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||::Show::|| |
Sunday Night PrimeTime |
| ||::Number of matches::|| | 5 |
| ||::Location::|| | American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL |
| ||::Main Event::|| | Queen of the Ring Battle Royale Match |
[::The
cameras turn on and start rolling as this weeks episode of Sunday Night
PrimeTime goes on the air. The
camera pans throughout the crowd showing off the fans and their signs
such as...
CARLITO...HE'S NOT COOL
BOBBI CAN PIN ME ANYTIME
and...
ECSTASY'S MIC SKILLS GIVE ME AGONY
The official song of PrimeTime "Girl Fight by Brooke Valentine"
plays over the PA Speakers as the camera cuts to the broadcast booth of
Don West and Joey Styles...well...Just Don West?...::]
Don West:
HELLO FOLKS AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER ACTION PACKED SHOW OF PRIMETIME!!!
I'm Don West and well...
[::Don looks
next to him at the empty commentators chair and shrugs...::]
Don West:
I'm just Don West...Joey Styles is around here some where. I saw
him before the show hours ago but I haven't seen him since...
[::Before Don
can finish his sentence, the lights in the arena dim and the big tron on
the entry way lights up as the audience looks towards the screen.
The scene is in a locker room hallway in front of a locker room door.
You all of a sudden hear Joey Styles scream from behind it...::]
Joey
Styles:
OHHH MYYYY GOOOD!!!
Don West:
OH NO!!! It seems like Joey Styles is in trouble!!! I better go save
him!
[::Don West
goes to take off his headset but the to the locker room opens and Styles
stumbles out. His glasses and clothes messed up as he runs down
the hallway. A few seconds later April Hunter sticks her head out
the door to a stunned crowd...::]
April
Hunter:
Was it good
for you Joey?
[::April
laughs evilly and slams the locker room door as the tron fades out and
the camera goes back to a stunned and almost giddy Don West...::]
Don West:
Wow!!! I'm almost speechless right now! As soon as you think you have
April Hunter figured out she throws another monkey wrench in your mind....
[::All of a
sudden Joey Styles comes running out of the entrance stage. As he
makes it onto the stage he stops and tries to walk normally down the
ramp. The crowd is pointing and laughing at Styles as Joey is
obviously blushing as he takes his seat at the announce table beside Don
West...::]
Joey
Styles:
Alright I'm here...when do we go on?
[::Don West
laughs uncontrollably as Joey just looks at him pist...::]
Joey
Styles:
WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!!
[::Joey says
screaming at Don as Don tries to calm him down...::]
Don West:
Sorry Joey, but we have been live for like the past 5 minutes.
They all saw everything!!!
[::Joey looks
down at the commentators table and starts shuffling his papers...::]
Joey
Styles:
Well...what are we waiting for? We are live, lets get this biiatch
started!!!
Don West:
Sounds good to me Joey!!!
[::The lights
in the arena dim again as the tron lights as up as ROB Co-Owner Carlito
Caribbean Cool shows up on the tron looking into the camera with a cocky
grin on his face. The crowd meets him with a mix of cheers and
boos...::]
Carlito:
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight...Carlito presents...PRIMETIME!! Now dats
cool!!!
Joey Styles:
What the hell does he mean?! That just HE presents the show tonight?!?
He is only the co-owner!!!
Carlito:
Hey hey hey, Joey...Let me explain!
[::Carlito says hushing Joey Styles ranting at ringside::]
Carlito:
Now we all know this was bound to happen....Feelings and all that
junk...Getting in the way of business....Dat's not cool...
[::Carlito says tossing the apple up and down in his hand::]
Carlito:
Well Carlito's not going to put up with that! Tonight in our main event
we have our first ever Tag Team title match, Agony and Ecstasy
versus...Bobbi Jackson and Alexis Sheridan. But of course, we
couldn't just have a fair contest between four talented women.
Christian and Lance Storm had to stick their noses in where it didn't
belong and stand in opposite corners tonight supporting their own teams.
Well Carlito is officially suspending them of all power in Ring of
Beauty until the conclusion on tonight's show...NOW DATS COOL!!!
[::Carlito takes a big bite out of his apple and nods happily as he
walks off the screen as the scene cuts back to the commentary booth of a
shocked Don West and Joey Styles...::]
Joey Styles:
Oh...my....God...That mean's that tonight, this entire show is being run
solely by...Carlito!?!?
Don West:
May God have
mercy on our souls...
[::Don West looks down shaking his head with disgust as the show cuts to
a commercial::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
ALEXIS SHERIDAN VS. CARLITA MCFADE
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH::)
VS.
[::"Such
Great Heights by The Postal Service" comes on
the PA system. The crowd gives an indifferent response as Carlita McFade
comes out. A few actually cheer as she attempts to "strut her stuff" on
the way down to the ring.::]
Joey Styles:
Well we're here at our first match of the evening, Don, and I sure hope
the crowd becomes more enthused as the night wears on.
Don West:
Well the longer this Carlita's out here, the more we risk our audience
being put to sleep, Styles.
Joey Styles:
That's a very mean and unprofessional thing to say, Don. Carlita just
had a rough debut last week. Maybe this time she'll have more luck.
[::Carlita slowly enters the ring…a boo or
two can actually be heard. Carlita goes on the turnbuckle in an attempt
to appeal to the audience.::]
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is part
of the Round Robin Tournament match for the World Heavyweight
Championship! First, in the ring…from Dallas, Texas…standing at
5'10"…CARLITA MCFADE!
[::Carlita tries to raise her hands in an
attempt to pump up the audience. "Highway To Hell" by ACDC begins to
pour from the speakers. The audience gives a vibrant welcoming as Alexis
Sheridan comes out on the rampway.::]
Joey Styles:
And there's her opponent, West! Pulling double duty tonight, Alexis has
a chance at not only getting her first win in RoB, but her first title!
Don West:
This HAS to be the only promotion that gives away its Tag Team and
Television Titles weeks before it gives out its world.
Joey Styles:
This is Ring of Beauty, West. We make our own rules.
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen…her opponent…from Boston, Massachusetts…standing at
5"2…"ALLURING" ALEXIS SHERIDAN!
[::Alexis enters the ring, turning around to
the audience, acknowledging the encouragement from her fans…not Carlita,
who charges at her from behind.::]
Joey Styles:
AND CARLITA WITH THE SNEAK---ALEXIS DUCKS, PULLING THE ROPES WITH HER,
AND CARLITA JUST GOT DUMPED TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Don West:
That was inexperience right there, Joey. Only a rookie would try
something as naïve as that. And Alexis wasting no time…AND MY GOD!
