|
||::Show::|| |
Sunday Night PrimeTime |
| ||::Number of matches::|| | 4 |
| ||::Location::|| | SBC Center, Miami, FL |
| ||::Main Event::|| | Carlito's Choice, Round Robin Match |
[::The
cameras turn on and start rolling as live feed of the first ever Ring of
Beauty show, Primetime is broadcasted to a nationwide audience. The
camera pans throughout the crowd showing off the fans and their signs as
the "Girl Fight by Brooke Valentine"
plays from the PA Speakers. The camera cuts away from the crowd and
right to the Ring of Beauty's broadcast team of Joey Styles and Don
West...::] 
Joey Styles:
Hello wrestling fans! We are live here at the home of Ring of Beauty
Wrestling, the sold out SBC center in Miami, Florida! Tonight we
celebrate the first ever live Ring of Beauty show, PRIMETIME!!!! I'm
Joey Styles and you all know my broadcast partner, Don West..
Don West:
THAT'S RIGHT JOEY!!! IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE! WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE LINED UP
FOR YOU FOLKS AT HOME TONIGHT!!!!!
[::Joey looks
at Don oddly and puts his hand on his shoulder...::]
Joey
Styles:
Calm down Don, it's just the beginning of the show. You still need to
have a voice at the end of the night for the main event.
Don West:
I know, I'm sorry Joey...I just can't help it!! I'm just so excited to
be here! The round robin tournament to crown our first world champion
begins tonight and...
[::Before Don
can finish his sentence,
"______________"
blasts over the PA speakers as Ring of Beauty co-owner Lance Storm makes
his way to the ring...::]
Joey
Styles:
Lance Storm, the "serious side" of Ring of Beauty I would suggest is
making his way to the ring. I wonder what he's going to say?!
Don West:
Whatever it is, I hope it doesn't bore to me tears Joey.
Joey Styles:
Oh will you cut that out!!!
[::Lance
Storm enters into the ring microphone in hand as he begins to speak to
the crowd and the millions of people watching at home...::]
Lance
Storm: If
I could be serious for a minute.....
[::Lance says
trying to hide a slight grin of happiness from his usually unemotional
face as his trademark line is received with massive loads of cheers from
the audience.::]
Lance
Storm: I
would just like to start off by saying how much I appreciate all of the
support this federation has received in recent weeks building up to our
first show here tonight. I really appreciate it and so do all the hard
working ladies in the back. And I promise you all one thing, we have set
out to make the first ever respectable women's wrestling promotion in
the United States and I promise you that we won't stop until we
succeed!! Furthermore....
[::All of a
sudden "Just
Close Your Eyes By Waterproof Blonde"
hits the PA speakers interrupting Lance Storm as Ring of Beauty's
commissioner comes out on the stage with a pillow in one hand and a
blanket in the other. Standing beside him is his personal problem solver
Styx holding a microphone. Christian puts the blanket and pillow out on
the stage as Styx hands him the microphone. He sits down on the blanket
as he talks to Lance Storm...::]
Christian:
Oh don't mind me Lance!!! I just decided that since you were boring the
hell out of me, Styx, and all of the Christian Coalalition I figured I
would come out here and take a collective nap for all of them!
[::Lance
stands in the ring obviously agitated and pist. As he leans over the
ropes pointing at Christian...::]
Lance
Storm:
You're lucky your friends with the other co-owner!! If I had my way, YOU
WOULDN'T BE HERE!!
[::Christian
stands back up and clutches his heart sarcastically...::]
Christian:
Ouch Lance! Did you pop a blood vessel to show that much emotion there?
Don't worry about a thing Lance, because me and my problem solver Styx
are here to make things are running smoothly around here. Because
that's,...HOW I ROLL!!!
Lance
Storm: I
don't care how you roll! You're interrupting my segment time and you are
treading on my last nerve.
Christian:
Imagine what that means to me!
[::Christian
laughs...::]
Lance
Storm:
Don't make me shut you up!!!
Christian:
You wanna shut me up!? Come make me shut up!!!
[::Lance
Storm chucks the mic out of the way as he starts making his way up the
ramp. The two meet halfway and start brawling as Styx watches on with an
evil glare in her eyes as security comes rushing out of the back to
separate the two.::]
Joey
Styles:
OH MY GOOOOD! It looks to me like we have some combustible elements on
our hands here Don!!
Don West:
They look like they are going to kill each other!
