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Venue: Mellon Arena - Pittsburgh, PA
8+1 Matches - Main Event: FUN House World Championship Match
 

« Dark Match »

A very fast paced match, with very nice action between the rookies. In the end, the Butterfly capitalized in a botch from Katia's behalf and cashed the Jumping Cutter picture perfect.

 [::After the opening video plays for the live crowd we are taken inside the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, the hometown to Ring of Beauty and scenery for Violent by Choice, Naughty by Design 2. The camera pans through the crowd as the fans are on their feet as they show off their signs.  Ranging from...::]

I CAME TO SEE DESTINY TAP AGAIN

SURPRISE ENTRANT IN THE BIKINI MATCH HERE

and...

12 GIRLS IN BIKINIS = EPIC WIN

[::The official song for the PPV "Fiend by Coal Chamber" is heard playing via the sound system as we're finally taken to our announce booth where stand Don West and Joey Styles.::]

Don West: Five titles being jeopardized... Violent and humiliating matches... And twelve girls in bikinis! Welcome to Violent by Choice, Naughty by Design 2!!! I'm Don West saying thank you for being with us tonight! And of course, by my side, Joey Styles!

Joey Styles: Thank you Don, and, yes, ladies and gentlemen, we never learn, you said it, bikinis! This is going to be one hell of a night! But we must not forget the entire card, packed with adrenaline, from top to bottom!

Don West: The new champions crowned after the massive title shift this season will be defending their titles for the first time, culminating in the rematch between Destiny Campbell and Linda Ragnal, this time inside the FUN House!

Joey Styles: And talking about Linda Ragnal, while we prepare the ring for the first match... Don't we have a cam backstage?

[::As the image cuts to the backstage, we see the World Champion Linda Ragnal, talking to her brother, the creator of the FUN House himself, "the Innovator of FUN" Joe Ragnal.::]

Linda: And which one of them is the one with the thumbtacks?

Joe: The pink topping. The white topping is just whipped cream and the red topping is an apple pie. Mmmm, apple pie...

Linda: Focus, Joey, focus. I have to... Hey!

[::Linda notices the cameras looking into the locker room and smirks.::]

Linda: We're discussing strategies! Excuse me!

[::She softly but surely pushes the camera away and closes the locker room.::]


« Opening Contest »

[::Primetime returns from backstage, the ring is already flooded by sand, and theRing Announcer, dressed properly - in a bikini - is ready to begin the show...::]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the Bikini Beach Bash Battle Royale! The rules are as follows: four girls will start in the ring, and every sixty seconds, another one will enter, according to a random number they drew earlier tonight. One girl can be eliminated by being thrown out of the ring, with her two feet touching the floor, or via disqualification. The last woman standing inside the ring will be declared the winner, and awarded a Television Championship Match at Primetime!

Joey Styles: Alright!

Don West: Who drew number one?

[::A few seconds of silence later, the mad riffs of "Endless Possibilities" invade the arena, as bright pink light rays make the people go crazy with the first entrant. The Crimson Cat runs into the stage with a wide smile and a skimpy g-string pink bikini, doing the Think Pink taunt to her audience.::]

Joey Styles: Aaah!

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Paris, France... She is the Crimson Cat... GABRIELLE! CRIMSON!!!

Don West: It's the Crimson Cat! Gabrielle Crimson is our entrant number one!

Joey Styles: And we can only wonder what is the Kitten up for tonight! She's obviously on fire and should stop at nothing!

Don West: In the other hand, this may be a dangerous match for her, because she IS a high-flyer. If she goes too high, she can be thrown off the ring!

Joey Styles: And another thing about Gabrielle, we NEVER knew about the Crimson Cat's piercings and tattoos as we are now.

Don West: *sigh*

[::The Kitten climbs the steel steps and hops into the ring waving and blowing kisses to the audience. After her music slowly dies, "Scandalous" takes place, and the crowd gives the second entrant a mixed reaction, as the Crimson Cat tests the ropes and looks down at her.::]

Ring Announcer: The entrant number two... From Los Angeles, California... STEPHANIE! SULLIVAN!!!

Don West: The Scandalous One from California is the entrant number two!

Joey Styles: And the people are none too happy with her, because apparently she decided to follow Susan Rigger, and left Crystal Hilton alone at what remained of Four S!

Don West: And now that you talked about Susan, this match is for a shot at the Television Championship, which means they could face off in two weeks' time!

[::Stephanie rolls into the ring and dismisses her robe, revealing her bright red bikini for the evening. As soon as she joins Gabrielle inside the ring, "God Knows" hits the sound system, and the entrant number three enters: Manami, covering herself in a blue kimono. She bows to the crowd and calmly makes her way to the ring.::]

Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant number three... From Japan... MANAMI! KOKORO!!!

Joey Styles: Now THAT's a dangerous woman in this match. She's small and bulky - gonna be hard to throw her out of the ring!

Don West: I'll say, Joey; wrestlers like her are a major nuisance to eliminate. And she is most likely never going to get herself disqualified, thanks to the long and strict japanese code of honor!

Joey Styles: Talking about long, I wonder how much did her bikini cost?

[::As Don sighs and supresses his will to struggle Joey right there, Manami climbs the steel steps and bows to the wrestlers inside the ring, specially Gabrielle. Some moments after her music dies, "My Prerrogative" hits the sound system, as the arena is flooded with boos. Showcasing a black bikini and dressed in open overalls, Intolerable Cruelty's own Madison Creed paces down the entrance ramp paying the audience no attention.::]

Ring Announcer: And entrant number four... Representing Intolerable Cruelty... MADISON CREED!!!

Joey Styles: Uh-oh, tension is about to build!

Don West: Intolerable Cruelty's valet Madison Creed is coming down the ramp, and she's bout to meet one of IC's declared enemies, Gabrielle Crimson!

Joey Styles: Yes, Don, and I had word that earlier tonight, Madison and Brittany Knox tried to gang up on Gabrielle, and the Kitten luckily escaped in time!

Don West: Good. Leave the Crimson to her name, only.

[::Madison enters the ring and dismisses her overalls, looking down at her opponents. As soon as the official checks on every girl and makes sure that it is safe to begins the match, he calls the bells.::]

DING! DING! DING!

[::The girls apparently start to study one another, but then Gabrielle and Madison start to stare one another down in the center of the ring, arguing with each other. Manami immediately puts herself beside Gabrielle, making sure to the Kitten that she's got the Asian Colossus' back. Which prompts Stephanie to post herself nearby Madison. The "teams" start talking among themselves, until, out of the blue, Madison yanks Stephanie by the hair and whips her to outside the ring, making the Scandalous One crash against the mini-dunes outside the ring!::]

Joey Styles: Oh my! Madison totally dismissed Stephanie's help and threw her out like a bag of...

Don West: Well apparently Madison thinks she can work this out by herself... And here comes Gabrielle!!!

[::As Madison looks at her back yelling something like "I can do this by myself, thank you" to Stephanie, Gabrielle bounces at the ropes and comes crashing at her with the Cat Pounce, mounting at her back and pounding her head with punches. Creed spins and struggles a bit, before having the great idea and jumpingat her back, making Gabrielle crash shoulders first at the sandy floor. Afterwards, she starts to spin on the sand, effectively scratching and burning the Kitten's back with the sand. Once Manami sees that, she rushes at the spot and grabs Madison's feet, pulling her away, freeing the Kitten, that retreats to a corner. Before Madison can even get up, Manami starts to stomp her. This goes on until a five-second countdown appears on the jumbotron, and the crowd starts counting down the seconds for the fifth entrant.::]

Don West: Here comes number five!

Joey Styles: I wonder who it is!

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::After the countdown is over, "Shockwave" hits the sound system, and dressed in a gray swimsuit, the Furious Devil runs down the entrance ramp and rolls into the ring quickly.::]

Joey Styles: It's Felicia Fury!

Don West: Hell's gonna break loose inside this ring now!

[::Felicia quickly gets up and clotheslines Manami down into the sand. She runs at Gabrielle, spotting a potential oppnent... And brakes in her tracks as she notices it's the Crimson Kitten. She cracks a small smile and turns to her back, where, much for her unluckiness, Madison is already on her feet. Madison pushes Felicia to the ropes and tries to send her out of the ring but the Furious One quickly pushes her away. She then bounces at the ropes and tries to clothesline Madison down. The Tattooed Danger ducks and avoids being taken down, bouncing at the ropes herself and shooting herself on Felicia, bringing her down with a crossbody. But even before she can start groundpounding Felicia, the Devil gets some sand in her hand and throws against Madison's eye, blinding her opponent, which gives her time enough to roll over and be on top.::]

Don West: She just threw sand on Madison's eye?! That's illegal!

Joey Styles: Well the ref never saw it, so it's not a disqualification just yet! All is fair in love and war!

Don West: And this is definitely not love!

[::Felicia starts punching Madison on the head relentlessly and is only stopped by Manami, who is up again, who crashes onto Fury with a surprise crossbody. Manami then gets up and runs to the ropes, and crashing down onto Felicia with an elbow drop... But hits nothing, as Felicia rolls out of the way! And while the Furious One gets up, another countdown starts!::]

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::As the bells ring once calling another wrestler, "Adrenaline" hits the sound system and the crowd goes berserk for the sixth entrant!::]

Don West: Aly G is in the house!

Joey Styles: Here comes Miss Money in the Bank!

[::Alysson Gardner strikes her quick Rock On pose before taking her shirt off and throwing it to the crowd, revealing her black and blue bikini, before running and rolling into the ring, where an intense staredown between the Punk Princess and Felicia Fury begins. It lasts long, until Alysson goes for Gabrielle's help, asking the Crimson Cat how her back was. Meanwhile, at her back, Felicia spots Madison getting up and quickly yanks her by the hand, whipping her against the rockstar, making both crash badly at the corner, squeezing Gabrielle in the process. Madison once again falls, and Aly staggers backwards for a second. Felicia then grabs Alysson by her bikini and corners her against another turnbuckle, striking her with nasty knifechops. Gabrielle, meanwhile, gets up and starts stomping Madison. Madison grabs Gabrielle's foot as she defends one kick and throws her down at the sandy platform again. Madison then gets up and starts stomping on Gabrielle's knees wildly, as a strategy to make the Crimson Cat stop flying.