SHERIDAN JUST LAUNCHED HERSELF OUT OF THE RING!
Joey Styles:
And right into Carlita onto the outside! I'm not even sure if the match
has legally started yet, but Sheridan back up on her feet, and the crowd
is absolutely loving this...AND SHERIDAN WITH THE RUNNING-NO! MCFADE
DUCKING OUT OF THE WAY, AND SHERIDAN NEARLY TAKING DOWN THE SECURITY
GUARDRAIL!
Don West:
She's gonna have to be careful, Styles. I know Sheridan is eager to get
back a win from last week…
Joey Styles:
Last week was an amazing display of technical wrestling prowess, West.
Sheridan has nothing to be ashamed of.
Don West: A
loss is a loss…AND A CLOTHESLINE IS A CLOTHESLINE! Did you see Carlita
SEND Sheridan over the top rope, and INTO THE AUDIENCE!
Joey Styles:
I sure did, West…and if you ask me, that's the best strategy Carlita can
hope for…the more distance she puts herself from Sheridan, the
better…and now Carlita's attempting to showboat…my grandmother could've
executed that clothesline, McFade…there's nothing OH MY DEAR SWEET
JESUS!
Don West:
SHERIDAN WITH A RUNNING BOOST FROM THE GUARDRAIL…GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN! A
CORKSCREW MOONSAULT!
Joey Styles:
I haven't seen one of those in a long time, let alone one done ON THE
OUTSIDE. My god, the referee hasn't even started this match! And
Carlita's down…and Sheridan's got her by the hair…AND EVEN I HEARD THAT
SLAP!
Don West:
When it comes down to it, Styles…a girl fight is still a girl fight.
Joey Styles:
Sheridan has Carlita in the gorilla press…AND SHE JUST DROPPED CARLITA
FACE-FIRST ONTO THE RING APRON! Carlita may have lost a tooth…
Don West:
Well, she is from Texas…there's no way to prove she had any…
Joey Styles:
Thanks, Don. Sheridan has Carlita, and she's rolled her into the ring,
and I think this match is officially starting…and Carlita's on her feet,
and Sheridan sliding into the ring…AND A CHOP BLOCK BY SHERIDAN BRINGS
CARLITA BACK ONTO THE MAT…and Sheridan coming off the ropes…OH MY GOD!
DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MCFADE! McFade's on the floor, holding
her face…AND SHERIDAN WITH A PERFECT STANDING MOONSAULT! AND THE COVER!
1!!!
2!!!
Don West:
NO! McFade kicked out…or did Sheridan let her go? Sheridan's got her up
by the hair…and Carlita's thrown into the turnbuckle…AND SHERIDAN JUST
DID ONE OF THOSE KUNG FU KICKS! MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING.
Joey Styles:
The move is called "Bicycle Kick" and yes, it was very amazing. And now
Sheridan's on the second rope, it looks like a tornado DDT…NO! McFade
counters by simply shoving Sheridan down to the mat…and now Carlita's
going uptop…AND SHERIDAN'S BACK ON HER FEET! SHERIDAN'S CAUGHT CARLITA
FROM BELOW…SHE'S GOT HER UP ON HER SHOULDERS! WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE-
Don West:
STYLES!
Joey Styles:
Sorry folks, got carried away.
Don West:
AND HERE IT COMES! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! THAT'S GOTTA HURT WORSE THEN
WHEN YOU LAND FLAT ON YOUR BACK IN THE POOL!
Joey Styles:
And Sheridan's not done! Sheridan's pointing to the turnbuckle! And the
crowd is going nuts here, folks! And Sheridan's climbing uptop…AND
CARLITA'S ROLLED OUT OF THE RING! SHE WANTS NO MORE OF THIS! CARLITA IS
BOLTING TO THE BACK! AND THIS AUDIENCE IS LAUGHING AT HER!
Don West:
And Sheridan almost looks disappointed!
Joey Styles:
I've seen a lot of things in my time, ladies and gentlemen, but I've
never seen a wrestler simply RUN out of the ring! AND OH MY GOD!
SHERIDAN'S JUST LAUNCHED HERSELF OFF THE TOP ROPE--AND INTO THE
AUDIENCE! MY GOD, WHAT HAS COME OVER HER!
Don West:
MY GOD! IT'S AGONY AND ECSTASY! THEY WERE WAITING FOR HER IN THE
AUDIENCE!
Joey Styles:
SHERIDAN HAS JUST BOWLED AGONY AND ECSTASY…AND HALF OF THE FIRST ROW!
And now Erin Flowers and Andrea de Sade are back on their feet, and
they're stomping away at Alexis Sheridan, whose just won her first match
here in Ring of Beauty!
Don West:
OH COME ON! Flowers is holding Sheridan, and de Sade's just playing with
her! OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT HEADBUTT! THESE TWO ARE SADISTIC--WAIT!
HERE COMES BOBBI JACKSON!
[::Bobbi Jackson can be seen running through
the audience on the other side. A rain of popcorn from a bowled over
vendor rains on Agony and Ecstasy as they release their victim, jumping
over the guardrail and charging up the stairs to the back. Jackson helps
up her fallen tag partner, as the audience cheers.::]
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by…FORFEIT…"ALLURING" ALEXIS
SHERIDAN!
Joey Styles:
The surprises keep coming folks! Our first "forfeit", and twice in the
same match, Alexis Sheridan has flown into the audience. And now Jackson
and Sheridan are heading to the back, my god, what's going to happen
next?
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
[::The scene opens back from commercial as Christian paces back and forth in his office as Styx stands there arms folded not showing any emotion what so ever...::]Christian: Damn Carlito! Who the hell does he think he is?! Trying to take away the Captain's powers for a night!! That is NOT how I roll!!! Styx what are we going to do about this?
[::Styx sneers slightly at the situation::]
Styx: Want me to kill him? I am scheduled for the Cabana tonight...
[::Styx grins evilly but Christian dismisses that idea...::]
Christian:
I don't think the peepulation would want to have the blood of Carlito on
their hands. We just have to make sure even though I have no power
tonight, that Lance Storm and his hoes are embarrassed tonight at the
hands of our team!!! Go Get Agony and Ecstasy and bring them to me.
We need to come up with a game plan.
Styx:
Understood...
[::Styx walks out of the room with an intimidating yet sexy walk as she
shuts the door behind her. Christian falls into his seat at his
desk and puts his head on the desk::]
Christian:
It ain't easy being Captain Charisma...