Joey
Styles:
This shouldn't be shown, can we cut to a commercial break please!!!
We'll be right back with our opening contest!!!
[::As
Christian and Lance fend off security as the brawl continues to the
backstage area the show cuts to a commercial...::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
APRIL HUNTER VS. LUFISTO
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH::)
VS.
Joey Styles:
And the crowd is in anticipation, Don, as we await the start of Ring of
Beauty's very first singles match between Philadelphia native April
Hunter and Canadian Indy Sensation LuFisto. This is the first of a
series of Round Robin matches intended on crowning our first ever RoB
World Champion! History is in the making!
Don West:
As much as the crowd is excited, Styles, I can only imagine that Carlito
and Lance Storm are biting their fingernails. This first match could
make or break the promotion here tonight! And that would be a Beautiful
letdown.
[::"Sandstorm
by Darude"
plays over the arena as April Hunter, sporting a black cape around her
neck, appears on the rampway. She surveys the audience, giving them her
official look of disgust as she approaches the ring.::]
Joey
Styles:
There she is! April Hunter!
Don West:
She doesn't even look happy to be here, Joey! Doesn't she realize how
groundbreaking this is?
[::April
Hunter climbs up onto the ring apron. Turning around to the audience,
Hunter gives the entire arena the finger as she tosses her cape at the
ringside aide.::]
Joey
Styles:
Apparently she does.
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen…this first match is part of the RoB World Title
Tourney! First, coming to the ring, standing at 5'10"…from Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania….APRIL HUNTER!
[::April
Hunter climbs a turnbuckle, giving yet another obscene gesture to the
audience. The audience responds with a series of boos and jeers. As
Hunter hits the canvas,
"Feel Good Inc by The Gorillaz"
plays, and the fans go in a frenzy as LuFisto comes out onto the
rampway, holding a kendo stick in one hand and a trash can in the
other.::]
Joey
Styles:
And here comes LuFisto…OH MY GOD! SHE'S BROUGHT WEAPONRY!
Don West:
Well LuFisto's clearly made her mark here in RoB, but this is a clean
singles match…those will only get her disqualified. Doesn't she realize
the momentum this match will have? This is RoB, not ECW.
Joey
Styles: I
know…it's a shame, isn't it?
Don West:
Oh….sorry….
[::April
Hunter stands her corner as LuFisto approaches, waving her kendo stick.
She turns to the audience and blows them a kiss.::]
Ring
Announcer:
And her opponent…coming from Montreal, Quebec, Canada…standing at
5'3"…LuFisto!!!
[::LuFisto
puts her kendo stick on the apron, dropping the garbage can as she
slides under the ring. She instinctively goes for Hunter, but is
restrained by the referee.::]
Joey
Styles:
Referee Earl Hebner making sure this match starts out clean…I think
LuFisto's just been told that the weaponry is out…AND OH MY GOD! APRIL
HUNTER JUST LUNGED OVER AND DECKED LUFISTO!
Don West:
And LuFisto just shoved the referee down onto the mat! And both girls
are going at it! Left and rights between both buxom beauties! And the
crowd is loving it!
Joey
Styles:
Hunter has 7 inches on LuFisto…but that's not stopping the Canadian girl
from handing it to Hunter! A haymaker from LuFisto…and Hunter's got her
locked in the armbar! And an elbow into the back of the head from
Hunter! LuFisto's down…AND HUNTER JUST FOOTBALL KICKED LUFISTO RIGHT IN
THE FACE!
Don West:
LuFisto's on the mat, holding her throat…and now Hunter's standing on
it! And she's grabbing the ropes! She's not intending on making any
friends, is she?
Joey
Styles:
Apparently not…and Earl Hebner just pries April Hunter off of
LuFisto…and now April Hunter is arguing with the referee…AND LUFISTO'S
SLIPPED OUT OF THE RING! Hunter's turned around…AND LUFISTO JUST
LAUNCHED HERSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE FROM THE APRON BACK INTO THE RING! OH
MY GOD! FLYING CROSSBODY BLOCK BY LUFISTO ON APRIL HUNTER!
Don West:
What impact! And now Hunter's down and dazed, and LuFisto's back on her
feet…and a bulldog on April Hunter as she tries to get back to her feet!
LuFisto is on fire! LuFisto has Hunter by the hair! AND SHE'S RUBBING
APRIL HUNTER'S FACE INTO THE ROPES! THAT HAS GOT TO BURN!
