And that includes these two losers. Get the celebrations started, we won't be long.

[::Carmen smirks as Giselle kisses Victoria's cheek and waves the victorious women off as the scene fades out and we go to commercials::]


Match #6

[::"Next Contestant" by Nickelback hits the speakers as the crowd starts excitedly cheering. As the ring announcer finishes introducing them Bobbi's Angels burst through the curtains onto the stage at the top of the ramp. They wave to the crowd, smiling at the warm reception before heading down towards the ring. Both Giselle and Carmen slap the fans' outstretched hands, getting them all the more excited, then glance at one another and climb up onto the apron. As Giselle bends over, stepping in through the second and top rope with the camera moving around to get a shot of her bootylishious behind, Carmen grabs the top rope, stepping onto the second one before just jumping right over the top one into the ring. The Angels slap one another's hands before heading up opposite turnbuckles to both blow a kiss to the crowd before jumping off, ready for the match to begin.::]

Brad Kane: Entering first at a combined weight of two hundred and fifty one pounds... Bobbi's Angels!

[::All of a sudden “Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco starts playing all over the Pa system. At that moment two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal Emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal smiles as photographers quickly run up to the ramp way and begin to take pictures of her. Crystal smiles as she runs her fingers through her hair and a red carpet is rolled down to the ring. The Rose Goddess slowly makes her way to the ring. She finally makes it to the ring and places one foot on the apron and stretches the other one on the apron as well. She does a split to enter the ring and she finally makes it to her feet. She seems fired up as she bounces around a bit to get the crowd to cheer for her. When they start cheering she poses causing multiple cameras to go off one after another. She takes her place in the corner and waits patiently for her opponent to come out.::]

Brad Kane: For our next team we have “The Rose Goddess” weighing in at 125 pounds.. Crystal Hilton!

[::Pyro begins to rain down from the top of the tron screen, "This Calling" by All That Remains beginning to blare now through the PA system. Freya Ragnal stepping out from the backstage with Joe Ragnal right behind her. She looks out into the crowd, seeing all of the fans cheering for her. Freya nods her head in appreciation before the lights kick back on and the pyro stops. She begins her walk down to the ring, Joe following her every single step of the way. Freya slaps hands on her way down to the ring, getting words of encouragement from the thousands in attendance. Once at ringside, Freya walks around ringside, getting more high fives and words. After her trip is complete, she hops up onto the apron and heads into the ring, Joe coming in right after her. Freya goes to the nearest turnbuckle and goes to the top, throwing her arms out before hopping down. She turns to get a kiss for good luck, Joe now leaving the ring. Freya backs into the corner, waiting for her match to begin.::]

Brad Kane: Now entering the ring... the Ring of Beauty World Champion, Freya Ragnal!

[::Carmen DeVega and Freya Ragnal kick off the action, Carmen rushes at Freya who leaps into the air and goes for a jumping heel kick but Carmen runs under it, bounces off the ropes and comes back with a leaping cross body. Carmen is back on her feet and waits as Freya turns over and gets to hers, when she does Carmen lifts her and puts her right back down with a scoop slam. Freya is quick to get up again, and again Carmen catches her and hit another one. This time Freya stays down and Carmen jumps high into the air and brings the point of her elbow crashing into the sternum of Ragnal. Devega stays on top for the cover...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::But Freya throws the shoulder up. Carmen grabs Freya by the air to pull her to her feet but when she does Freya fights back with hard elbow shots to Carmen's stomach and then a European uppercut that rocks Carmen and sends her stumbling backwards but she stays on her feet. Freya comes at her with knife edge chop, but before she can Carmen lunges at Freya, grabs her head and brings her knee up into her ribs, Freya slumps over in pain.::]

Don West: Carmen put a stop to Freya's attempt to shift the momentum

Joey Styles: She was quick about it too... you can't let Freya get rolling.

Don West: No doubt about that.