[::Christian says with a sigh as the as the scene cuts back to the
ringside area...::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
APRIL HUNTER VS ALEXIS LIGHTNING
(::RING OF BEAUTY TELEVISION TITLE MATCH::)
VS.
[::The referee stands in the center of the ring, holding the RoB
Television Championship over his shoulder.
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy by Big N Rich"
plays, and the crowd gives a warm pop as Alexis Lightning, cowgirl hat
and all, comes out onto the ramp. She points to someone in the audience
as she walks down the rampway, stopping to high-five some lucky bastard
fan.::]
Joey Styles:
And here it comes, West! Our first title match here in RoB! The newcomer
Alexis Lightning goes head to head with resident bad girl April Hunter!
What an opportunity for Alexis Lightning, to win a title off of her
first match here in RoB!
Don West:
You see, that's what makes this promotion so great, Styles…we'll give
just about anyway a chance to become a star.
[::Alexis stops at the ring apron, turning around with a devilish grin
on her face as the crowd continues to cheer.::]
Ring Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall…AND IS FOR
THE NEWLY CREATED RoB TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP! First, making her way
into the ring, from Everett, PA, standing in at 5'9"…ALEXIS LIGHTNING!
[::Alexis Lightning pounces onto the turnbuckle, and the crowd continues
to encourage her. "Darude" by Sandstorm plays, and Alexis' look of
glowing confidence becomes a stern anxiety as April Hunter comes out
onto the rampway. The crowd boos vividly.::]
Joey Styles:
And here comes her opponent…April Hunter has certainly made her mark
here in RoB…AND OH MY GOD, DID SHE JUST STRIKE THAT FAN?
Don West:
It appears so, Styles…this woman hates just about everyone. Well
obviously except for you Joey...
Joey Styles:
I told you Don, I don't want to talk about it...anyways, April Hunter
made an impression with her fights with LuFisto in and out of the ring…
Don West:
And her exploits with you in AND out of your dressing room.
Joey Styles:
PLEASE, WEST! I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!! God!!!
[::April Hunter climbs onto the apron, turning around to give her loving
audience a one-finger salute.::]
Ring Announcer:
And her opponent…from Philadelphia, PA, standing in at 5'10"…APRIL
HUNTER!
[::April climbs into the ring to find Alexis staring her down. April
cracks her knuckles as the two come face to face, the referee separating
them. He seems to review the rules with the two ladies.::]
Joey Styles:
I imagine the referee's going to be extra watchful here tonight,
West…there is a title on the line.
Don West:
Well, with these two ladies in the ring, you practically need to sign a
waiver! It's a war zone.
Joey Styles:
Well, although that comment had nothing to do with what I said…the match
is about to begin…and the ladies lock up! April Hunter and Alexis
Lightning locking up in the middle of the ring…and April Hunter, with
the size advantage, throws Alexis Lightning down! Alexis Lightning's
back on her feet…and Hunter's smiling. And another lockup…AND ALEXIS
JUST THREW APRIL TO THE MAT!
Don West:
It's apparently not a matter of strength…but of in-ring prowess here
Styles! And April's back up…AND SHE JUST BLINDSIDED ALEXIS LIGHTNING
WITH A LARIAT! Nothing ruins a sportsman-like contest by a blindsiding
lariat. Hunter picking up Lightning in the headlock…AND LIGHTNING THROWS
HUNTER INTO THE ROPES…BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY ALEXIS LIGHTNING!
Joey Styles:
April Hunter was practically tossed across the ring! AND SHE IS FUMING!
April Hunter is back on her feet, and she looks like she just found the
husband screwing around….AND THE TWO LADIES LOCK UP AGAIN…a knee into
the gut by April Hunter…and now Hunter going back for the headlock…and
this time she's planted…LIGHTNING GOING FOR THE BACK-NO! HUNTER'S GOT A
HANDLE ON THOSE ROPES, LIGHTNING'S NOT TAKING HER ANYWHERE!
Don West:
Lightning has to let go of Hunter…OH MY GOD, SUPERKICK! April Hunter
just took Lightning's lights out with that one! April Hunter is as dirty
as she is powerful…and I have to admit, I kind've like that.
Joey Styles:
No doubt, West. April Hunter has Alexis Lightning back up onto her feet,
and throwing her into the corner…and now April Hunter is just beating
down Alexis Lightning in the corner! This is a brutal match right
here…AND APRIL HUNTER'S USING HER BOOT TO CHOKE ALEXIS LIGHTNING IN THE
CORNER! The ref's making the count…AND SHE'S COUNTING ALONG! APRIL
HUNTER HAS NO RESPECT FOR THE RULES HERE!
Don West:
She's good enough that she can intimidate her opponents, Styles.
Hunter's got Alexis by the foot, and she's drag-AND LIGHTNING JUST
PLANTED A BOOT IN THE FACE! You only see that in kung fu movies!
Hunter's down on the mat, holding her face…and Lightning with the elbow
drop! And now Hunter's locked in an armbar!
Joey Styles:
Alexis Lightning with the armbar on April Hunter…OH MY GOD! APRIL
HUNTER'S FORCING LIGHTNING TO HER FEET! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF APRIL
HU--OH MY GOD! ARM DRAG BY ALEXIS LIGHTNING, AND SHE'S STILL GOT THAT
THING LOCKED!
Don West:
Lightning just send Hunter to the mat, keeping that lock on…that's
impress--ACE CRUSHER BY APRIL HUNTER!
Joey Styles:
April Hunter just came out of nowhere with that, and now Hunter with the
advantage…Hunter's got Alexis by the pants…and she's got her locked in a
bear hug…NO! Alexis falls down, and Hunter's mis-stepped over her!
ALEXIS WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD!
Don West:
Lightning has the drop toe hold on April Hunter, and now Hunter grabbing
the ropes…Hunter's climbing out of the ring! Hunter's outside on her
own…and Alexis Lightning coming off the ropes…BASEBALL SLID---OH MY GOD!
HOW DID SHE SEE THAT COMING?
Joey Styles:
I don't know, but April Hunter just YANKED Lightning out of the ring by
her feet, and practically dropped her on the outside! Hunter is
absolutely vicious…AND NOW SHE'S DIGGING HER BOOTS INTO LIGHTNING'S
FACE! Does this woman have no sense of professionalism?
Don West:
Apparently not, Styles…and now Hunter's got Lightning up by the hair…AND
HUNTER GOING FOR THE STAIRS-SLAM! NO! LIGHTNING REVERSES IT, AND HUNTER
GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! My god, that must've left an
imprint on her face!