Joey
Styles:
And no amount of makeup can possibly cover that up…OH MY GOD! HEADBUTT
BY APRIL HUNTER INTO LUFISTO! April Hunter with the drop toe hold…and
LuFisto's been dropped onto the middle rope! Hunter's back on her
feet…AND SHE'S STRADDLING LUFISTO….OH MY GOD! SHE'S SPANKING HER! APRIL
HUNTER IS SPANKING LUFISTO!
Don West:
And this crowd is getting excited…hell, I'm getting excited…
Joey
Styles:
April Hunter is clearly humiliating LuFisto, and now Earl Hebner has the
decency to pull her off…and April Hunter is arguing with the referee yet
again! She keeps this up, she's going to earn herself her first loss
here in RoB…AND LUFISTO'S BACK AT IT AGAIN! SHE KNOCKS INTO HUNTER FROM
BEHIND, AND HUNTER IS DUMPED TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Don West:
Hunter's on the floor, and now LuFisto's climbing the turnbuckle yet
again! AND THERE GOES THE CANADIAN FLY GIRL…INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!
Joey
Styles:
MY GOD! APRIL HUNTER PLAYING POSSUM JUST THREW LUFISTO RIGHT INTO THE
GUARDRAIL! LuFisto may have broken a rib or something! AND NOW APRIL
HUNTER IS DIGGING HER BOOT INTO LUFISTO'S FACE! NOW C'MON! There are
clearly rules against that…at least there should be!
Don West:
With a face like that, there should be a crime against it…AND APRIL
HUNTER NOW PUTTING THE BOOTS TO LUFISTO, AND THE REF'S STARTING THE
COUNT!
Joey
Styles:
THE COUNT? What is this, NWA? This is RoB…we don't need no stinking
countouts!
Don West:
April Hunter has LuFisto back onto her feet…OH MY! LUFISTO JUST IRISH
WHIPPED THE UNSUSPECTING APRIL HUNTER INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL! Now
April Hunter getting a taste of her own medic--JESUS CHRIST LUFISTO JUST
BICYCLE KICKED APRIL HUNTER! That was hot.
Joey
Styles:
And now LuFisto, LEAPING ONTO APRIL HUNTER…IS SHE SERIOUSLY GOING TO GO
FOR THE MONKEY FLIP FROM THE--OH MY GOD!
Don West:
DID APRIL HUNTER JUST TOSS LUFISTO INTO THE AUDIENCE!
Joey
Styles:
It appears so, Don…well, anyone who tells you that the front row is the
best seat in the house isn't the 14-year old boy who just got LuFisto
thrown onto him.
Don West:
That kind of thing can force puberty onto a boy rather quick.
Joey
Styles:
April Hunter is laughing! She's enjoying this! OH MY GOD! LUFISTO JUST
THREW A CHAIR AT APRIL HUNTER! A CHAIR GOT APRIL HUNTER RIGHT IN THE
FACE! AND EARL HEBNER'S JUST LETTING IT GO…this man might be my favorite
referee of all time!
Don West:
LuFisto's trying to make her way through the people in the arena…AND
SHE'S PICKED UP ANOTHER STEEL CHAIR! AND SHE'S GOING TO---GET IT RIGHT
IN THE FACE!
Joey
Styles:
April Hunter's fists must be rock-hard, to knock LuFisto's chair right
back into her face. LuFisto's down…and Hunter drags her by the tights
back onto the ringside area…and now April Hunter has the dazed body of
LuFisto in her hands…and she's having trouble dragging her to the ring.
April Hunter just letting LuFisto go…AND LUFISTO HAS HER IN A
SCISSORHOLD! LuFisto's on her back, but that's not stopping her! She's
got April Hunter in a scissorhold---OH MY GOD! APRIL HUNTER JUST GRABBED
LUFISTO BY THE LEGS AND THREW HER INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE! OH MY GOD,
THAT WAS SIMPLY BRUTAL! LUFISTO IS LAID OUT AT RINGSIDE! AND APRIL
HUNTER IS GRABBING THE MIC!
[::April
Hunter grabs a microphone, rolling back into the ring.::]
April
Hunter:
Was that brutal enough for you? Are you getting the message, Carlito and
Storm?
Don West:
What is she doing? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MATCH!
Joey
Styles:
Whatever she wants to, West. Let's get used to it.