Alysson pushes Felicia away and spins, striking her with a mule kick to the chest. After that, she jumps to the mid ropes and executes a corkscrew crossbody, effectively bringing Felicia down, as well as the rest of the house. As she spots Madison assaulting Gabrielle, she forgets about Felicia for a second and runs against Madison, pushing her against the ropes. Madison goes over the top rope but clings tightly to it and doesn't fall! And as another countdown begins, Alysson runs to the ropes and bounces... Only to have her feet held and trip face first on the sand.::]

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::As Alysson and Felicia slowly stand up, "Korobeiniki" hits the sound system and the crowd gives a mixed reaction to MiKa Demidov, who strikes her Victory pose before rinnung to the ring, showcasing her golden bikini.::]

Joey Styles: Number six is the Golden Girl! From Russia, Mika Demidov!

Don West: Well, uh... After two blockbuster entries, Felicia and Alysson, I don't see how could Mika make a big difference in this match...

[::But to shut Don's mouth, Mika's first action inside the ring is dropkicking Madison from the ring apron, eliminating the Tattoo Danger from the match!::]

Joey Styles: And here's your answer, Don! Mika finished Alysson's job and took Madison Creed out of the match!

[::Mika celebrates while, at her back, Alysson and Felicia slowly get up. As Mika turns around and sees the two titans behind her, she cracks a shy smile and tries to convince them to leave with her broken English. Aly and Felicia change a glance, and then yell "BOO!!!" at her in unisound. The scared russian seems to take it seriously, as she tries to run away, but meets nothing but ropes, tripping over them and eliminating herself.::]

Don West: And there YOU go, Joey, the total klutz in Mika dawns and she is OUT.

Joey Styles: Well you can't say she never left without making an impact, huh?

[::Alysson and Felicia highfive each other as they "eliminate" Mika together. The alliance doesn't last long, as Felicia spins and tries to punch Alysson square in the face. The Punk Princess duck and grapples the Furious One from behind. Felicia tries to break out of the hold... When Madison invades the ring and pull Alysson by the hair, proceeding to beat her up!::]

Joey Styles: What the heck?!

Don West: Someone get this crazy woman out of the ring! She's been eliminated already!

[::Not satisfied in beating Alysson up, she brings the Punk Princess up and lifts her, effectively throwing her out of the ring and eliminating the rockstar illegally! When she turns around, she starts to prey Gabrielle. But Felicia makes the save grabbing Creed by the neck. The Crimson Cat then runs for the ropes...::]

Don West: And here comes retribution!

[::...and when she comes back, Felicia, as if on cue, throws her in Gabrielle's way, as the Kitten comets into Madison with the Crimson Spear! Felicia then lifts Madison, as another 5 second countdown begins.::]

5! 4! 3!

[::Felicia once again throws Madison out of the ring with the Furious Hammer, seconds before the eighth entrant comes.::]

2! 1! DING!

[::"Everyday Combat" hits the sound system, as Delilah Payne enters the ring, escorted by her husband and agent Eric Sharpe. He helps her getting rid of her robe, revealing a blue bikini, before she runs to the ring.::]

Joey Styles: Here comes number eight! Delilah Payne!

[::The MMA star is careful enough to dodge Madison as she falls, before sliding into the sandy ring and battling it out with the first person she sees on foot, that is Gabrielle. They trade blows for some time, while, at their back, Manami builds up strenght to fight Felicia. They keep this drill for some time, until Felicia and Delilah accidentally collide. This of course dawns the anger of both girls, as they start trading blows with each other. Delilah then grabs Felicia by the neck and pushes her to the ropes. Felicia instinctively does the same, as the two powerhouses start a fierce contest to see who leaves the ring. But then, out of no where, Manami runs and grabs their feet, pulling them up and eliminating both at the same time!::]

Joey Styles: Oh my! Manami eliminated Felicia Fury and Delilah Payne!

Don West: Now it's only her and Gabrielle inside the ring!

Joey Styles: And they entered number one and two in this match!

[::As Manami and Gabrielle are face to face now, they smile and politely bow to each other, as say the japanese customs. After that, they lock up. Manami spins Gabrielle and grapples her from behind, but, thanks to being little, Gabby can slide between Manami's arms and land safely. The Kitten executes a backspin and stands upside down, locking Manami's head between her thighs. Manami is a little faster and jumps, falling on her ass and making Gabrielle crash on the sand face first. Another countdown follows.::]

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::"Hollywood Bitch" hits the sound system now, as Angel Kash, dressed in a white and gold bikini, paces to the ring with no rush at all. As she enters, Manami has Gabrielle locked in a judo submission hold. The Billion Dollar Princess of course crashes into the scene by applying a double elbow drop on both wrestlers, breaking Manami's hold. After that, she starts stomping the two remaining wrestlers in the ring relentlessly, of course not without lifting a lot of sand in the process. After she has punished Gabrielle and Manami enough, that is, almost a full minute later, she climbs a turnbuckle and starts to show off for the crowd, blowing fake kisses and smirking.::]

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::While Angel is showing off, "Fighter" hits the sound system, and Crystal Hilton rushes into the stage, sliding into the ring like a lightning bolt, pushing Angel off the turnbuckle!::]

Joey Styles: Here comes Crystal Hilton for the save!

Don West: But Angel hasn't fallen just yet!

[::Angel hangs tightly to the top rope before falling off, quickly jumping to the ring apron. As Crystal comes to finalize her, she headbutts the Rose Girl's midsection, making the Puertorican star stagger backwards. The Billion Dollar Bitch then jumps back into the ring and bounces against the ropes. As she comes crashing with Crystal, she ducks, and Angels walks past her, bouncing at the opposite set of ropes. When she comes back, Crystal surprises her with a short arm takedown, slamming Kash against the sand. Gabrielle is getting up, and as she does, she rests against the ropes as she watches Crystal getting up and running for the ropes. She jumps on the top rope and...::]

Don West: It's been a long time since we last saw THIS!

Joey Styles: Here comes the Rose Wh--

[::Crystal unfortunately misses the Rose Whip and crashes against the sand as Angel rolls out of the way.::]

Joey Styles: --ip, owww... That's gonna look worse than chicken pox next morning.

[::Angel gets up and notices Gabrielle coming her way, crouching and grabbing the Crimson Kitten by the legs, sending her flying away... but she grabs the bottom rope and hangs tightly! As she executes a backflip to get back into the ring, Angel grabs her by the legs and tries to push her away. Gabby locks Kash's head between her thighs and a strength wars take place! And so does another 5 second countdown!::]

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::"Freak Like Me" hits the sound system as the Manchester Masterpiece appears on stage for a mixed reaction of the crowd, taking her black robe off revealing her United Kingdom flag bikini. She rolls into the ring and pulls Angel away from Gabrielle, trading blows with the Trillion Dollar Princess, giving the Kitten time to restablish herself. Angel manages to duck and avoid one of Brooke's fierce punches, and replies with a loud bitch slap that echoes throughout the arena.::]

Joey Styles: Uh-oh, a slap like that is enough to piss someone off.

Don West: And the Manchester Masterpiece looks none too happy about it...

[::Brooke cringes and answers Angel's slap with a violent high knee to the jaw that apparently knocks Angel out cold. The English superstar then lifts Angel and prepares to throw her away. That's when Manami gets up and apparently offers some accidental help, by pulling the ropes down for leverage as Brooke smartly capitalizes and Angel is disposed like a bag of trash. As she spots Angel being thrown away, Manami leans against the ropes, and Evans once again capitalizes by bouncing against the opposite ropes and crashing against Manami with a clothesline that sends the Asian Colossus out of the ring!::]

Don West: Angel is out, and so is Manami!

Joey Styles: Now it's Gabrielle Crimson, Crystal Hilton or Brooke Evans!

Don West: And don't forget the twelfth entrant, she's coming at anytime!

5! 4! 3! 2! 1! DING!

[::For the second time tonight, "Everyday Combat" hits the sound system, but this time announcing the entrance of Veronica Payne, the last entrant. Also escorted by Eric Sharpe, she dismisses her robe, revealing a red laced bikini, and rushes into the ring, where the Rose Girl and the Crimson Cat are back on their feet, joining the Manchester Masterpiece. Each one of the girls take a corner and study each other for some time... Until Gabrielle jumps on Veronica and Brooke assaults Crystal!::]

Joey Styles: CATFI--

Don West: Not yet, Joey. Not. YET.

[::Gabrielle jumps on the bottom rope and attacks Veronica with a crossbody that the Vicious Payne counters, converting it into a single knee backbreaker, putting the Kitten down again. Afterwards, she locks Gabrielle in a sleeper hold. Meanwhile, Crystal and Brooke are trading direct blows, until Brooke kicks Crystal on the thigh. She runs for the ropes, and when she comes back, Crystal counters by lifting her leg and printing her sole on Evans' midsection. The Rose Goddess then grabs Brooke by the neck and runs to the ropes. But before she can throw the Manchester Masterpiece away, Brooke pushes Crystal against the ropes, making Crystal lose balance and hold on to the ropes. Brooke then hits Crystal with the same clothesline she hit Manami earlier, but this time, she flies with Crystal! Luckily, the British star holds tightly to the ropes, while Crystal flies away!

At the other side of the ring, Veronica lifts Gabrielle and gets ready to throw her away. But Gabrielle thinks faster and locks Payne's head between her thighs, and once they are at safe distance, Gabrielle executes a dragonrana and sends Veronica flying away from the ring, bouncing on the ropes as she feints and Arabic moonsault and, as says tradition, landing on her feet!::]

Don West: And then there were two...!

Joey Styles: It's the Manchester Masterpiece versus the Crimson Cat! Let's see who comes best!

[::As Gabrielle turns around, she notices Brooke slowly getting back into the ring. She counts the exact seconds, bounces on the ropes and when she comes back... BANG!::]

Joey Styles: CRIMSON SPEAR!

Don West: I guess we've got ourselves a winner!