Joey Styles:
April Hunter holding her face…AND ALEXIS LIGHTNING CLIMBING THE STEEL
STAIRS! OH MY GOD…HURRICARANA-AND BY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT?
Don West:
DID I SEE THAT? APRIL HUNTER JUST POWER BOMBED ALEXIS LIGHTNING ONTO THE
OUTSIDE FLOOR! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW SHE BEAT LUFISTO LAST WEEK! Alexis
Lightning's folded on the outside like an accordion…and April Hunter's
got her by the hair! AND SHE'S RUBBING HER FACE INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!
C'mon, Hunter!
Joey Styles:
Hunter's got Lightning, and Lightning's been rolled into the ring, and
Hunter getting back in, and I can't imagine Lightning even knows where
she is right now…AND HUNTER GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! AND LIGHTNING UP ON
HER FEET--AND LIGHTNING JUST TRIPPED THE ROPES! APRIL HUNTER LANDS RIGHT
ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS EVEN IF YOU ARE A
GIRL!
Don West:
She's no girl, she's a bitch, Styles. April Hunter's caught up on the
turnbuckle, and Alexis Lightning's still holding her head…she must've
been dropped really hard, Styles…but she's back up! AND ALEXIS LIGHTNING
RUNNING--OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT? SHE JUST JUMPED OFF THE MIDDLE
ROPE AND LANDED A FLYING FOREARM INTO APRIL HUNTER! YOU SEE THAT KIND OF
STUFF IN KEANU REEVES MOVIES!
Joey Styles:
April Hunter caught off-guard by that forearm shot, and now Alexis on
the middle rope…and it looks like a superplex…NO! APRIL HUNTER'S GOT HER
BY THE THROAT! APRIL'S STANDING ON THE TURNBUCKLE…MY GOD, THIS CAN'T BE!
OH MY GOD! APRIL HUNTER JUST THREW! THREW! ALEXIS SHERIDAN OUT OF THE
RING! She must've hit the floor coming from ten feet! My god, she must
be out!
Don West:
She hit the floor hard, Styles…I don't know if she can get up on her own
even...that April Hunter, Styles…she knows no such thing as decency. She
could've just thrown her back into the ring…WHAT? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
Joey Styles:
THAT'S CARLITO! CO-OWNER CARLITO! CARLITO is coming down to ringside!
THAT CAN'T BE GOOD FOR APRIL HUNTER, WEST!
Don West:
Hunter's just jumped down from the turnbuckle, and she looks eager to
fight! But Carlito's PICKING ALEXIS LIGHTNING UP! Carlito's picking her
up…AND HE JUST ROLLED HER BACK INTO THE RING! WHAT THE HELL?
Joey Styles:
Carlito just saved Alexis Lightning from being counted out, West!
Don West:
Most certainly for the interest of the title.
Joey Styles:
I'm thinking different. Don't ask me why.
Don West:
And Carlito just shrugging…and now April Hunter's taunting him! And
Carlito doesn't appear to want any of that! Hunter's just barking at
him…AND LIGHTNING! LIGHTNING WITH THE ROLL-UP!
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!
NO!!!!
APRIL HUNTER KICKED OUT--AND ALEXIS LIGHTNING JUST HIT CARLITO! CARLITO
WAS ON THE APRON, MOST CERTAINLY ASSUMING LIGHTNING HAD IT WON!
CARLITO'S BUMPED OFF THE APRON, AND APRIL HUNTER CAUGHT ALEXIS
LIGHTNING!
Joey Styles:
THE HEADHUNTER! April Hunter just landed her trademark finisher on
Lightning! And the cover!
1!!!
2!!!
3!!!!
Don West:
And April Hunter wins it!
Ring Announcer:
HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND YOUR NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION…APRIL HUNTER!
[::Carlito shrugs, as if in good sport, and walks back to the backstage
area as April Hunter holds her belt close to her, eyes glaring at
Carlito.::]
Don West:
Man, she really pulled that one off!
Joey Styles:
The Hunter's got her prey, and her place in history as our FIRST
TELEVISION CHAMPION!
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
[::The scene opens back from commercial as Primetime goes back on the
air. Carlito is standing in the ring with a microphone ready to do
another segment of Carlito's Cabana...::]
Carlito:
Hey everyone, I'm sure you all remember the Cabana last week when that
Red Neck Woman got what was coming to her. And dat was cool!!!
[::Carlito says with a huge grin on his face as the crowd boos at the
mention of their beloved Alexis Lightning being attacked from last
week....::]
Carlito:
Well this week, I wanted to have right here on the Cabana the same woman
who laid out the Red Neck Woman last week, so let me say it is Carlito's
honor to welcome Styx to Carlito's Cabana!!! Come on out Styx!!!
[::"Keep
Away by Godsmack"
Blasts over the PA Speakers as Styx walks out onto the stage alone and
walks down to the ring. She gets up on the apron and walks across the
rope looking directly at Carlito with a cold stare.::]
[::Carlito
looks on in amazement as Styx steps into the ring and walks around
Carlito circling him, Carlito as usual...Plays it cool...::]
Carlito:
Hey everyone! It's Styx...SHE'S COOL!!!
[::Carlito
says sucking up. Styx grins looking him directly into his eyes walks
slowly over to him standing over him, she slowly takes the mic out of
his hand...::]
Styx:
Thanks...Carlito is it?
[::Styx says
sarcastically. Carlito nods with a silly smile on his face...::]
Carlito:
Dats right..
[::Carlito
says but you can barely hear him without the mic. Styx glares at
Carlito.::]
Styx:
And you are important enough to have your own "talk show?"
[::Styx says
with a devilish laugh. Carlito kinda frowns and walks over to the ring
announcer and takes his mic as he gets back into the ring...::]
Carlito:
Styx, in case you forgot. I'm the sole owner of Ring of Beauty tonight!
I stripped Lance and that little twit you protect Christian of their
powers...DAT'S COOL!!!
[::Carlito
says proud of himself.::]
Styx:
So you fired them???
[::Styx says
curiously as she walks slowly over to him and as she turns her head
towards the camera you can slightly see her red eyes...::]
Styx:
Well, that just leaves....you...and I. And I'm very sorry CARLITO!!!!
YOU WILL NOT BEAT MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[::Carlito
waves his hands in front of her as in a way to back off and defend
himself...::]
Carlito:
No no no! Carlito didn't fire them! Carlito gave them the night off!
Because of their involvement in the main event they weren't able to make
good business choices tonight! You need to calm down!
[::Styx
glares into his eyes.::]
Styx:
I NEED TO CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!