[::DeVega grabs Freya by her hair and drags her to the Bobbi's Angel's corner where Anderson has her foot on the rope and Carmen slam Freya head first into it. Freya falls to a knee while DeVega tags Giselle into the match. They take a whole of Freya, Giselle lifts Freya and the pair hit the B.A.D.! DeVega slides out of the ring and Giselle hooks a leg and covers...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::But Freya shoves her arm into the air. Giselle grabs Freya and forces her back to her feet where she brings Freya up into a vertical suplex. She holds Ragnal there in the stalling position before finally dropping her back to the mat. Freya arches her back in pain as she hits hard.::]

Joey Styles: Freya is not in a good spot.

Don West: She's got to do something to get Crystal Hilton into the ring. She's the world champion and these two are doing whatever they can to give her a beating.

Joey Styles: That's how you make your name known in this business.

[::Giselle brings Freya back up and sets her up for the piledriver. She goes to lift Freya but Freya holds on tight to Giselle's legs and refuses to be lifted. Giselle brings an axe handle smash into Freya's back, then tries again, but this time Freya digs in, lifts and drops Giselle on her back! Anderson quickly turns over to get back to her feet, but is met by Freya who bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running drop kick straight to Giselle's chest! Freya jumps back to her feet where Giselle has turned over and back to her feet about the same time, Freya takes a punch to the face as Giselle tries to shake off the last move but Freye straight kicks her in the stomach and then hits the FACE KILL! Freya manages to throw a shoulder over Anderson for the cover.::]

ONE!

TWO!

NO!!! Giselle won't stay down.

Joey Styles: The world champion finally gets some offense going and almost picks up the victory.

Don West: I love that Face Kill move Joey, Freya can just nail you with it at any time.

Joey Styles: Indeed, and it looks like Freya is going to finally get Crystals into this match.

[::Freya rolls over and keeps going to her corner where she tags Hilton into the match. Hilton stays on the apron where she waits as Giselle slowly makes her way to her feet, she she's up Hilton pulls back and springs into the ring with a springboard tornado DDT! Hilton quickly covers Giselle now...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::But the same outcome as Anderson throws her arm up. Hilton is slowed down by this as she just brings Anderson back to her feet violently by her hair. Anderson screams out as Hilton holds on tight to her locks, before running and hair tossing her across the ring. Anderson hits hard and Hilton backs off and crouches. She waits as Giselle pushes herself back to her feet, when Giselle turns Hilton steps and goes for the chick kick but Anderson ducks under it, runs forward bouncing off the ropes and comes back with the jumping shoulder block!::]

Don West: Anderson manages to fight through the momentum of Team Hilton and Ragnal, but now she has to get DeVega back into this match.

Joey Styles: She did good, but it might be for nothing if Hilton can get to her feet first.

[::Anderson grabs onto the mat and begins crawling to her partner. Hilton stirs and sees it, she gets to a knee and grabs Anderson's foot, but Giselle makes a desperate dive and tags Carmen back into the ring. Carmen jumps into the ring and catches Hilton who is trying to get back to her feet with a running headscissors. Hilton quickly tries to get back up to fight off Carmen, when she does she takes a kick to the stomach, then a jawbreaker.. the force of which sends her flying backwards into the nearest corner. Carmen grabs Hilton's head to pull her out, then turns into the corner and climbs the ropes while still holding Hilton. She signals and leaps off with Hilton under her arm and hits the Tornado DDT! Carmen covers...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::But Hilton rolls the shoulder::]

Don West: I thought that might have been it Joey.

Joey Styles: It was close, Carmen came into the ring and has been in control.. Hilton is playing catch up now.

[::DeVega slaps the mat before standing back up. She bends over to bring Hilton but to her feet too, but Hilton grabs her and rolls her up into the small package but doesn't even get a one count before DeVega forces her way out. Both women jump to their feet, Hilton charges and DeVega catches her with an arm drag!

When Hilton hits the mat she rolls towards her teams corner and tags Freya into the match before Carmen knows what's going on. Freya charges into the ring and is caught and knocked down by a lariat from DeVega. Carmen turns around and tags Anderson back into the match and the two ladies go to attack a grounded Freya, but Ragnal suddenly kips up and hits an European uppercut to Carmen knock her off her feet. Freya turns and catches a punch attempt from Anderson, Freya grabs her and STO!::]

Joey Styles: Look at Freya clearing the house here!