[::But instead of lifting Brooke and throwing her away, Gabby decides to make sure Evans is laid out. So she climbs the turnbuckles and does the Think Pink as she gets ready.::]

Don West: Gabrielle's going for the G-Effect!

Joey Styles: Talk about adding insult to inj-- What's THAT?!

[::Before she can leap in the air, though, Brittany Knox leaps out of the crowd and pulls Gabrielle by her pink strands, effectively ringing her out!::]

DING! DING! DING!

Don West: WHAT?!

[::"Freak Like Me" hits the sound system as Brooke Evans sits up a tad confused, while the Pure Wrestling Champion and her partner Madison Creed smirk at Gabrielle mockingly.::]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match... BROOKE! EVANS!!!

Don West: Gabrielle had the match won! Brittany Knox and Madison Creed just ruined it all!


Joey Styles: And our next match of the evening is the long anticipated match between Sarah Richardson and Evangeline Sinclair.

Don West: This just isn’t an ordinary match but it’s a Call Me Mistress match. Which means that the only way that an individual can win this match is if they inflict so much pain on their opponent that they will have no choice but to call the other mistress in submission.

Joey Styles: That isn’t it though whoever loses the match will be humiliated on National Television as they will have to kiss the winner’s foot. A lot is riding on this match and you can bet your ass that both of these women will not give up easily.

Don West: These two women were former best friends but Sarah slowly started to change by becoming friends with the Devils and having a new philosophy on life. Two things that the Biliion Dollar Bitches were totally against, and when Sarah turned on her team in a match against the Devils

Joey Styles: And now the two girls are at each other’s throats and they will settle it tonight. Well with that being said we... Wait, wait, I'm having word that something is happening backstage! Melody?

[::The PPV cuts to backstage as Melody Schwartz looks a tad weirded.::]

Melody: Hey guys, I have a... Something to show you...

[::Melody steps to the side as she shows the Tag Team Champion Miss Evangelista completely trashed on the ground outside the arena, after what it seemed to be a brutal beat up. Looking down at her, Kat Rohling's manager Jo Lynn, shaking her head negatively.::]

Jo Lynn: ... It's a pity that it had to reach this point... Let's go.

[::She addresses a mysterious blonde girl, as they walk into the arena.::]

Joey Styles: ... Ouch... Well it seems that Evangelista... Won't be able to defend the Tag Team Championship later tonight?

Don West: Well, this means Kat Rohling is in trouble... Unless...

Joey Styles: Unless?

Don West: Huh? Ah! Just thinking aloud. Let's get back to the stage!


« Match #2 »

Ring Announcer: The following match is a Call me Mistress Match! Introducing first, coming from Miami, Florida... SARAH RICHARDSON!!!

[::"Glamourous by Fergie" begins to play loudly all over the Pa system and Sarah emerges from the backstage. She smiles at the crowd, and the crowd greets her with a loud ovation of cheering. She smiles at them as she slowly begins to strut her way to the ring and as she does, sparkles begin to go off from the ceiling. When she reaches the ring, she just looks around for a couple of moments before slowly walks up the stairs and entering the ring. She stands in the middle of the ring, and awaits for her opponent to come out::]

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, coming from Toronto, Canada... EVANGELINE SINCLAIR!!!

[::The lights of the arena go out. "Da Baddest Bitch" by Trina blares into the arena. As the song plays, the lights of the stage and the ramp illuminate in red while the spotlight focuses on the stage. Then, Evangeline steps onto the stage. She strides down the ramp toward the ring as the arena erupts with boos and catcalls. She is soaking up the reaction from the crowd and playing it up to the hilt. On the way, Evangeline comes across a male "admirer" and stops in front of him. She places her foot on the rail in front of him and orders him to kiss her boot, which he does without hesitation. She gives him a seductive laugh, not even caring about his humility, and lightly shoves him away with her foot.

Evangeline then walks up the stairs, walks across the edge of the ring, and enters the ring. Seconds later, she climbs up all four ringposts and poses to the crowd for a few seconds, taking in the atmosphere while the crowd reaction continues and the cameras flashing. After going through her ritual, Evangeline jumps down and does pre-match stretches before the match begins. She looks over at Sarah and Sarah just shakes her head as she stares over at Evangeline in disgust. The referee calls for a bell and it seems that the match is officially underway::]

Joey Styles: Well here we go, the long awaited match between these two women.

Don West: This match should really be a good one Joey.

[::As soon as the bell rings Sarah quickly runs after Evangeline spearing the Canadian beauty right down to the mat. The Blonde Bombshell begins to fire away at Evangeline’s head with constant left’s and rights to her face. Sarah helps Evangeline to her feet and she instantly whips her against the ropes. Sarah Richardson runs in the opposite direction and when she is about to meet Evangeline in the center of the ring she leaps at her opponent with a flying arm attempt. She is able to nail Evangeline in the face, and Sarah quickly gets back on her feet and it is at this point that the crowd begins to get behind her. Sarah smiles as she hovers over Evangeline and waits for her to rise to her feet::]

Joey Styles: Great offense coming from Sarah tonight. She really seems fired up about taking it to Evangeline.

Don West: She shouldn’t get too happy Joey, the match just started and when Evangeline decides to start fighting back Sarah is going to be in a world of trouble.

[::Sarah helps Evangeline up to her feet once again but this time the Canadian beauty is ready for it. She punches Sarah in the gut and Sarah leans over grabbing her stomach in pain. Evangeline smiles as she grabs a hold of Sarah’s head and quickly spikes her into the mat with a snapping ddt. Sarah lays out across the floor face first and Evangeline rises up to her feet. She cracks an evil grin on her face as she starts to clap her hands together in an up and down motion claiming she is washing her hands of Sarah’s filth. She stares down at Sarah and begins to stomp the blonde straight into the mat.::]

Joey Styles: And just like that the momentum switches over.

Don West: Evangeline is not going to let Sarah walk all over her, and this shows it.

[::Evangeline picks Sarah up and she quickly lifts her up in the air and slams her as hard as she can on her back with a very powerful spine buster. Sarah’s back hits the mat with a loud thud and Evangeline laughs as she sits across Sarah’s chest and she calls for the referee. The referee walks over with the microphone locked in his hands and he walks to Sarah and asks if she gives up::]

Sarah: Argh no…..Get away from me.

[::Evangeline just shakes her head in disgust as she raises her hand up and uses it to smack against the face of Sarah. Evangeline smirks as she rises to her feet and begins to ascend to the top of the ropes. Without much thinking she launches herself off the top with a frogsplash attempt and Sarah moves at the very last second. Evangeline lands on her chest and both girls are laying on the floor motionless. Sarah is the first to move and she slowly rises to her feet. Evangeline begins to rise to her feet as well and Sarah stands behind her positioning herself up for her Star Struck kick. When Evangeline finally makes it to her feet Sarah fires away with her kick but Evangeline Sinclair is able to dodge it and she fires back with a Franchise Kick hitting Sarah directly in her skull. Sarah falls down and Evangeline smiles as the unconscious Sarah is leaning against her. In that instant Evangeline lifts Sarah up and slams her down hard with a Fallen Angel Power Bomb. Sarah lies on the floor motionless and Evangeline just grins as she stares down at the blonde bomb shell.::]

Don West: Put a fork in Sarah she has to be done after that power bomb.

Joey Styles: That may be so but unless she announces Evangeline as Mistress the match will go on.

[::Evangeline demands that the referee checks Sarah, and he quickly grabs the microphone in his hands and shoves it in front of Sarah’s face. Sarah breathes heavy as she is forced to answer the question to all of the fans::]

Sarah: Get……out my face…….bitch..

[::Sarah still shows signs of fighting it and Evangeline just shakes her head in disgust as she can’t believe in Sarah’s fighting spirit. Evangeline at this point that she has seen enough as she signals that the end of the match is coming. She grabs Sarah off of the ground. She bends Sarah down and hooks underneath both of Sarah’s arms. Evangeline lifts Sarah up and when Sarah’s back is parallel to the mat she lets go causing Sarah to land directly on her back. Sarah isn’t moving at all and Evangeline just smirks as she walks over to Sarah’s legs.::]

Don West: Evangeline just hit the Down to Earth and now there’s only one thing left to do.

Joey Styles: If Evangeline can apply the Attitude Adjustment she may very well when this match.

[::Evangeline begins to taunt the crowd and they just boo in return as Evangeline finally grabs Sarah’s legs. She tries to step through them but Sarah uses her leg and pushes Evangeline away from her. Evangeline is pushed against the ropes and she quickly bounces off of them and runs back towards Sarah. She tries to clothesline Sarah back down to the ground but Sarah actually ducks underneath it and she crouches down waiting for Evangeline to run back. When Evangeline runs back she is met a hard blow coming from Sarah’s Star Struck kick. Evangeline doesn’t move at all and Sarah quickly climbs to the top rope. She launches herself off from them and lands directly on Evangeline’s breasts feet first::]

Joey Styles: Did you just see that Don, Sarah just nailed her Titty Buster from off of the top rope.

Don West: Noooo poor Evangeline’s beautiful balloons just got popped with that impact.

[::Evangeline continues to scream out in pain as she grabs her breasts in pain and Sarah at this point places both of her feet a top of Evangeline’s crushed breasts and she reaches for Evangelines arms applying as much pressure as she can to Evangeline’s upper body and Sinclair begins to scream out loudly as the fans chant Sarah on. The referee brings a microphone over as Evangeline quickly screams into it::]

Evangeline: Mistress please stop I had enough.

[::At that point the referee calls for the bell and Sarah let’s go of Evangeline’s arms and at that point the referee raises Sarah’s hands in the air. Sarah continues to smile as she looks down at her former best friend and then she turns her attention to all of the fans cheering her on. They all break out into “kiss her foot” chants, and Sarah stares down at Evangeline. Sarah takes her boot off exposing her foot and Evangeline is on her knees pleading for Sarah not to go through with this::]

Joey Styles: Well it seems that Sarah has rightfully won the match and now she is trying to cash in on her prize but Evangeline is begging Sarah to think differently.

Don West: Sarah shouldn’t go through with this Joey. These two girls were former best friends. I am sure if Evangeline had won she wouldn’t really make Sarah kiss her foot.