[::Styx says
as she throws one of his chairs out of the ring and then walks over to
Carlito...::]
Styx:
Look Carlito, I don't know what you wanted me in this stupid talk show
for but you better not say damn thing to make me angry again...or you'll
see what happens!
Carlito:
Alright...alright...
[::Carlito
walks over to her slowly and puts his hand on her shoulder...::]
Carlito:
Hey...Carlito just wanted you on the Cabana to thank you for beating the
crap out of that red neck woman, Alexis Lighting last week...
[::Styx looks
at his hand on her shoulder and then looks back at him, slowly taking
his hand off of her..::]
Styx:
Well....Your Very Welcome...I love beating the hell out of people. If
you only knew my history, you'd see where people go after I take care of
them. Alexis Lighting just got a taste of what's to come. I'd love to be
able to do it again!!!!
[::Carlito
kinda chuckles...::]
Carlito:
Well how about, I make you the happiest woman alive.
[::Carlito
says with a grin. Styx smiles at Carlito::]
Styx:
And what could that be???
[::Carlito
pulls a contract out of his pants pocket...::]
Carlito:
Carlito has an open contract here with your name on it. That gives you
the right to face ANYONE you want in this federation next week on
PrimeTime. What do you think about that?
[::Carlito
says proud of himself. Styx takes the contract out of Carlito's hand and
walks away from him walking to one of the other sides of the ring, and
reads the contract slowly...::]
Styx:
Hmmmmm....looks good...not too bad...
[::Styx says
to herself, after reading walks back to Carlito and puts her hand
out.::]
Styx:
You gotta Pen???
[::Carlito
nods quickly searching his pockets for a pen...::]
Carlito:
Ohh yea, Carlito has a pen!
[::Carlito
finally finds the pen and quickly hands it to Styx. Styx quickly signs
the contract and hands it to him keeping his pen she slowly walks
towards the ropes and gets on the apron.::]
Styx:
Have a good rest of the show tonight, I'll be on the look out, if you
need me...you know where to find me.
[::Carlito
looks down at the contract with a huge smile and then looks up at her as
she's walking up the aisle...::]
Carlito:
Styx! Who do you want to face next week!?
[::Carlito
asks extremely curious. Styx turns around and still has the mic in her
hand..::]
Styx:
That will be told at a later date.....or tonight you will find out. Your
just going to have to wait and see...
[::Styx says
walks through the curtain leaving Carlito in the ring. Carlito stands in
the ring obviously infatuated with Styx as the show cuts to the
commercial.::]
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
STACY KEIBLER VS. LUFISTO
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH::)
VS.
[::"Feel
Good Inc by The Gorillaz"
cues up, and the crowd gives a mild pop as LuFisto, a steel chair in
hand, makes her way onto the rampway and toward the ring. Without
warning, she turns around, screaming at what appears to be a fan with a
big mouth. She turns around, walking to the ring.::]
Joey
Styles:
Considering this is LuFisto's last chance to get back into this round
robin, and keeping in mind her well-documented backstage brawl with
April Hunter, I think it's easy to say that LuFisto doesn't cope with
stress very well.
Don West:
No, she certainly doesn't. And she clearly doesn't understand the rules
very well, either, Styles. These are not no holds barred contests,
despite LuFisto's wishes.
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this upcoming bout is scheduled for one fall, and
is part of the RoB World Title Round Robin! First, coming to the ring,
hailing from Montreal, Quebec, Canada…standing at 5'3"…LUFISTO!
[::LuFisto, chair still in hand, stands on the turnbuckle, raising her
chair in an attempt to rile the crowd. It has moderate success. Still on
the turnbuckle, LuFisto's face quickly becomes a sneer as
"Legs by Kid Rock"
plays over the sound system, and Stacy Keibler comes out to a rabid
reaction.::]
Joey
Styles:
There she is, Don West. Mrs. 2-0 herself, Stacy Keibler, fresh off of
two back-to-back wins last week, she's obviously here to make the third
time the charm.
Don West:
She might not look the part, but Keibler is turning out to be one of our
breakout stars here in RoB, Styles! And LuFisto does not look happy to
see her! AND LOOK AT THIS CROWD GO INSANE!
Joey
Styles:
The weird thing is Don, we haven't seen Stacy since her incident after
the show last week. It's good to see that she's ok...She really made you
look silly Don!
Don West:
I don't even want to talk about it....
Joey
Styles:
Good, then we both have stuff we don't want to discuss....
[::Keibler
does her trademark entrance into the ring…LuFisto jumps down into the
ring, causing the referee to block her advances. The referee strips
LuFisto of the chair and forces her into the corner.::]
Ring
Announcer:
And her opponent, from Baltimore, Maryland…standing at 5'11"…STACY
KEIBLER!
Joey
Styles:
This crowd is loving Keibler…AND LUFISTO WITH THE SPEAR! MY GOD! LUFISTO
HAS JUST POUNCED ON KEIBLER, AND SHE'S HAMMERING IT INTO KEIBLER'S FACE!
And the referee pulling LuFisto off…AND LUFISTO JUST SHOVED THE REFEREE!
Is this dame TRYING to get herself disqualified! LuFisto arguing with
the referee…OH MY GOD! SUPERKICK BY STACY Keibler! Keibler JUST LEVELED
LUFISTO WITH A SUPERKICK! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD DO THAT!
Don West:
And judging from the look on Keibler's face, she knew damn well she
could do that! LuFisto's back on her feet…SHE'S SMILING! She's wiping
the blood from her face and smiling. The two ladies lock up…and LuFisto
with the headlock on Stacy! And she's got that thing locked on
tight…Stacy shoves LuFisto into the ropes…AND DROPKICKS LUFISTO IN THE
BEHIND!
Joey
Styles: I
think LuFisto's ass has been the target of enough offensive maneuvers
already…AND SHE IS STEAMING! SHE'S CHARGING AFTER Keibler! Keibler WITH
THE DROP TOE HOLD! My god! Keibler catching LuFisto, and she's got her
in a chinlock…and LuFisto has her lifted up…AND LUFISTO DROPS HER WITH A
BACKDROP!
Don West:
LuFisto is back up, and now she's putting the boots onto Stacy! She's
not showing any mercy…AND OH MY GOD! STACY WITH THE DRAGON SCREW, AND
SHE'S LATCHING ONTO LUFISTO'S LEG! LUFISTO IS GRABBING THE ROPES!
Joey
Styles:
Where did that come from? Stacy Keibler is certainly not an aggressive
wrestler, but she's still got that hold locked on! The referee is
pulling Keibler off, and Keibler isn't happy! She's arguing with the
referee now! C'mon, let the man do his jo--OH MY GOD LOOK OUT!