Don West: She's taking on the Bobbi's Angels, and she's got the upper hand right now.

Joey Styles: This is why she's the world champion.

[::Freya jumps back up and is right there as DeVega is getting back up, Ragnal takes her and hits a back drop driver! Freya then focuses back on Giselle who is getting up now, she grabs Anderson, spins her around and hits a step up Enzuigiri! Freya backs up and waits again for Anderson to get back up, she's going for her Koppu kick, when she's tagged in the back by Hilton who jumps into the ring. The referee who has already gotten DeVega out of the ring starts pushing Freya out of the ring, while she has no idea what's going on.::]

Don West: Looks like Hilton really wanted into this match.

Joey Styles: Of course, Freya just took out two opponents by herself....

[::Hilton stands back and crouches, she readies her FLASHING LIGHTS kick! Anderson pushes up off the mat and turns around and Hilton takes the step but Anderson ducks her head, spins under it and grabs Hilton from behind, lifts and hits the FALL FROM GRACE! Anderson covers...::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Joey Styles: And Bobbi's Angels win it!

Don West: What a hard fought match, but you have to wonder what Hilton was thinking there!

Joey Styles: I have no idea... Freya was on fire and she basically took Ragnal out of the match....

[::The Angels celebrate the obvious tension of the World Champion and her number one contender as Primetime takes a quick commercial break.::]


[::Primetime returns from commercial break backstage where we see Bobbi Jackson pacing back and forth backstage holding her championship tightly against her, obviously not looking forward to her match coming up next. Suddenly a pair of hands gently, but firmly grip her shoulders, stopping her in her tracks.::]

Susan: Baby, you're sweating this far too much. Gardner cannot match your prowess and you'll teach her a lesson about being the Sexified Champion for sure.

[::The buxom brunette's voice is warm, the smile on her lips genuine as she leans over Bobbi's shoulder and plants a kiss on her cheek.::]

Susan: There isn't a shadow of a doubt in my mind that you can do this.

Bobbi: But I don't want to face her...

[::Bobbi hangs her head sadly. Susan turns Bobbi around, caressing her cheek with one hand and soothingly petting the blond with the other.::]

Susan: I am aware, but the circumstances are what they are. And under these very circumstances I know you're still more than a match for her.

[::Bobbi just stays silent and nods quietly, Susan is being way too calm about this and its only making her more nervous as she shivers a little bit. Susan pulls the shivering blond tightly against her, gently running her fingers through Bobbi's golden hair.::]

Susan: I believe in my Bobbi. Always.

Bobbi: O...Ok...

[::Bobbi gently breaks the hug as she walks through the curtains on her own, she can only hope Susan will be as understanding after the night is over as Primetime takes its final commercial break.::]


Main Event

[::As we come back from commercial break, we see buckets of water laid on the ring apron, Super Soaker™ guns sitting near each ringpost, and several piles of water balloons inside the ring.::]

Brad Kane: The following contest is a Wet & Wild Water Match for the new Ring of Beauty Sexified Championship!

[::The announcement elicits a mixed reaction.::]

Joey Styles: And the crowd's split between perverts and internet fans.

Don West: They aren't the same thing?

Joey Styles: ...

[::All the stadium's light go off and some of them start to blink as "Adrenaline" blasts through the arena. After some time, Alysson walks onto the stage, holding her electric guitar using one hand, and the lights come back. She raises both hands, the one not holding the guitar making the Corna sign, and light pink, light blue and yellow pyros shoot behing her.::]

Brad Kane: Introducing first is the challenger, she is the Punk Princess...ALYSSON GARDNER!

Joey Styles: I feel pretty bad for Alysson. One week she's the RoB Hardcore Champion, and the next...she's in a bikini fight.

Don West: Hey, at least it's not a bikini contest!

Joey Styles: Don, stop helping!

[::After the pyros are done, she runs her way to the ring high-fiving the fans on her way, and slides into the ring. She stands on feet and climbs onto the furthest turnbuckles from entrance ramp and raises her hands again, doing the corna and showing off her guitar. She then hands her guitar to the referee and waits for action. Then, "Martyr No More" by Fozzy plays as Bobbi enters next, wearing the Sexified title around her waist proudly.::]

Brad Kane: And her opponent, she is Bobbilicious...BOBBI JACKSON!