Joey Styles: ...

Don West: Oh come on you know I am right.

[::Evangeline grabs a hold of Sarah’s foot and before she can kiss Sarah’s foot. Sarah is sent down to the floor. Angel Kash smiles as she holds her precious Trillion Dollar Belt in her hand claiming that she has smashed it over Sarah’s head. At this point Evangeline rises to her feet and both her and Angel Kash begin to stomp the defenseless blonde into the mat. Evangeline smirks as she motions for Angel to stop. Evangeline grabs a hold of Sarah’s legs and she herself gets on her back as she elevates Sarah off the ground. It would appear that Evangeline has Sarah locked in the Attitude Adjustment. Sarah’s hand begin to frantically move around and Angel Kash grabs a microphone as she shoves it in front of Sarah::]

Angel: Tell the whole world that Evangeline is your mistress and she might just let you go.

[::Sarah is so beaten that she literally has no choice as she cries out just to make Evangeline hopefully break the hold::]

Sarah: Mistress let go….please let me go…I am sorry.

[::Evangeline begins to smirk hearing what she wanted to hear for her own satisfaction as she drops Sarah down to the ground. Evangeline at this point takes her own boot off, and Angel grabs Sarah by the face and shoves her right against Evangelines foot forcing the blonde to suck on Evangeline’s toes. Evangeline grins as she pushes Sarah away sending the blonde to the ground and in that moment Angel Kash and Evangeline Sinclair both stand on their feet as they each put a foot on top of Sarah and raise each other’s hands in the air. Referee’s run into the ring to check on Sarah as our camera switches over to Don West and Joey Styles::]

Joey Styles: Well it would seem that Sarah Richardson has come out victorious tonight but in the end did it really matter?

Don West: In my opinion even though Sarah won I think Evangeline is the one to have the last laugh as she publicly humiliated Sarah on national television, and she taught her the lesson to never cross the Billion Dollar Bitches!


[::The PPV now cuts to Kat Rohling's locker room, where the Austrian powerhouse ties her boots as she gets ready for her match. Her peace is interrupted by RoB's CEO Christian Gardner.::]

Christian: Hey, Kat. I take it you are--

Kat: Danke, Herr Gardner, but evrythaang ees under control.

[::Chris tilts his head to a side and insists...::]

Christian: Are you sure that--

Kat: Evrythaang. Es. Under. Control.

[::Phoenix sighs and nods, before walking away. Kat starts tying her other boot, as we fade back to the main stage...::]


« Match #3 »

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a two-versus-one Bra and Panties Match!

Joey Styles: Alright!

Don West: *sigh*

[::"Bring It On" hits the sound system for a loud ovation and cheers for the solitary contestant in the match, as the hometown heroine Bobbi Jackson slowly but surely makes her way to the ring, waving to the crowd as she forces a smile, but clearly pissed off.::]

Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring, from Jacksonville, Florida... BOBBI! JACKSON!!!

Joey Styles: I don't know what's going through Bobbi's mind right now, with all these problems with her sister and now this match, but one thing of for sure: life ain't peachy for the Bobbilicious.

Don West: Sure isn't. It looks like she's ready to rip Jessica's head off at any minute. In and specially OUTside of the ring.

[::Bobbi gets in the ring and paces around, impatiently. Soon, her music dies and gives place to "Light It Up", as her naughty sister Jess Jackson and her partner in crime Kim Aries enter the stage, smirking down at her.::]

Ring Announcer: And her opponents, from New York City... KIMBERLY ARIES... AND JESSICA JACKSON!!!

Don West: Speaking of the devil...

Joey Styles: Nah, let's face it, Don, they're naughtier than the Devils.

[::They quickly run to the ring and start circling Bobbi like a pair of animals stalk a single prey. The officials start to warn the girls from NYC to go to a corner and make this a little less unfair fight. As they decide to hear them, Kim tells Jessica to stay at the corner while she deals with the rival.::]

DING! DING! DING!

[::Bobbi and Kimberly start circling and studying each other, with the luscious latina always smirking and provoking the serious Jackson. Kim even loosens her hair as a taunt, as if she tells Bobbi that she wants to make things easier for her. And it really does, because Bobbi’s first action is yanking Kim’s hair and pulling it hard, adding a drop toehold to the insult, making the latin beauty fall flat on the mat. After that, Bobbi doesn’t even give it half a thought before grabbing Kim’s pants and ripping them off!::]

Joey Styles: OMIGOSH!!! Bobbi Jackson is on fire!

Don West: We don’t even have half a minute in the match, and Kimberly Aries is already bottom naked!

Joey Styles: And THAT is why you don’t book Bobbi Jackson in handicap matches - she grows double the strength.

[::Jessica looks stupefied by that and lets anger take her over as she invades the ring and starts brawling with Bobbi. The officials again interfere before hell breaks loose, and make Jessica retreat to her corner. Kim, though, has time enough to react, as she executes a roll-up and tries to pin Bobbi... Only to grab the hem o her pants and even the score!::]

Joey Styles: AAH! Bobbi is bottom naked too!!!

Don West: Joey, you’re a married man, behave for god’s sake!

[::Kim smirks and throws the unused pants at her corner, smirking willingly. Bobbi, though, executes a backflip and then sprints into Aries, drilling her guts with a nasty running headbutt that expels every drip of air in the latina’s lungs. Kim falls without air to the mat, and Bobbi gets ready to remove her shirt... When Jessica stretches out and manages to make the tag!::]

Don West: Jessica made it!

Joey Styles: Sister versus sister now! Oh joy!

[::Jessica quickly runs into the ring and crouches, avoiding a clothesline from Bobbi, and grapples her from behind. Bobbi resists and doesn’t let herself be thrown away like this. She struggles for a moment, but Jessica won’t let go. Then she capitalizes on Jessica’s second trial on suplexing her and throws all of her weight backwards, making Jessica stagger badly and squeezing her against a turnbuckle!::]

Joey Styles: Wow, clever idea from Bobbi Jackson.

Don West: You were right, Joey. Bobbi Jackson is worth two wrestlers when she’s in a procurious position like this.

[::As Jessica lets Bobbi go, the Bobbilicious turns around and starts drilling Jessica’s chest with knife chops, prompting the crowd to yell “WOO!” with her at each strike. After that, she tries to yank Jess’ blouse off, obviously being denied. That being done, Bobbi grabs Jessica by the neck and runs with her to the opposite turnbuckle, smashing her sister’s head against the corner and making her fall down semiconsciously!::]

Don West: OH-HO! Bobbi is handling Jessica absurdly! It’s almost surreal!

Joey Styles: Bobbi knows how to defend herself, even if she... UH-OH, LOOK BEHIND!

[::Just when Bobbi is about to undress Jessica, Kimberly rolls into the ring and smashes Bobbi’s head with a steel chair! The referee, of course, interrupts the match for it’s already gone out of control.::]

DING! DING! DING!

Ring Announcer: As a result of a disqualification, the winner of this match... BOBBI... JA—

[::The ring announcer is abruptly cut off as Kim Aries steals the mike from her hand, before helping Jessica get up and shrugging.::]

Kimberly: C’mon, Jess!... We... We don’t need a freaking Bra & Panties Match to embarrass your sister!

[::Jessica looks at her quite confused, asking “What?” under her breathe.::]

Kimberly: We can do it right... Now.

[::Now Jessica smirks, kind of liking the idea, and asking for the chair in Kim’s hand. Kimberly more than happily offers Jess the chair. Jessica raises the chair and... The lights go out!::]

Don West: Now what?!

Joey Styles: Nobody told me the Undertaker was around!

[::When the lights come back up, though, there is a much more sinister presence inside the ring, with the chair in her hands, looking down at Jessica and Kimberly with her menacing big white eyes...::]

Don West: OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S STYX!!!

Joey Styles: I... I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!

[::As the crowd goes berserk and Styx smirks down at the frightened girls, the lights go out again. Screams are heard. And then the lights come back to normal, just as Bobbi is starting to regain conscience.::]

Joey Styles: Wha... What the hell was that?!

Don West: I don’t know Joey, but I guess that was exactly what Jessica Jackson and Kimberly Aries have seen right now: Hell itself.

[::And the images focus on the confused Bobbi looking around and leaving the ring, as the pay-per-view cuts to backstage again.::]


[::As Violent by Choice, Maughty by Design comes backstage, we find both Yara Fernandes and the Pure Champion Brittany Knox backstage. Yara is staring into Brittany's eyes and the Pure Champion is staring back awkwardly.::]

Yara: I'm Next, I'm Next, I'm Next! I will impress you!

[::Brittany smiles.::]

Brittany: Well, I'll be watching. And if you win, we'll finally be friends!

[::Yara just laughs psychotically and Brittany steps back.::]

Brittany: So, I just need you to go out there and take out both Susan and Kelly and we'll proceed!

Yara: I'm so excited Brittany. Your my idol! My everything! I'm pratically your child!

Brittany: ...Uh well, I don't know about child. But you are a future friend! Heh...

[::Yara just looks down sadly.::]

Yara: Aw, only if you had me!

Brittany: Heh...

Yara: I DO have a question though...

[::Brittany's heart drops as she tries responding::]

Brittany: Yes...?

Yara: Do...you...love me?

Brittany: ........

[::A few seconds pass and a male voice comes from afar.::]

Man: Next match... Television Championship!

[::Yara smiles as she hugs Brittany tightly.::]

Yara: I'm about to go out there!

Brittany: Good luck, I'll be looking closely!

Yara: YAY! And one more thing... I love you...

[::Brittany doesn't say anything as Yara runs off to get ready to go out for her big match. The Blond Phenom walks back to her locker room.::]

Brittany: Phew! This may be easier then I thought...

[::The camera jumps back to the ring for the next scheduled match.::]


« Match #4 »

Ring Announcer: The following triple threat match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Ring of Beauty Television Championship!!! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 120 lbs..... She is, California's Dream....KELLY RIVERA!!