April
Hunter:
I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND! WHAT ARE YOU ALL BOOING FOR? Why, because I
don't shake my tits? This is a new era, you dickwads! GET YOUR HANDS OFF
ME!
[::Earl
Hebner tries prying the mic from Hunter, focing Hunter to push Hebner
down to the mat.::]
Don West:
Earl Hebner's on the mat! AND WHAT THE--LUFISTO!
Joey
Styles:
With a kendo stick! AND SHE JUST BASHED APRIL HUNTER OVER THE FACE WITH
IT! EARL HEBNER WAS ON THE GROUND, HE DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT! AND NOW HUNTER
IS DOWN ONTO THE MAT! AND THE CROWD IS GOING NUTS! LUFISTO DROPS THE
STICK…AND SHE'S GOING UP! SHE'S ON THE TOP ROPE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S
GOING TO GRACE US WITH ONE OF THOSE FLYING 'RANAS SHE'S SO FAMOUS FOR IN
CANA--OH MY GOD!
Don West:
DID YOU SEE THAT? APRIL HUNTER JUST TOOK THAT KENDO STICK AND SWUNG IT
INTO LUFISTO IN MID-AIR! LIKE A BASEBALL BAT! AND LUFISTO IS WRITHING IN
PAIN! SHE'S GASPING FOR AIR!
Joey
Styles:
This is what Ring of Beauty's all about, Don West…bruised women short on
breath. And now April Hunter has the gasping LuFisto…AND SHE'S GOT HER
SET UP…NO! THE HEADHUNTER NECK BREAKER! MY GOD! LUFISTO'S RIBS HAVE BEEN
CRACKED, AND NOW HER NECK MAY HAVE BEEN SNAPPED! AND NOW APRIL'S MAKING
THE PIN, AND EARL HEBNER'S MAKING THE COUNT!
1!!!
2!!!!!
NO!!!!!
Don West:
MY GOD! LUFISTO KICKED OUT! LuFisto kicked out at the last moment! Thank
God…April Hunter shouldn't win a match by cheating! We have a Hardcore
title for a reason…this is not a hardcore match…and now April Hunter has
LuFisto…and LuFisto WITH THE ENZIGURI ON APRIL HUNTER!
Joey
Styles:
LuFisto's favoring her neck…but she's back and up to her feet…AND SHE'S
GOING FOR THE HURRICAN---OH MY GOD! APRIL HUNTER JUST POWER BOMBED
LUFISTO ON HER NECK! OH MY GOD…THAT CAN'T BE GOOD….LUFISTO HAS JUST BEEN
DROPPED ON HER NECK…and Hunter with the pin!
1!!!!
2!!!!
Don West:
AND LUFISTO IS FIGHTING HER WAY OUT! SHE'S NAILING APRIL HUNTER WITH
RIGHT HANDS…AND NOW APRIL HUNTER'S JUST BLATANTLY CHOKING HER! C'MON
REF, PULL HER AWAY! LUFISTO'S BEING STRANGLED…AND LUFISTO WITH THE
HEADBUTT ON APRIL HUNTER! AND THE SUNSET FLIP!
1!!!!
2!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!
Joey
Styles:
April Hunter just pinched LuFisto's neck in between her legs…and
LuFisto's dropped to the mat. April Hunter's back up…and now she's
lifting LuFisto up…and LuFisto isn't moving…WAIT! LUFISTO WITH THE
UPPERCUT! LUFISTO JUST LANDED THE UPPERCUT! AND LUFISTO RUNNING THE
ROPES…OH MY DEAR SWEET LORD, APRIL HUNTER JUST CUT HER OFF WITH A
CLOTHESLINE! JUST STOP! THAT NECK HAS TO BE AT LEAST FRACTURED! AND NOW
LUFISTO'S GOING INTO CONVULSIONS! PIN HER FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
Don West:
That neck can only take so much damage, and LuFisto isn't moving. April
Hunter's got her in the pin.
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!!
[::April
Hunter rolls off of LuFisto, smiling. Earl Hebner calls for help as
Hunter rolls out of the ring to a mass of boos.::]
Joey
Styles:
You have so much to be proud of, don't you April Hunter!
Don West:
Well, it was hell of a first match, and LuFisto gave it her all…better
luck in her future matches, I guess.