Don West:
Too late! LuFisto just bowled into Stacy from behind, and knocked her to
the mat. LuFisto off the ropes…AND OH MY GOD! YOU COULD'VE KICKED A
FIELD GOAL WITH THAT! Stacy just been kicked right in the kisser, and
now LuFisto has her up...Irish whip into the ropes…AND STACY COMING
BACK, AND SLIDING UNDERNEATH LUFISTO! WHAT THE--STACY JUST JUMPED ONTO
LUFISTO'S BACK! SHE'S FISH-HOOKING!
Joey
Styles:
You're right! Keibler's fish-hooking LuFisto! What on earth is going on
here? AND LUFISTO JUST BACKED RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! I don't care where
Keibler got all this attitude from, but nothing can save you from the
obvious size advantage LuFisto has here! And Keibler in the corner…BIG
SPLASH FROM LUFISTO! Keibler staggering out…AND LUFISTO WITH THE
BULLDOG! Keibler just ate a patch of canvas, and LuFisto back on her
feet…AND SHE JUST STOMPED ON THE BACK OF KEIBLER'S HEAD! THAT IS
ABSOLUTELY ILLEGAL…I think.
Don West:
The referee is warning her about it…perhaps it's only a misdemeanor,
whereas a foreign object is a felony…I don't know. I'm not a lawyer.
Joey
Styles:
No, you just dress like one.
Don West:
Bite me Styles.
Joey
Styles:
LuFisto has Stacy up by her hair…AND STACY JUST PLANTED AN ELBOW BETWEEN
THE LEGS OF LUFISTO! MY GOD…THAT MUST'VE HURT! Wait…does it?
Don West:
I don't know…why don't you kick your wife there and ask?
Joey
Styles: I
would, if you probably hadn't eaten her for lunch. And Stacy's back
up…UPPERCUT INTO LUFISTO! MY GOD! Look at Stacy! She's absolutely
furious there in the ring! Where has all this energy come from? DROPKICK
BY STACY, KNOCKING LUFISTO INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW STACY LEAPING UP
ONTO THE TURNBUC--NO!
Don West:
LuFisto just dumped Stacy onto the outside! That was purely a matter of
experience, Styles…only experience can tell you when to make a move like
that…the referee is checking on Keibler…what is LuFisto doing?
Joey
Styles:
LuFisto's pulled something out of her pants…OH MY GOD! IT'S A PAIR OF
BRASS KNUCKLES! LUFISTO HAS A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES ON HER HAND! She's
back up…oh god, please don't, LuFisto! Stacy's back onto the apron…AND
LUFISTO WITH THE RIGHT HOOK--NO!
Don West:
STACY DUCKED! AND SHOULDER-BLOCKED LUFISTO IN BETWEEN THE ROPES! Keibler
taking LuFisto's head…AND SHE'S HANGING IT OVER THE ROPES! SHE'S
BLATANTLY CHOKING HER! AND LUFISTO IS TRYING TO BREAK FREE--WHERE DID
ALL THIS COME FROM--OH MY GOD! LUFISTO CAUGHT HER WITH THE BRASS
KNUCKLES!
Joey
Styles:
Indeed she did, West…and Stacy's just dropped onto the outside like a
sack of potatoes! And LuFisto rolling onto the outside…and Keibler is
flat onto the outside…LuFisto has her up…and she's smiling! AND SHE
NAILS STACY WITH A SHARP CLOTHESLINE, SENDING HER BACK ONTO THE RINGSIDE
FLOOR! I bet Stacy can't even tell where she is right now! LuFisto's got
her back up…AND STACY JUST PULLED LUFISTO'S PANTS DOWN! AND THIS CROWD
IS SCREAMING IN DELIGHT!
Don West:
Only because they hope that LuFisto will retaliate…and LuFisto's trying
to pull her pants up…OH MY GOD! STACY LANDED HER SCISSORS KICK INTO
LUFISTO ONTO THE OUTSIDE! MY GOD! WHAT GENIUS! AND LUFISTO'S OUT ONTO
THE OUTSIDE!
Joey
Styles:
Unfortunately, she can't win the match from out there, and now Stacy has
LuFisto back up...and now the incapacitated LuFisto's in the ring, and
Stacy looks like she doesn't even know what she's just done. What on
earth has come over this girl? Wait…what's she doing?
Don West:
I think LuFisto dropped her brass knuckles on the floor, Styles…and
Keibler's picked them up! The referee doesn't seem her…and she's got
them on! Well, some girls get diamonds, others get brass knuckles I
guess.
Joey
Styles:
Stacy Keibler's back in the ring, and I shudder to think what she'll do
with those knuckles…and LuFisto's back on her feet…how she's up I'll
never know…Stacy GOES FOR THE PUNCH-NO! LUFISTO WITH THE ARMBAR! LUFISTO
MUSTERING THE ONLY TECHNICAL MOVE I'M SURE SHE KNOWS, AND SHE'S GOT
STACY ON HER KNEES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
Don West:
I know a lot of gu-
Joey
Styles:
Enough, West.
Don West:
LuFisto's got that hold on pretty tight, Stacy isn't going anywhere! AND
LUFISTO'S TRYING TO TAKE THE KNUCKLES OFF OF STACY! SHE'S TRYING TO
DISARM THE--OH MY GOD! STACY ROLLS LUFISTO UP!
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!
Joey
Styles:
MY GOD! STACY'S DONE IT!
Don West:
What a showing from Stacy Keibler, but what is this?! Why is our
Television champion standing at the entry way?!?!
[::The camera pans off to the aisle way as April Hunter is standing there with an evil grin on her face giving a respectable clap to Stacy. Stacy looks at April petrified..::]
Joey Styles:
What is this all about!? What business does Hunter have being out here?!
Don West:
I guess we aren't going to find out, there goes Stacy!
[::Stacy
jumps out of the ring and makes a b-line into the crowd escaping much to
their delight::]
Joey Styles:
That's a bunch of lucky fans out there, Don...
Don West:
Yea your telling me! There has to be more to this story then we know
about, we will be right back folks!
[::Stacy disappears into the crowd as the show cuts to a commercial
break.::]
[::The show returns from commercial as the camera shows Bobbi Jackson and Alexis Sheridan hyping each other up in their locker room...::]
Bobbi Jackson: Are you ready for this Alexis?! This is what we have trained all week for!!