[::The arena goes black as Pokerface by Lady Gaga blares from the speakers. Kelly comes out in her sexy exposed bikini top and short shorts. She walks out with attitude and aggression. Shes throwing her hands up in the air as the crowd goes wild. All fired up ready to wrestle, She goes through the ropes jumping up and down, ready to kick ass.::]

Ring Announcer: Introducing participant number 2… from Sao Paulo, Brazil…weighing in at 117 lbs....she is The Brazilian Beauty... YARA FERNANDES!!!

[::"Walking on Air Remix" by Kerli plays throughout the arena and Yara comes out strutting down the ring greeting the fans and dancing for them playfully throughout the whole entrance until she gets in the middle of the ring. She then hops up on the top rope and throws her arms in the air to end her entrance.::]

Ring Announcer: And participant number 3 from London England…weighing in at 132 lbs. She is the reigning Television Champion...SUSAN RIGGER!!!

[::"Bite The Dust" by the Pussycat Dolls hits the speakers and the lights in the arena dim a bit, a spotlight pointed at the top of the entrance ramp. Susan strides through the curtains and as she heads down to the ring the spotlight follows her. Susan slides into the ring, her huge breasts bouncing as she jumps to her feet, then raises her title belt over her head before giving it to the referee. She glares over at Yara and Kelly, a smug grin on her ruby lips. The ref holds the belt up in the air as all three ladies stare at the belt. The ref then calls for the bell.::]

DING DING DING!

[::The bell instantly rings and Yara just focuses her attention to Susan while Kelly is right behind her. Kelly turns her around and kicks her in the midsection. Kelly then springboards herself off the nearest ropes and lands on Yara's shoulders. Kelly struggles as she tries to prepare Yara with a powerbomb but she focuses all her weight to the left side of his body making Kelly tilt along with her to the left side of the ring. Yara grabs the top rope and gives Kelly a hurricarana to the outside. Kelly falls viciously out of the ring and onto the floor. Yara uses her legs to pull herself inside the ring but then are caught by Susan's arms. Susan pulls Yara's legs inside the ring making Yara hit a faceplant on the mat. Susan goes down for the pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Yara kicks out. Susan demands that the ref counts faster and goes for the attempt again.::]

ONE!

[::Kelly recovers, grab’s Susan's leg and pulls her out of the ring. Surprised, Susan looks at Kelly and goes for a swing. Kelly ducks and gives Susan a quick jab followed by a European Uppercut.::]

Joey Styles: Looks like Kelly is standing up to the Television Champion!

Don West: That's right Joey, Kelly wants that title..

[::Susan falls on the mat and holds her head in pain. Kelly grabs her up and irish whips Susan to the steel steps. Susan counters and irish whips Kelly to the steel steps. When Kelly charges to the steel steps, she counters her crash by putting her foot on the steel steps. She turns around and sees Susan charging at her, Kelly then suddenly gives Susan a back drop causing The Suplex Queen to land backfirst right on the steel steps. At impact. Susan rolls off the steel steps and twitches freakishly while holding her back. Kelly then slides in the ring and goes after Yara. Kelly charges at Yara and Yara does the same. Kelly then goes for a front dropkick. Yara catches Kelly's legs in the air and waits for her to fall flat on her back. When Kelly does, Yara flips over for the pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Kelly kicks out. Yara gets up and lifts Kelly up by her shoulders. She throws her to the nearest turnbuckle and drops her weight on Kelly's head making her face smash against the turnbuckle. The impact was so big that Kelly staggers onto the ropes and leans against them. Yara then grabs the back of Kelly's head and drives back body onto her knee...::]

Don West: Beauty Basher! This Could be it!

Joey Styles: New Champion!

[::Without going for the pin, Yara just dances around freakishly looking at Kelly.::]

Joey Styles: What is she doing? She should be going for the pin, not dancing around!

Don West: That Joey, I can agree with you on.

[::As Yara is dancing, Susan pulls herself up and over the ropes sneakingly. When she reaches Yara, She gets the strength to flip Yara over the ropes. But Yara lands outside on the apron. On the apron Yara goes for a forearm smash. Susan blocks it and gives Yara an elbow. Susan grabs the groggy Yara and throws her through the second rope. Susan gets on top of Yara and starts punching her without no hesitation. Yara covers her face as the referee stays on Susan's back about the fists Susan is giving to the Brazilian. As this is happening, Kelly measures her distance and springboards up on the 3rd rope. Susan realizes this, lets go of Yara who's out, and runs up to Kelly who's on the top rope pulling Kelly by the leg making her slam onto the canvas.::]

Joey Styles: Ouch! That was a hard fall taken by Kelly!

Don West: Aw! I love Kelly!

[::Susan goes for the pin...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Kelly kicks out and Susan yells in anger. She then picks up Kelly back first, setting her up for the German Suplex but Yara comes from behind, giving Susan a reverse DDT to the mat. Kelly Rivera falls down to the ground.::]

Joey Styles: Yara takes control of the match. Both females lay on the canvas and Yara is the only female standing!

Don West: Maybe this time she'll think twice before dancing!

[::As Yara is in control she goes for the pin on Susan. The ref goes down...::]

ONE!

TW...

[::Susan lifts her arm to break the pin. Yara gets angry, picks Susan up and successfully executes a swift jumping snapmare. Susan groans in pain as she holds her back. Yara slowly makes it up to his feet and laughs. When she turns around, Kelly goes airborne by delivering a flying cross to Yara! Kelly gets up on her feet hyped as she picks up Yara and throws her to the corner turnbuckle. Kelly walks up to Yara and picks her foot up to Yara's neck, giving her a grueling neck foot choke. Yara gasps for air and Kelly yells in return. When she lets go, Yara falls to the ground. Kelly then shifts her attention to The Suplex Queen, walking over to her and picking her up by the head, but when she does this, Susan punches her in the stomach and Kelly reacts by punching Susan in the face. Kelly bounces off the ropes, but when she comes into contact with Susan, Susan rebounds with a Japanese Belly-to-Belly Suplex. After this is done, Susan falls to the ground as well as Kelly. All three females lay lifeless in the ring.::]

Joey Styles: See Joey? THIS is what real womens wrestling is!

Don West: What? All 3 females lying lifeless in the ring? Someone help them!

Joey Styles: Don, shut up! These ladies are athletes!

[::The ref starts counting...::]

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

[::Yara starts slowly getting up...::]

FOUR...

[::By this time, Yara is fully up and walks over to Susan who is almost on her feet. Kelly is on all fours. This causes the ref to break the count. Yara picks up Susan fully and kicks her in the gut. Kelly turns Yara around from the back, but Yara just punches her to the ground. Turning her attention back to Susan, Yara elbows Susan in the stomach and jumps up in hurricarana positioning but before Yara can flip to execute the hurricarana, Susan thinks fast and pushes Yara's behind over her head, executing a grueling Alley Oop!::]

Joey Styles: Nicely executed! Susan is so technically talented!

Don West: She thought fast and it payed off

[::Susan grins evilly as she gets down for the pin. The ref kneels down...::]

ONE!

TWO!

NO!

[::Yara lifts up an elbow and Susan picks her head up angrily. Susan stands up and just then, Kelly comes out of no where rolling her up.::]

Joey Styles: Susan kick out!

ONE!

[::Susan kicks out quickly. Yara grabs Kelly by the head, but Kelly punches her hard in the gut. Kelly then flips Yara's arms around her shoulder setting her up for a suplex.. Susan waits like a lion behind Kelly and when she finishes slamming Yara down....Susan goes in for the kill!::]

Don West: Oh man, RegalPlex...

Joey Styles: This could be it!

[::Susan places her head under Kelly's arm and her arm around Kelly's waist before bridging her back sharply to drive Sarah down right on the back of her head with the Regalplex!::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner, and STILL Ring of Beauty Television Champion... SUSAN RIGGER!!!

Don West: Well now Susan is just a few steps away of breaking the record and become the longest reigning TV Champion of all time.

Joey Styles: And that is a feat in itself. Be the longest reigning champion of a title that must be defended every show is some hard task. Kudos, Susan!


« Match #5 »

[::As Primetime comes back from backstage, "Next Contestant" hits the sound system, as the crowd goes wild for the next presentation.::]

Ring Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Ring of Beauty Tag Team Championship!!! Introducing first, the team of Carmen DeVega and Giselle Anderson... BOBBI'S ANGELS!

[::Both Carmen Devega and Giselle come out greeting the fans, laughing and cheering. They jump up into the ring as their music fades away.::]

Ring Announcer: And their opponents..first, from Graz, Austria, she is... KAT ROHLING!

[::"You Will See" by Devanic starts up throughout the arena. A second later into the song, Kat Rohling comes out from the "gorilla position" and makes a beeline for the ring with her manager Jo Lynne following behind her. Kat looks pissed of continuing the ramp. She does not care about the fans' reaction as that is the last thing she could care about. Once she reaches the end of the entrance aisle, she grabs the middle rope and jumps up onto the apron while Jo skips up the ring steps and stands on the ring apron. Kat jumps to sit on the top rope and swings her legs over to get into the ring, and then Jo steps through the middle and bottom ropes and presents Kat to the crowd. The music settles.::]

Joey Styles: Kat doesn't seem the same tonight.

Don West: Well, she's had enough of Miss Evangelista's crap!

Joey Styles: True, but some replacement cant take the place of a true tag team partner.

[::After a few seconds of silence...::]

Ring Announcer: And her tag team partner....NICKY MACINTOSH!!!!

[::The opening drums for "Diamond in the Rough" by Airbourne signal the entrance of Nicky MacIntosh as she comes out through the curtains and onto the entrance stage. She doesn't waste any time strutting down to the ring. She jumps up on the ring apron and swings her legs up to join the rest of her body. She stands up to sit on the middle rope, and when Joel O'Keefe (the lead singer) sings, "And gave her bed a good rockin'," she bounces her seat on the middle rope and affirmatively bangs her head once before entering the ring. She does a jog around the ring while banging her head. When the song gets to the chorus, she jumps on the nearest middle turnbuckle, throws up both fists, and bangs her head to the song.::]

Joey Styles: Don..let's see how these two females work throughout this match. And how Kat focuses not having her tag team partner around..

Don West: Joey...the attack was intentional..we saw from our own eyes!

DING! DING! DING!