[::Earl
Hebner helps LuFisto out of the ring as April Hunter, collecting her
cape, makes her way to the back.::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
[::The scene opens back from commercial as Primetime goes back on the air. Carlito is standing in the ring with a microphone ready to do his first Carlito's Cabana in Ring of Beauty...::]
Carlito: Ok everyone, my first ever guest on Carlito's Cabana tonight is none other than a....red neck woman?
[::Carlito shrugs and then nods reassuring himself that's what he heard her say...::]
Carlito: Please give some love to my guest, Alexis Lightning!
[::Carlito says pointing to the stage as her theme music hits over the PA speakers. Alexis Lightning comes out wearing a ripped up pair of jeans and a tight black t shirt that has a rebel flag on it. She slowly walks down to the ring and joins Carlito. Carlito looks at Alexis and tries to keep a serious face. He hands her a second microphone and smiles...::]
Carlito: Alexis Lightning everyone...take a look at a real redneck woman...dats not cool...
[::Carlito said shaking his head as the crowd boos him.::]
Alexis Lightning: Excuse me. Dude what's wrong with me?
[::Alexis says while she is looking him up and down with a look of disgust on her face. Carlito pulls an apple out of his pocket and tosses it up and down in his hand...::]
Carlito: I mean look at you, look at the way your dressed...like some kind of hick? Not womanly like at all...
[::Carlito says insulting her and laughing about it at the same time.::]
Alexis Lightning: Man there ain't nothing wrong with the way that I am dressed. I'm just from the country and quite frankly I think I look hot!
[::Alexis says as she runs her finger through her long dark hair. The crowd cheers approvingly for Alexis as Carlito looks at them like their all on crack...::]
Carlito: What the hell is wrong with you people!?!?! You know Alexis, you and these people have alot in common...you're both...NOT COOL!!!
[::Alexis walks over to Carlito and stands just inches from his face and says.::]
Alexis Lightning: No, Carlito that's where your wrong you are the one that's NOT COOL!!!
Carlito: Is that so?
[::Carlito says as he takes a bite out of his apple and begins to chew...Alexis shakes her head as she says.::]
Alexis Lightning: Yea that's right and quite frankly I'm not so sure that there is anyone out there who would disagree with me!
[::Carlito turns away for a second, and then turns back and spits the apple right in Alexis's face to a chorus of boos from the crowd as Carlito has a good laugh.::]
Alexis Lightning: Eww that is disgusting.
[::Alexis says looking at Carlito with a look of shock on her face she then slaps him in the face. Carlito grabs his face in shock and glares at Alexis Lightning...::]
Carlito: You know Alexis, you look like your going to be a problem here in Ring of Beauty, well our commissioner has something for problems like you...
[::Carlito laughs as Styx and Christian walk down the ramp. Styx slides into the ring behind an unsuspecting Alexis. As she turns around Styx hits her square in the head with a monstrous big boot. Sending Alexis to the floor. Alexis struggles to get to her feet so Styx helps her up grabbing her by her hair. She puts her head into between her legs as she picks her up and drops her with a devastating power bomb. Alexis looks to be knocked out as Carlito looks on with amazement...::]
Carlito: Wow...DAT WAS COOL!!! Next week, in your first match Alexis, it will be you versus an opponent of Carlito's choosing. You best hope that I don't pick Styx.
[::Styx stands over Alexis with an evil glare in her eyes...::]
Joey Styles: This Styx is a demented individual Don!
Don West: Styx might be demented but she's dangerous. I have a feeling when Alexis comes to all hell will break loose in that backstage locker room!
[::Carlito shakes hands with Christian and Styx as the three leave Alexis Lightning laying in the ring as the show goes to a commercial::] ___________________________________________________________________________________________________
STACY KEIBLER VS CARLITA MCFADE
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH::)
VS.
Joey Styles: Carlita McFade participating in her professional wrestling debut here tonight in RoB…and as excited as I am, as these fans are, to have here hear, I can't help but feel just a tad bit sorry for her, considering her opponent.
Don West: Well of course, Styles. McFade is a rookie in this sport…first matches are always terrible. You've learned a bunch of moves…how to fall right, how to get in and out of holds…but they don't teach you how to react to an opponent…how to feed off of the crowd's energy…and against a favorite like Stacy Keibler….I almost wanna give McFade a hug, Styles.
Joey Styles: But you won't, because I'm sure that's sexual harassment.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is part of the World Title Round Robin Tournament. First, in the ring, from Dallas, Texas, standing in at 5'10"…wrestling in her first professional wrestling bout…CARLITA MCFADE!