Joey Styles: Bobbi was named by Susan Rigger as the first Sexified champion, but a bit of conflict between Chris Gardner and Michael Showtime made this match to determine the first real Sexified Champion!

Don West: Hey, doesn't matter who wins, we're ALL winners!

Joey Styles:...did NOTHING I said five years ago stick to anyone? NOTHING!?

[::The bell rings, and the match begins with both girls grabbing a Super Soaker from a ringpost, pumping it up numerous times before shooting it at the other girl.::]

Joey Styles: Good lord...

Don West: C'mon, Joey, enjoy yourself, this is great!

Joey Styles: Don, this match just sent us back ten years, I really don't thi-

Don West: Well c'mon, then, didn't you guys have this stuff going on in ECW?

Joey Styles: WHAT?! We had Beulah McGillicutty making Bill Alfonso bleed! That's nothing like-

Don West: Well just enjoy it either way!

Joey Styles: UUUGH...

[::Both Bobbi and Alysson eventually drench themselves down before Alysson drops her gun and grabs a water balloon, tossing it at Bobbi. It doesn't break open. Alysson grabs an armful of the balloons, throwing them at Bobbi, only a few breaking on contact. The rest just bounce off her.::]

Joey Styles: Okay, that's actually funny.

Don West: There you go! You're laughing!

[::As Alysson grabs another armful of balloons, Bobbi grabs a bucket of water, and as Alysson turns around...SPLASH! Gardner's soaked head to toe in water. She sputters some out of her mouth, while Bobbi just laughs.::]

Don West: WHA HA HA! Alysson's all wet! GEDDIT?!

Joey Styles: Now I remember why TNA switched you with Tazz.

[::Alysson continues to throw the water balloons, few of which actually hit Bobbi, and break. Alysson runs at Bobbi...only to slide across the mat, landing on her back.::]

Joey Styles: *trying to hold back laughter* You're right, Don, this IS entertaining!

Don West: Er, well...not in that way.

[::Bobbi grins ear to ear, then picks Alysson up by her head. She bends her over onto her knee, and gives a wet THWACK to Alysson's backside!::]

Joey Styles: Something tells me neither girl's unfamiliar with that technique.

Don West: Well...is anyone in RoB surprised?

[::Bobbi then picks Alysson up again, and hoists her onto her shoulder. She then carries Alysson over to a pile of water balloons in the middle of the ring...::]

Don West: Ha, now Alysson's REALLY gonna-

Joey Styles: WILL YOU STOP?

[::But Alysson slips out behind Bobbi! Alysson puts Bobbi into a Full Nelson, then legsweeps Bobbi down into the pile of water balloons instead! Alysson pins!::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Brad Kane: Here is your winner...and the NEW...Sexified Champion...ALYSSON GARDNER!

[::Bobbi rolls out of the ring blushing with embarrassment as the referee hands Alysson the Sexified Championship.::]

Joey Styles: What was the deal with that!?

Don West: What do you mean?

Joey Styles: Its like Bobbi didn't even TRY to kick out!

Don West: This makes no sense...

Joey Styles: It certainly IS a mystery!  Hopefully we get some answers sooner rather than later...

[::Bobbi walks to the back as Alysson celebrates with her championship as Primetime goes off the air.::]


OOC Notes & Disclaimer:

I won't lie folks, I'm embarrassed this show took so long. I'm saddened and ashamed as this is not the standard I hold myself or this fed to and I am literally not feeling good about it at all.  Hopefully there will be a card from the next Primetime soon...I can tell you that we are eliminating one Primetime on the road to Blaze of Glory III, lets hope that picks things up a bit, thanks to all of you who have been patient and understanding...Hopefully we will make it up to you in the near future, Match writers were as follows...

Mikko for Angels v. Crystal/Freya
Kane for Cassandra v. Zelda
Dreamer for the Hardcore match
Ragnal for the main event
The 3 vs. 3 match was written by myself, Gardner.


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