[::When the bell rings, Kat and Carmen lock up, and immediately Carmen chops Kats throat. Kat is holding her throat as Carmen locks on a headlock and runs to a corner... she leaps up and springboards, nailing Kat with a bulldog. Carmen quickly scrambles up and picks Kat up hitting her with a Stiff kick to the thigh, then to the back of the leg, taking Kat down to her knees and a third stiff kick to the chest. Kat falls to the canvas holding her chest in pain.::]

Joey Styles: Great quickness by the Angel!

Don West: Carmen must want to leave tonight as champion!

Joey Styles: I wouldn't blame her!

[::Carmen picks up Kat and throws her to the ropes. She leaps up for a flying clothesline but Kat rebounds, ducking under Carmen's arms and punches Carmen square in the face. Carmen falls to the ground and Kat shakes her hand from the impact her fist came into with Carmen's face. Kat pulls Carmen up to her feet and nails a Canadian Backbreaker. She drags Carmen over to her corner and tags in Nicky.::]

Joey Styles: There goes our first tag of the match!

Don West: Let's see what Nicky can do.

[::Kat holds Devega's arm out and Nicky steps in dropping a punch to Carmen's shoulder. She takes Carmen's arm from Kat and begins ramming her shoulder into her shoulder a few times. When she does it a second time, she ends it off with a kick to the gut. She then hooks Carmen's head under hers like she's doing a DDT, but instead she drives her knees into Carmen's mouth. Carmen hits the ground hard as Nicky goes for the pin...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Carmen kicks out and Nicky immediately picks the Ange up, and whips her into the ropes but when Carmen bounces off the ropes she dropkicks Nicky sending her to the ground!::]

Joey Styles: That a girl!

Don West: Yes, she is a girl. A beautiful at that!

[::Holding her mouth, the hurt Carmen runs over and tags in Giselle. The crowd pops in cheers as Giselle steps in the ring pumped up! Giselle picks up Nicky and body slams her back down again. Giselle Anderson then falls with an Buttdrop on Nicky's chest. Giselle then stands back up, and delivers a a second Buttdrop. She then stays sitting on Nicky's chest for a pin attempt. The ref goes down...::]

ONE!

TWO!

THR... NO!

[::Nicky kicks out and Giselle stands up picking Nicky up and slaps her hard across the face. Nicky looks at Giselle with pure anger, slapping her back.Giselle and MacIntosh keep going back and forth with the slaps. Giselle closes her fist and punches Nicky across the face with a haymaker. Nicky goes down to a knee and Giselle bounces off the ropes and hits Nicky with a well placed neck snap sending Nicky to the canvas. Giselle bounces off the ropes for the Big Splash... but Nicky jumps out of the way sending Giselle to the canvas. Nicky picks Giselle up... throws her to the ropes and when Giselle comes back, Nicky nails a hurricarana! Nicky goes for the cover...::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Giselle lifts her shoulder up breaking the pin. Nicky starts to drag Giselle by the arm over to her corner, and tags in Kat. Nicky kicks Giselle in the gut as Kat bounces off the ropes giving Giselle a powerful clothesline! Kat lays down for the cover the cover.::]

ONE!

TW... KICK OUT!

Don West: Kat Rohling almost took Giselle's head off with that clothesline!

Joey Styles: But it wasn't enough to end this match!

[::Kat lifts Giselle up and nails a series of punches to Giselle, pushing her back to the corner. Kat runs to the other side of the ring. Looks at Giselle standing in the corner and runs back at Giselle. Kat picks her leg up for a running boot in the corner... but Giselle catches her leg and kicks her in the chest. Kat doesn't quite fall and when Giselle goes to hit Kat in the face she catches Giselle's hand and picks up her in a tight bear hug.::]

Joey Styles: Kat has her tight! There is no escape now.

Don West: I would hate to be in those arms.

[::Kat is squeezing the life out of Giselle, to the point where she starts swinging her back and forth! Giselle hasn't given up yet, however. Carmen jumps into the ring and comes running at Kat. Kat kicks back making contact with Carmens midsection. Carmen falls to the ground and rolls out of the ring. Giselle starts punching Kat relentlessly to break the hold. Kat lets Giselle go. Kat goes to grapple, but Giselle ducks under it and runs to her corner, to Carmen who just pulled herself up from the ground. As she tags her in, she springboards onto the top rope and nails Kat with a flying dropkick. The crowd cheers loudly as Carmen goes for the pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Kat kicks out and Carmen picks up Kat and throws her to the rope. When Kat comes back, Carmen executes a spinning wheel kick. When Kat hits the ground, Carmen gets on top of her twisting her legs up and pulling her head back as hard as she could.::]

Joey Styles: STF!

Don West: This can be it!

[::After what it seems to be half a minute of struggling, Kat gives up and awards Carmen with the motion she longed to see.::]

Don West: SHE TAPPED!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::"Next Contestant" hits the PA system for the second time tonight, as the Angels celebrate in the center of the ring.::]

Ring Announcer: Your winners, and the NEW Ring of Beauty Tag Team Champions... GISELLE ANDERSON! CARMEN DEVEGA! BOBBI'SSSSSSSS... ANGELLLLSSSSS!!!

Don West: And the Tag Team gold is back to the Angelic Kittens!

Joey Styles: Not only that, but the Angels are the first two-time Tag Team Champions! That's amazing!

[::Carmen and Giselle hug themselves and lift their titles up in the ar before we cut to backstage again.::]


[::This time, we see the Punk Princess Alysson Gardner leaving her locker room, now dressed in her regular wrestling attire rather than the bikini she used earlier. She looks decided as she walks someway around the backstage. But then, out of the blue, Velvet Raven pops out of the blue and smacks the Punk Princess' head with a steel tray, laying the rockstar out!::]

Velvet Raven: Just making sure we're not having any... Unpleasant surprises later tonight...

[::And just like the way she came, Velvet runs away, leaving the unconscious Hardcore Princess there.::]


« Match #6 »

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Ring of Beauty Pure Championship!

[::"Beautiful" by Creed plays as Jasmine walks out, ignoring the boos delivered to her. She simply holds her hand up telling the fans to talk to it.::]

Ring Announcer: Making her way to the ring first, she is the number one contender to the Pure Championship...The Fallen Angel, JASMINE!

Joey Styles: Tonight, Jasmine looks to claim her first singles title in RoB, going up for the Pure title tonight!

Don West: Jasmine seems to be rather cocky about it, especially after she revealed that loophole not too long ago.

[::Jasmine rolls into the ring, and then waits for her opponent. And then...::]

......"Its Brittany Bitch"......

[::My Prerogative blasts through the PA system and after just a few seconds of crowd boo's Brittany Knox walks out with her championship. She picks the belt up to her face and licks it seductively before throwing it up in the air with a confident smile.::]

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, from Cambridge, Massachussetts, she is the Ring of Beauty Pure Champion...BRITTANY KNOX!

Joey Styles: Knox had won the Pure title after ending the long 150 day reign of the first champion Freya Kane-Ragnal, something most fans wish to see her gain comeuppance in.

Don West: Seems to be a split crowd no matter how you cut it, Joey.

[::Continuing down the ramp she shows off the belt to the fans, booing by flashing it to each sides of the barricades filled with the rowdy fans. The Temptress then walks up the steps and places the title on the outside of the ring and crawls down on her hands and knees under the rope which gives the fans a treat as they cheer in "excitement". Brittany grabs the belt and walks to the middle of the ring and throws the title up in the air once more before her music settles and she hands it over to the reff before he signals the start of the fight.::]

Joey Styles: And here it goes!

[::Jasmine starts off with a shove to Brittany. Brittany shoves Jasmine back. Jasmine shoves back at Brittany, and then goes for a right hook, but Brittany grabs her fist and twists into an armbar. Knox then hammers at Jasmine's elbow before stepping over the arm of the Fallen Angel, and giving a sudden spinning kick to Jasmine's face. Knox, still holding onto the arm, stomps on it, and then switches it up into a headlock. Jasmine then slowly gets to her feet, elbowing at Knox to let go, and then shoves the Pure Champion forward into the ropes. Knox bounces back and ducks a clothesline coming from Jasmine, then bounces back and hits a bulldog to Jasmine. Brittany goes to cover.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Jasmine kicks out. Brittany picks her up and whips her into the ropes, and connects with a tornado DDT. Brittany does a small celebratory mocking of Jasmine before going to pin her...but Jasmine rolls her up quickly!::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Kickout. Brittany looks surprised as Jasmine gets to her feet.::]

Joey Styles: Look at that! Jasmine was playing possum with Brittany.

Don West: All she needed was the right momentum to hit her.

[::Brittany stands up and charges at Jasmine, who grabs her and hits her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Jasmine doesn't stop there, as she hits the champion with a knee to the face before going to pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

Brittany kicks out!

Joey Styles: And Jasmine takes to the offensive finally, but it's not quite enough to slow down Brittany.

Don West: Jasmine should be thankfulf ro earlier in the fight, though. Jasmine nearly hit a punch at Knox, but if the champ hadn't stopped her, Jasmine would end up short a ropebreak for later in the fight when she'll need it!

Joey Styles: Good point. I hadn't even noticed.

[::Jasmine picks Brittany up and whips her towards the ropes, then dropkicks Knox to the outside. Jasmine rolls outside of the ring and lands a punch into Brittany. The ref begins the count.::]

ONE...

TWO...

THREE...

Joey Styles: And both girls are now on the outside! They have until the count of twenty to get back inside the ring, or else the match is over!

Don West: That's more than enough time for these girls to have their fun outside the ring.

[::Jasmine then hits a snap suplex onto the floor, and Brittany's expression shows her pain, grabbing her lower back. Jasmine doesn't stop, however, as she hits a hard kick to Brittany's face.::]

FOUR...

FIVE...

SIX...

SEVEN...

EIGHT...

[::Once more, Jasmine picks Brittany up, and hits a Northern Lights suplex back down to the floor before rolling back inside the ring.::]

NINE...

TEN...

ELEVEN...

Joey Styles: Jasmine's of course taking advantage of the count, at least looking to regain her breath should Brittany make her way back inside the ring before twenty.