[::McFade leaps onto a turnbuckle to get the crowd's reaction.::]
Joey Styles: Well she's certainly having no problems getting this crowd up…
[::"Legs" by Kid Rock plays, and Stacy Keibler, to a massive pop, appears on the rampway. Carlita jumps down, an angered scowl on her face as Keibler saunters her way to the ring to an uproar of male cheering.::]
Joey Styles: And here she comes! EASILY the most recognized face in Ring of Beauty…Stacy Keibler!
Don West: Well, after tonight, I'm not sure if that "recognized face" is gonna look too good…this is a wrestling ring, Styles. Although all those "Bikini Contests" and "Bra and Panties Matches" have gotten her INTO this promotion, she's gonna learn that it's gonna take a lot more to go UP.
Joey Styles: I'm sure Ms. Keibler can hold her own in the ring, Don…and Carlita's already calling her out!
[::Keibler barely makes it to the ringside before Carlita, leaping on the bottom rope, begins shouting and taunting her. Keibler turns to the audience in mock surprise. She stands outside, hands on her hips.::]
Joey Styles: McFade is certainly not intimidated by Keibler! I may be mistaken, but it almost appears as if McFade's confidence is BOOSTED by having to face Keibler.
Don West: It's hard to call this one…the green rookie, or the seasoned eye candy. I'm telling you Styles…I'm glad Ring of Beauty can answer these sorts of questions.
Ring Announcer: And her opponent…from Baltimore, Maryland, standing at 5'11"…STACY KEIBLER!
[::Stacy raises an arm to a mass amount of cheering…turning her back just in time for Carlita to plant her from behind with a baseball slide.::]
Joey Styles: Oh my god! Carlita McFade just attacked Stacy Keibler on the outside…and she's wailing it on her!
Don West: They don't teach you THAT at any wrestling school! And now she's kneeing Keibler in the stomach…IRISH WHIP INTO THE GUARDRAIL! STACY KEIBLER JUST WENT INTO THE GUARDRAIL BY MCFADE! AND MCFADE IS STILL LANDING THOSE RIGHTS INTO HER! AND NOW MCFADE IS GOING BACK TO THE RING--OH MY GOD!
Joey Styles: STACY KEIBLER JUST SHOVED CARLITA MCFADE FROM BEHIND…FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! MY GOD! That was the most brutal thing I've ever seen in women's wrestling…just pure malice right there. AND NOW STACY HAS MCFADE BY THE HAIR, AND SHE'S RUBBING HER FACE INTO THE FLOOR! This is just…the best television ever.
Don West: The match hasn't even officially started, Styles…and now Keibler has McFade, and she's rolled her back into the ring…I'm still not sure if she's got the wrestling talent needed to compete in the ring…but I sure know she's got the attitude.
Joey Styles: McFade's back into the ring…and Keibler climbing the top rope…CROSS BODY BLOCK FROM THE TOP ROPE BY KEIBLER! My god, did you see that? I didn't even know she could climb the ropes! McFade's been caught off-guard, and she's flat on her back! Keibler's back on her feet, and my god, this crowd is electrified…or sexually aroused…I'm not quite sure which…
Don West: And Keibler going off the ropes…AND MCFADE CATCHING HER IN A BACKBREAKER! OUCH! THAT HAS TO HURT, NO MATTER HOW PRETTY YOU ARE!
Joey Styles: Indeed, Keibler's back must be in absolute agony…and Carlita picking her up…and she's going for the DD-NO! Keibler rams her into the turnbuckle! KEIBLER GOING UPSTAIRS…AND IT'S THE TEN-PUNCH!
1!!!!
2!!!!
3!!!
Don West: AND MCFADE GOES FOR THE POWER BOMB!
Joey Styles: BUT KEIBLER CONTINUES HAMMERING HER…OH MY GOD! MCFADE JUST DROPPED KEIBLER ON HER FACE ON THE TURNBUCKLE!
Don West: MAKEUP! MAKEUP!
Joey Styles: Keibler's down on the mat, holding her face…and McFade leaping on the middle rope…ASAI MOON-NO! KEIBLER ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, AND MCFADE HITS NOTHING BUT MAT!
Don West: And Keibler's back on her feet…BULLDOG ON MCFADE! Keibler planted McFade's face in a bulldog, and now she's going for the cover!
1!!!
2!!!!