[::Bobbi says jumping up and down punching at the air as she gets herself mentally ready. Alexis is sitting on the bench lacing up her boots and she nods with a grin...::]
Alexis
Sheridan:
Bobbi, I was born ready. We are going to go out there and take
care of business tonight. I already beat the ever loving hell out of
Carlita tonight. Might as well make it two more...
[::Alexis
claps her hands together as she stands up beside Bobbi. The two
put their arms over each others shoulders...::]
Bobbi
Jackson:
You know, I'm so damn glad we can be friends and just completely ignore
the people from our past.
[::Alexis
nods in agreement::]
Alexis
Sheridan:
My sister is a bitch Bobbi, plain and simple. Pay her no mind, she's off
doing her own thing somewhere else. And we are about to go do our
thing in that ring in a few minutes.
Bobbi
Jackson:
Damn straight!! Tonight we will do our thing and prove that we make
better friends than enemies!
[::Bobbi says as
the two hug, all of a sudden there is a knock on the door as Lance Storm
enters...::]
Lance
Storm:
Umm, sorry to interrupt ladies but we are up next. Let's go win
this one and stick it to Captain Jackass.
[::Bobbi and
Alexis nod in agreement as they go to follow Lance Storm out of the room
to head down to the ring as you hear Joey in the background saying...::]
Joey
Styles:
The main
event coming up!! Tag titles on the line!! IT'S NEXT!!!!
[::The three
walk out of sight of the camera as the show cuts to a commercial::]
_________________________________________________________________________________________
MAIN EVENT
BOBBI JACKSON AND ALEXIS SHERIDAN
VS.
AGONY AND ECSTASY
RING OF BEAUTY TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
[::"Slow
Hands by Interpol"
plays as "Ecstasy" Erin Flowers and "Agony" Andrea de Sade coming
through the rampway and to the ring. Flowers wears a big white fur coat,
Agony wears a long black trench coat. Behind them, Commissioner
Christian struts his stuff, making his presence known to his peeps.
Flowers and de Sade stand at opposite sides of the ring, Erin doing a
splits-entrance ala Melina Perez, and de Sade climbing up the stairs
solemnly. The referee in the middle of the ring holds the RoB Tag Team
Titles.::]
Joey
Styles:
My god, look at the excitement here, West…OUR FIRST TAG TEAM MATCH! And
it's for the titles, no less! I love tag team wrestling…it's the most
unpredictable and most mind-bending form of wrestling.
Don West:
Then you've never been at a Singapore Mud Wrestling Tournament.
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall…AND IS FOR
THE NEWLY CREATED RoB TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! First…having entered the
ring, from Calgary and Montreal in Canada…"ECSTASY" ERIN FLOWERS AND
"AGONY" ANDREA DE SADE…AGONY AND ECSTASY!
[::Both women
stand on opposite turnbuckles, throwing their arms in the air.::]
Joey
Styles:
These two women have caused a lot of problems here in RoB, despite this
being their first match. Perhaps they'll do better than Alexis Lightning
did in her title match debut.
Don West:
I'm not sure, Styles…they're opponents are tough contenders. But if
we're looking for Charisma, this team has certainly got it! Just look at
Christian! He's enough for all of them!
[::"Duck
and Run by 3 Doors Down"
can be heard, and the audience gives an outpouring pop as "Alluring"
Alexis Sheridan and Bobbi Jackson stand side by side on the rampway,
Lance Storm walking way ahead of them.::]
Joey
Styles:
And here comes the opposition…with none other than Lance Storm in tow!
Ring
Announcer:
AND THEIR OPPONENTS…coming from Boston and Jacksonville
*pop*…accompanied by CO-OWNER LANCE STORM *a pause…no pop*…HERE IS…the
TEAM OF "ALLURING" ALEXIS SHERIDAN AND BOBBI JACKSON!
[::Alexis
Sheridan slides into the ring, and Flowers and de Sade, having yet to
discard their coats, begin stomping on Sheridan. Jackson runs alongside
the stairs, and hops over the ring…and is clotheslined in unison by
Agony and Ecstasy. The bell rings.::]
Joey
Styles:
My god! Agony and Ecstasy are working on Alexis Sheridan in the
get-go…AND DE SADE RAMMING INTO SHERIDAN INTO THE CORNER! Sheridan's
still gotta be sore from the earlier encounter with these two…AND DE
SADE JUST WHIPPED FLOWERS INTO SHERIDAN! Sheridan's being crushed!
Sheridan stumbling out of the corner…OH MY GOD! RUNNING ENZIGURI BY
SHERIDAN INTO FLOWERS! Flowers and Sheridan go down! Where did she come
up with that?
Don West:
I'm not sure, Styles, but it looks like that just made Flowers the legal
woman here, and now de Sade is being forced to the corner. Sheridan's
up…and she's going for the tag…NO! Flowers has her by the leg…and she
makes the tag to De Sade! AND DE SADE WITH A BULLDOG FROM BEHIND ON
SHERIDAN! Agony and Ecstasy are a smooth team, at least it appears that
way…De Sade with a reverse chinlock on Sheridan, and Flowers getting
back into the ring…and Sheridan reversing it into the armbar! De Sade
tagging in Flowers! AND FLOWERS LEAPFROGGING FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND SHE
JUST NAILED SHERIDAN WITH A FLYING LARIAT! And Jackson is NOT happy!
Joey
Styles:
Of course she isn't! And now Flowers has the incapacitated Sheridan in
her arms…and now she's got her up against the corner…and Flowers
whipping Sheridan into the other corner…AND SHERIDAN JUMPING ONTO THE
TOP ROPE! FLOWERS DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, BUT SHE SURE DID SEE THAT
MISSILE DROPKICK BY SHERIDAN!
Don West:
Sheridan just knocked Flowers onto the mat…AND SHERIDAN BACK ON HER
FEET--AND SHE'S MADE THE TAG TO BOBBI JACKSON! BOBBI JACKSON CHARGING
INTO THE RING…AND FLOWERS GETS BLINDSIDED WITH A LARIAT! AND JACKSON
JUST STRUCK DE SADE RIGHT OFF THE APRON! JACKSON'S ON FIRE!
Joey
Styles:
Jackson has Flowers…IT LOOKS LIKE THE PEDIGREE ALRE--NO! DE SADE IS ON
THE OUTSIDE, AND SHE'S PULLING ON JACKSON'S LEG! AND JACKSON KICKS HER
OFF--AND FLOWERS WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! Jackson on the outside…AND NOW DE
SADE STOMPING AWAY AT HER ON THE OUTSIDE! C'MON REF!
Don West:
SHERIDAN FROM THE TOP ROPE…OH MY GOD! FLYING CROSS BODY ON FLOWERS!