Don West: I doubt it. Jasmine hit her pretty hard with those suplexes, and she COULD very well win that belt if Brittany doesn't get back in.

Joey Styles: Okay, Don, one more time, this isn't TNA. There's no-

Don West: No, I'm serious. The Pure title CAN change hands if there's a countout!

Joey Styles: WHAT?! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!

Don West: Talk to Gabe Sapolsky about it.

Joey Styles: Oh, I will. I still have his number from the ECW days.

TWELVE...

THIRTEEN...

[::As the referees continue talking, Brittany begins to stir, and crawls towards the ring.::]

FOURTEEN...

FIFTEEN...

SIXTEEN...

[::Jasmine smirks as it seems like Brittany may not make it.::]

SEVENTEEN...

EIGHTEEN...

NINETEEN...

[::Just before twenty, Jasmine spots Brittany rolling back into the ring and smartly pushes her away!::]

TWENTY!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner...and NEW Ring of beauty Pure Champion...JASMINE!

Don West: And there you have it! Jasmine's strategy worked! She's the new Champion!

Joey Styles: New champion, same boos. Who will be the one to claim victory for this title and give people some happiness?!

[::Jasmine's handed the title as she walks up the ramp, holding it high as the fans boo her heavily.::]


« Match #7 »

Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Ring of Beauty Hardcore Championship. Introducing first...

[::"Not Listening" by Papa Roach hits the speakers.::]

Ring Announcer: ...representing the Devils... from Phoenix, Arizona... VICTORIA VALENTINE!

[::Victoria walks through the curtains onto the stage, taking a moment to look out into the crowd with her hands on her hips before heading down towards the ring.::]

Joey Styles: Victoria is looking to regain the title that the reigning champion took from her.

Don West: And you know she's willing to do whatever it takes to win.

Joey Styles: Yes, unfortunately I do.

[::Victoria hops up onto the apron, then steps in through the middle and top rope, giving the crowd just a moment's look at her glorious posterior before straightening her back and turning to look at the top of the entrance ramp in anticipation of her opponent's arrival.::]

Ring Announcer: And her opponent...

[::The crowd cheers as "I'm your Favorite Drug" By Porcelain and The Tramps starts playing.::]

Ring Announcer: ...hailing from Milan, Italy via Boston, Massachusetts... she is the RoB hardcore champion.... DAISY MILASAKI!

[::Daisy just bursts through the curtains, the hardcore title slung over her shoulder. She grins proudly as she makes her way down towards the ring. Victoria glares angrily at Milasaki as the reigning hardcore champion holds aloft her title belt. As Daisy steps into the ring Victoria rolls out from the other side, tossing up the apron to dig under the ring. Realizing what her opponent is up to, Daisy hurries to hand her belt to the referee, then rush across the ring. Just as Victoria stands up straight, a steel chair in hand, Daisy grabs the top rope with both hands, jumps, then swings on the rope to kick both legs between the second and bottom rope, blasting the chair right out of Victoria's grip and into her face.::]

Joey Styles: Victoria Valentine tried to make this match hardcore since before the bell could be rung, but she payed for it.

Don West: Daisy turned Victoria's weapon against her. That's got to hurt both in the face AND pride.

[::The chair clatters onto the floor as Victoria stumbles backwards into the guard-rail. Daisy rolls out of the ring after her opponent, but as she grabs Victoria by the head to toss her back into the ring the brunette Devil nails the hardcore champ in the gut with a sudden knee, then brings her arm across and just viciously backhands Daisy right across the face before grabbing her by the arm and whipping her against the guard-rail.::]

Don West: But just that quickly Victoria turns the momentum right back in her favor. You just KNOW she's aching to get her hands back on the hardcore championship.

Joey Styles: As much as I may dislike the ethics of certain members of the RoB locker-room, there's no doubt in my mind that each and every woman on the roster has a powerful competitive spirit that drives them to excel at this very demanding sport.

[::Victoria measures up her opponent, then suddenly pivots on one foot, bringing the other around in a wide arc aimed right at Daisy's head, but just before the kick can connect Daisy ducks her head and Victoria's eyes widen as she finds herself crotched on the guard-rail as a result of the missed Spinkick. Milasaki backs up, then charges in, grabbing two fist-fulls of Victoria's hair and yanks her right off the guard-rail, smashing her face first against the mat-covered concrete floor, the crowd cringing in unison as Valentine's head just bounces off it.::]

Joey Styles: Daisaster out on the floor! That was just brutal!

Don West: Daisy certainly doesn't seem to be planning to pull any punches tonight either. Both these women want to win and want it BAD.

[::Daisy takes a moment to gather herself outside the ring, taking a couple of deep breaths on her knees before standing up and pulling Victoria up by her head before finally tossing her in the ring and rolling in after her to allow the referee to call for the bell and officially start the match. Daisy wastes no time pushing Victoria over onto her back and laying across her body for the pin.::]

ONE!

[::But Victoria kicks out before the ref can even count to two. Milasaki, hoping to stay on the offense, pulls Victoria up by her arm and pushes her into the ropes before sending her off with an Irish Whip. The Full Blooded European catches her opponent as she comes running back after hitting the ropes and spins her over in a Titlawhirl, hoping to nail a big Backbreaker, but Victoria manages to swing her legs down and land on her feet before reaching back to clasp her hands behind Daisy's back and swing the Italians legs up into the air to drop her back first against the challenger's knee in a Backbreaker of her own.::]

Don West: You have to admit that Victoria sure has guts, fighting right back even after taking that face first dive into those thin mats at ringside at the hands of Daisy.

Joey Styles: Yes, that Daisaster certainly looked devastating and I'll admit I'm surprised Victoria is able to still go after taking it.

[::Victoria shakes her throbbing head, leaning forward with her hands on her knees, before suddenly dashing at the ropes, hitting them to come back at Daisy even faster. She drops down in mid-run, pulling both knees against her chest before kicking her legs straight and nailing Milasaki right in the ribcage with a crisp Dropkick that sends the Full Blooded European rolling right out of the ring, clutching at her sides in pain. Victoria rolls right out after her, then heads around to where the chair she dropped earlier lays discarded. Victoria picks the weapon up and turns around to head back to her foe, but as she rounds the corner post her eyes widen as she sees Daisy up on the apron, the Full Blooded European's sights set on the challenger for her title as she dives off, kicking both her feet into the surprised Devil's chest in a Missile Dropkick that sends Valentine just flying back, the steel chair once again falling to the floor.::]

Joey Styles: Daisy applies some aerial offense to take away the advantage of that weapon Victoria went to retrieve.

Don West: That chair really hasn't done V Squared much good at all in this match.

Joey Styles: ...Wait, what did you call her? Ah, never mind.

[::Daisy gets back up and hops onto the apron again, the climbs right up the turnbuckles to the very top. The crowd looks on in awe as the reigning hardcore champion takes aim at the challenger for her title.::]

Don West: What's Daisy got in mind here?

[::Daisy waits as Victoria rises to her feet, then just launches herself at her opponent, arms and legs spread wide as she aims to smash the brunette Devil down with the full force of her body's weight, but suddenly Victoria steps to the side.::]

Don West: Daisy made a mistake!

[::But just as it seems the champion is going to crash and burn she manages to reach out in mid-fall and wrap her arm around Victoria, yanking down on it HARD as she lands in a graceful sideways roll, the sudden pull on her arm sending a wide-eyed Victoria flipping over to smash back first against the remorseless steel of the guard-rail.::]

Don West: What in the world?

Joey Styles: What a daredevil move by Daisy Milasaki and a brilliant one at that, turning that dive into an Armdrag at the last moment. Victoria probably has no clue what hit her.

[::Victoria, shaken by the surprising move, shakes her head as she stands up. Daisy is waiting for her and grabs the Devil by the head, tossing her in under the ropes and following her right in. Daisy pulls Victoria up again and stuffs the vicious vixen's head under her arm, then swings her leg up behind her.::]

Joey Styles: Full Blooded Explosion!

[::Before Daisy can deliver the devastating DDT Victoria suddenly twists her way out of the champion's grip, wrenching Milasaki's arm in it's socket before pressing tightly against the brunette beauty, her arm draped across Daisy's throat as she clasps her hands, then drops down onto her shapely butt, jamming her shoulder up under Daisy's chin. The Full Blooded European staggers back, holding her jaw, and Victoria jumps to her feet, measuring up the stunned Italian before pivoting around again to smash the bottom of her foot right into Daisy's face with a wicked Spinkick.::]

Don West: She caught her good with that one.

[::Victoria drops down and hooks a leg for the pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Daisy kicks out before three. Victoria growls at the reigning hardcore champ before getting out of the ring to retrieve the chair once more. She gets back in and walks over to Daisy before setting up the chair and pulling the brunette beauty up. Victoria kicks Daisy in the stomach and backs up a couple of steps, then lunges in, grabbing Milasaki by the head and smashes the back of the champion's head against the chair with a Swinging Neckbreaker. Daisy grabs the back of her head, hissing with pain through grit teeth, but Victoria isn't done as she folds the chair back up, placing it on Daisy's face before backing up into the ropes and charging back in to jump up into the air and drop a leg right across the chair, smashing it into Daisy's face.::]

Don West: Finally getting the chair pays off for Victoria.

[::Victoria pushes aside the chair and hooks a leg for the pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::No! Daisy refuses to let herself get pinned. Victoria pounds the canvas with her fists in frustration, then pulls Daisy up by her hair before wedging the champion's head between the chair's seat and backrest. She turns to the nearest corner and drags Daisy along as she gets a running start, aiming to smash the chair against the top turnbuckle and shatter her opponent's windpipe.::]

Joey Styles: This could be dangerous!

[::At the last moment Daisy manages to yank herself free from Victoria's grasp and just shoves the Devil into the turnbuckles, making her crash chest and stomach first into them. Daisy takes the chair from around her neck and gives her opponent's exposed back and good and hard smack with it, making Victoria drop to her knees, her teeth grit from the pain.::]

Joey Styles: And now Daisy uses the chair. This is starting to really feel like a hardcore match now.

Don West: Well, it's not like the referee was counting them out all that time they spent out of the ring earlier on.

[::Daisy signals for Victoria to stand up, still gripping the chair, and when the brunette Devil does Daisy whacks her right in the back of her head with the chair and Victoria goes down face first. Daisy drops to her knees, setting the chair aside as she rolls Victoria over and pins her down against the canvas.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::No, Victoria forces her shoulder off the canvas as well. Daisy's frustration is clear from her face as she goes to pull Victoia up again, only for Victoria to suddenly jam her fingers into the defending champion's eyes.::]

Don West: That'll swing the momentum in your favor ANY time and since there are no disaqualifications, it's not against the rules.

Joey Styles: But that doesn't mean it wouldn't be against the spirit of the contest.

Don West: Pfft, I don't know what you're on about, Styles. Rules are rules.

[::Victoria fumbles for the steel chair and grabs it before standing up straight. Daisy is clutching at her eyes as she stumbles back and Victoria measures her up before just flinging the chair at her opponent. At the last moment Daisy brings her hands up and manages to grab the chair before it can collide with her head. She peers with one eye at her opponent before chucking the hair at her, catching the caught by surprise Victoria right in the face. Victoria grabs at her hair, going down to a knee. Daisy rubs her eyes with the back of her hand as she hurries to the corner and climbs to the top. The crowd cheers with excitement as Daisy measures up her foe as the stunned Devil stands up straight. Victoria's legs shake under her as Daisy launches herself off the top rope, flipping forward in mid-flight before just blasting both her feet into the back of Victoria's head.::]

Joey Styles: Femme Fatality! Daisy hits it!

Don West: And Victoria is down!

[::Daisy again pushes Victoria over, this time hooking both legs for good measure as the referee drops down to make the count.::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

Ring Announcer: Here's your winner... And STILL Ring of Beauty's Hardcore Champion... DAISY MILASAKI!!!


« Main Event »

[::As we return from a video montage, the ring is surrounded by the infamously large octagon, with several panes of plexiglass protecting the fans at ringside.::]

Joey Styles: There it is, ladies and gentlemen...the FUN House. Eight sides of danger, violence, and comedy waiting to be used. It's gained a reputation as one of the most insane and deadliest matches in all of professional wrestling, and in the women's circuit, is more or less IS the deadliest creation any female wrestler has become apart of.

Don West: And tonight, two of RoB's best will finally decide just who truly is the RoB World Champion.

Ring Announcer: The following contest is for the Ring of Beauty World Championship, and will be contested inside the FUN House!

[::As "Abintra" hits the sound system, Destiny appears on the top of the entrance aisle and looks around, showing no emotions other than sadism. She lowers her head, letting her hair cover her face, and walks her way to the ring showing absolutely no interest in the audience's reaction to her presence. As she reaches the ring apron, she slowly crawls into the square, and does her preparation ritual - she takes off her gloves and opens her arms wide, looking to the sky as if she were talking to the heavens. she then looks at the crowd and/or her opponent, still with arms wide open in the cross sign, and then puts herself in battle animation.::]

Joey Styles: There's the contender, getting her first glimpse inside the FUN House. The creation of the World champion's brother, Destiny's certainly at a loss in the advantage depertment.

Don West: Good luck to her.

[::As "Live and Learn" plays, Linda Ragnal walks out onto the stage, standing tall as she looks out at the cheering crowd, then raises a fist high. She walks down the ramp, high fiving fans on the way down, showing her appreciation for them. Once the music hits it’s chorus, Linda runs to the ring, and slides in. She stands to her feet, and stares at Destiny as she takes the World title off her waist and hands it to the ref outside.::]

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, to my left...she is the former Ring of Beauty World Champion...DESTINY CAMPBELL!

[::The crowd begins booing Destiny, much to her dismay.::]

Ring Announcer: And the opponent to my right, the current reigning World Champion...LINDA RAGNAL!

[::As the announcer steps outside the ring, the girls lock up in the center of it all. Destiny then kicks Linda in the gut, runs to the ropes, and hits a Scissors Kick on her. The poet then goes outside the ring, and tosses a few chairs from underneath the ring into it. Destiny rolls back in grabs Linda by the head, and forces her face into a chair. Linda falls hard on the mat, and rolls out of the ring. Destiny follows behind her and spins her around, only to be hit with a clothesline to the face. As Destiny doubles back, Linda gets to her side and hits a Russian Leg Sweep on Destiny. Linda covers.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Destiny kicks out. Linda picks Destiny up hard and whips her into the sheetrock wall that they're right next to. Ragnal slams the poet's face into it repeatedly before throwing her down to the ground. Linda then searches under the ring, and pulls outa sledgehammer...and a lampshade.::]

Joey Styles: There's that damn lampshade again...

[::Linda places the lampshade onto Destiny's head, rears back the sledgehammer...and breaks the lampshade over Destiny's face!::]

Don West: Now THAT had to hurt!

[::Linda grabs Destiny, who's face looks slightly bloody after that mishap, and whips her against the ring apron. Linda then rams her shoulder into Destiny's torso and whips her towards the moonwalk wall...but Destiny counters, changes position, and rams Linda into the nearest ringpost! Destiny grabs Linda's arm, and throws it into the post!::]

Joey Styles: Now that looks like it hurt! Poor Linda's arm is being damaged as Destiny takes advantage of the surprised Linda.

Don West: Wouldn't you?

[::Destiny then grabs Linda and tosses her back into the ring, and connects with a big boot. Destiny goes to pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Kickout by Linda. Destiny grabs one of the chairs and waits for linda to stand up, and as she does, slams the chair into Linda's face, forcing the champion to double back and fall over the ropes and out of the ring!::]

Don West: That's a pretty unusually strong swing!

Joey Styles: You said it, Don, but that doesn't mean the match is over yet!

[::Destiny follows behind, and grabs Linda just as they stand by the mirror wall. Destiny goes to whip Linda towards the mirrors, but Ragnal counters the whip with a stronger one and falls to the ground, as Destiny goes headfirst into the mirror, breaking it!::]

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!

Don West: DAMN!!

Joey Styles: Thankfully the plexiglass saved the audience, but Destiny has to have a few new scars in her thanks to that move!

[::Destiny is hardly able to stand up from the harsh run through the mirrors, but Linda is able to do as much. She then grabs Destiny into a full nelson to pick her up, and then whips her into the barbwiring. Linda then charges at Destiny, but the poet moves out of the way, causing Linda to get caught into the barbwire herself. Destiny takes advantage of this by slamming the steel chair into Linda's back!:;]

Don West: That looks painful!

Joey Styles: It's even worse that Linda's practically sandwiched between the wire and the chair.

[::Destiny then grabs one of the strands of barbwire from the caging and forces it around Linda's mouth, choking her with it!::]

Joey Styles: And that's just even worse!

Don West: The taste of it, sure, but the fact that it could be cutting into Linda's innermouth just doesn't look too good!

[::Linda eventually grabs the barbwiring and elbows Destiny in the gut, then forces her into the steel fence of the cage. Linda then drags Destiny's face across the fence before whipping her back into the ring apron. Linda then looks under the ring and finds a barbwire bat, which she uses to hit Destiny in the gut repeatedly before rolling her into the ring. Linda hits a springboard shooting star press before going for a pin.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Destiny kicks out. Linda then positions Destiny on top of the steel chair, then charges to the ropes. She grabs a trash can lid from under the ring, then springboards off the ropes for a Lionsault. Destiny rolls out of the way, but Linda then lands on her feet. Destiny gets to her feet and charges at Ragnal, but the World Champion hits Destiny with the lid just in time, and knocks her off his feet. Linda hits a legdrop to the chest before covering for a pinfall.::]

ONE!

TWO!

[::Destiny kicks out. Linda then rolls out of the ring, and heads for the table in front of the lockers. She grabs a cone of cotton candy, and then turns around, only for Destiny to pop up behind her. Destiny then wrestles Linda for the candy, and is successful, then hitting the candy across Linda's face. Destiny smirks as she sees part of the candy rip off the cone, revealing it to be a babrwire baseball bat!::]

Don West: The surprise from hell! Everyone knows one of these babies is filled with babrwire in the FUN House.

Joey Styles: Which is why Linda went for it in the first place. Unfortunately, Destiny beat her to the punch!

[::Linda is now leaning over the table, her blood from that shot dripping into one of the cream pies. Destiny prepares to strike again, but before she can get the chance, Linda quickly turns around and SLAMS two pies together onto Destiny's face! Destiny staggers back, and the pie pans drop off, allowing Destiny to brush her face from the creme, which is starting to get mixed in with her blood into a pink-like substance. Upon closer inspection, the creme is filled with barbwire and thumbtacks. Linda then grabs Destiny, and hoists her onto her shoulders...::]

Don West: This could be it! She's going for the Ragnalrok!

[::And she cashes the Ragnalrök in! After Destiny is laid out and trashed, Linda just rolls her over and covers for the win...::]

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!!!

DING! DING! DING!

[::The crowd goes loco as the bells ring, and Linda celebrates her first title defense as World Champion.::]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, you winner... And STILL Ring of Beauty's World Champion... THE OCEAN'S BEAUTY... LINDA! RAGNAL!!!

Don West: Linda Ragnal did it! She did it! She defeated Destiny for the third time and remains World Champion!

Joey Styles: All the hard work paid off! Destiny won't reign anymore! WE'RE GETTING OUT OF TIME, FOLKS! ALONGSIDE DON WEST, I'M JOEY STYLES SAYING THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN!!! SEE YOU IN PRIMETIME!!!

[::And as Linda celebrates in the center of the ring with Joe Ragnal and Chris Gardner, the PPV fades out to its logo, and then dives into black.::]


OOC Notes and Disclaimer

Chris Gardner: Nine matches... Oof! Well, we made it happen, even though with some delay. Some unexpected things happened, like Showtime's trip to Los Angeles, and our sudden writer outtage... which, in return, revealed new writers and people interested in this promotion. Thank you all very much for making this happening:

Daisy for the TV and Tag Team Championships;
Ragnal for the
Pure and World Championships;
Mikko for the Hardcore Championship;
Dreamer for the Call me Mistress;
and everybody who sent segments.
The dark, opening and Bra & Panties matches were written by myself, Gardner.
 


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