FLOWERS TURNED AROUND AND BAM! Sheridan rolling out of the ring…AND
LANCE STORM AND CHRISTIAN ARE ABOUT TO GO AT IT HERE!
Joey
Styles:
The referee separating Storm and Christian…apparently Storm isn't
thrilled with Christian's team's tactics…bet he doesn't know Flowers is
laid out in the middle of the ring…AND HERE COMES SHERIDAN! SHERIDAN ON
THE TOP ROPE---SUICIDE PLANCHA ONTO DE SADE! SHERIDAN AND DE SADE ON THE
OUTSIDE FALLING TO THE FLOOR…and Sheridan looks to be in quite some
pain, West! She must've landed on a sore spot!
Don West:
No doubt, Styles. Sheridan's holding her ribs, and De Sade's already on
her feet…AND SHE JUST PLANTED A SOCCER-STYLE KICK RIGHT INTO THOSE RIBS!
Sheridan's holding her gut, and she's got to be in sheer…agony.
Joey
Styles:
Good one, West. But now Jackson's in the ring with the fallen
Flowers…vertical suplex by Jackson! You hardly see THOSE anymore! And
now De Sade's on the apron…AND JACKSON JUMPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND
LANDS A DROPKICK INTO DE SADE! DE SADE HITS THE FLOOR…AND FLOWERS IS UP!
GERMAN SUPLEX BY FLOWERS! Flowers just dropped Jackson, and she's going
for the cover!
1!!!
2!!!!
NO! Jackson kicks out…and now Flowers has her up by the hair…and she
makes the tag to De Sade! Both girls whip Jackson into the ropes…JACKSON
COMES BACK WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Don West:
Jackson just leveled these two ladies here, and she's going for the tag,
and Sheridan's still hobbling over to the corner…DE SADE AND FLOWERS
FROM BEHIND…OH MY GOD! THEY BOTH JUST GRABBED HER HAIR AND THREW IT INTO
THE GROUND! THESE TWO CAN'T DO ANYTHING BY THEMSELVES, STYLES! THAT'S
WHAT MAKES THEM A GREAT TAG TEAM!
Joey
Styles:
And now De Sade and Flowers have Jackson to themselves…they're going for
the double suplex--NO! JACKSON SLIPS OUT BEHIND THEM, AND SHE'S GOING TO
THE ROPES…AND SHE GOES FOR A DOUBLE CROSS BODY--AND KNOCKS DE SADE AND
FLOWERS OVER! JACKSON GOING OVER TO THE CORNER, BUT SHERIDAN'S STILL--OH
MY GOD! LANCE STORM JUST GRABBED SHERIDAN AND PRACTICALLY LAUNCHED
SHERIDAN ONTO THE APRON! My God!
Don West:
AND CHRISTIAN IS FURIOUS! HE'S CALLING FOR THE REFEREE TO INTERVENE…AND
JACKSON MAKES THE TAG! SHERIDAN CHARGES INTO THE RING, AND KNOCKS
FLOWERS OVER WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! CHRISTIAN IS ON THE APRON--AND
SHERIDAN JUST SLAPPED HIM!
Joey
Styles:
And Christian bolting into the ring…and the referee holding him back…AND
FLOWERS HAS A HANDFUL OF POWDER!
Don West:
AND IT WENT RIGHT INTO DE SADE'S FACE! FLOWERS JUST TRIED TO BLIND
SHERIDAN, BUT ALL SHE GOT WAS POWDER IN THE FACE OF HER OWN TAG TEAM
PARTNER!
Joey
Styles:
JACKSON JUST TOSSED ERIN FLOWERS OUT OF THE RING!
Don West:
Jackson's got De Sade set up for the pedigree…and Sheridan's got De
Sade's legs…OH MY GOD! IT'S A PEDIGREE/STYLES CLASH! MY GOD WHAT A MOVE!
Joey
Styles:
Those women have just flattened De Sade! I've never seen a move like
that! Alexis covers and the ref's making the count!
1!!!!
2!!!!!!
3!!!!
Don West:
SHERIDAN AND JACKSON WIN!
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners…AND NEW TAG TEAM
CHAMPIONS…ALEXIS SHERIDAN AND BOBBI JACKSON!
Joey
Styles:
We have new…CHRISTIAN'S IN THE RING, AND HE JUST CHEAPSHOTED BOTH LADIES
AND HERE COMES LANCE STORM! LANCE STORM AND CHRISTIAN ARE STARING DOWN
EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING…AND LANCE STORM TRYING TO WALK
AWAY…
[::Christian
just shrugs him off as Carlito slides into the ring.::]
Carlito:
STOP IT YOU TWO!! YOU'RE RUINING IT!!!!
Don West:
Here comes Carlito, and he's gonna keep the peace here…
[::Lance
Storm turns around and superkicks Christian…::]
Joey
Styles:
SUPERKICK-NO! CHRISTIAN DUCKED!
[::As
Christian ducks Carlito gets nailed square in the jaw with the
superkick. Carlito rolls out of the ring holding his mouth pist as
Christian gathers Agony and Ecstasy out of the ring and retreats to the
backstage area as Bobbi and Alexis celebrate their victory::]
Joey
Styles:
Well as management sorts their problems out let's congratulate our new
tag team champions, what a great show by...OHHH MY GAWWWDDDD!!!!
[::Joey
exclaims as a Bobbi was outside to retrieve the tag championship as a
woman in all black and a mask clocks Bobbi on the side of the skull
dropping her to the floor::]
Don West:
WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!
Joey
Styles:
Alexis just noticed her partner is down, but...where did that woman
go!?! Alexis is going over to get out of the ring to check up on
her...ALEXIS BEHIND YOU!!!
[::As Alexis
goes to get out of the ring the mysterious masked woman grabs Alexis
from behind and spin her around, she goes to deck Alexis but Alexis
blocks the punch with with her forearm::]
Don West:
Alexis looks pist as hell looking into the eyes of the masked woman and
is ready to fight. But here comes Ring of Beauty security!! They
get into the ring and the masked woman takes off through the crowd! What
the hell is going on here tonight!?!
Joey Styles:
I have no idea, Bobbi is coming to now as Alexis is checking up on her.
What a show tonight, we will see you next week everybody!!
Stacy Keibler gains .5 Strength
April Hunter gains .5 Technical
Bobbi Jackson gains .5 Charisma
Carlita McFade loses .5 Strength
Alexis Sheridan gains .5 Speed
Agony loses .5 Technical
Ecstasy loses .5 Submission
Alexis Lightning loses .5 Technical
LuFisto breaks even