Joey Styles: NO! McFade kicks out! Keibler dragging her up by her hair…AND MCFADE GOING FOR THE SMALL PACKAGE! MCFADE HAS THE COVER!
1!!!!
2!!!!
Don West: KEIBLER'S LEG IS DANGLING OUTSIDE OF THE RING…much to the enjoyment of the audience. AND MCFADE IS DRAGGING HER IN THE RING BY HER HAIR! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!
Joey Styles: And the ref is--OH MY GOD! DID STACY KEIBLER JUST RAKE CARLITA MCFADE ACROSS THE EYES?
Don West: It appears so, Joey! Carlita is stumbling around the ring, holding her face…AND KEIBLER LANDS THE BOOT TO THE GUT! AND HERE IT COMES--NO! CARLITA CATCHES STACY KEIBLER BY THE LEG--ENZIGURI BY KEIBLER! SHE CLOCKED CARLITA RIGHT IN FACE, AND CARLITA'S UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!
Joey Styles: And Keibler goes for the big splash…NO! MCFADE DUCKS OUT, AND KEIBLER HITS HER FACE ON THE TURNBUCKLE!
Don West: MAKEUP! MAKEUP!
Joey Styles: MCFADE HAS KEIBLER…AND SHE'S GOING FOR THE DUDLEY DO-No! KEIBLER JUST DROPPED MCFADE ONTO THE TOP ROPE! AND WHILE IT'S GOT MANY PEOPLE IN HERE EXCITED…me included…THAT HAS TO HURT! AND MCFADE FALLING ONTO THE CANVAS…AND KEIBLER'S GOT HER IN THE GUT…AND HERE IT COMES…SCISSORS KICK INTO MCFADE!
Don West: McFade goes down, and she's still holding that tender spot of hers…and hell, I can't blame her.
Joey Styles: KEIBLER GOING FOR THE COVER!
1!!!
2!!!!
3!!!!
Joey Styles: There you have it, Stacy Keibler with a decisive win over Carlita McFade...and...wait a minute what is Stacy doing!?!
[::Stacy gets out of the ring and grabs a microphone she slides back into the ring and stands over Carlita looking down on her...::]
Stacy Keibler: I told you that you couldn't compete with me!!! Now I'm going to give you a reason to fear me and my legs!
[::Stacy keeps the mic in her hand as she drops to the mat and locks on a suffocating head scissors around the neck of Carlita McFade as Carlita struggles to try and escape::]
Joey Styles: OH MY GOOD!!! Stacy is trying to choke out Carlita!!! She looks like a women possessed!!!
Don West: I have no idea why she's doing this?! What does she have to prove!??!
Joey Styles: Apparently in her mind Don, a whole hell of alot!
[::Stacy continues to squeeze her legs securely around Carlita's throat as she kicks wildly and gasps for air. The ref tries to pull Stacy off but to no avail. After about a minute Carlita's body goes limp. Stacy grins evilly as she stands up triumphantly hovered over Carlita's motionless body::]
Stacy Keibler:
I AM A THREAT!!! And you can count on me being your world champion!!!
Joey
Styles:
OK WE HAVE HEARD ENOUGH!! CUT TO A COMMERCIAL!!!
[::Stacy
throws the mic and goes to attack Carlita some more but Ring of Beauty
crew mates come in to pull her off of her as the show cuts to a
commercial::]
___________________________________________________________________________________________________
[::The scene
opens back up from commercial with Carlito backstage walking the halls
looking cool as always. As he turns the corner he bumps right into Bobbi
Jackson as she is getting ready to go to the ring...::]
Carlito:
Hey Bobbi, I saw your work out on the TV the other
night...Lookin...cool!
[::Carlito
smoothly says to her with a grin. Bobbi smiles with a slight laugh::]
Bobbi
Jackson:
Why thank you Carlito, your sooo sweet
[::Bobbi grins as she strokes his arm slightly. Carlito leans up against
the wall with one arm looking at Bobbi as she strokes his other
arm...::]
Carlito:
So...what does Bobbi need from Carlito tonight?
[::Bobbi
smiles and winks at Carlito::]
Bobbi
Jackson:
Wellllll, since you asked. I would love some type of distraction during
the match maybe...or some kind of advantage
Carlito:
Well Carlito would think your tremendous wrestling ability would be all
the advantage you would need. But if not, what do you have in mind? Talk
to Carlito...
[::Carlito
takes a finger and lightly runs it through a lock of her hair. Bobbi
grins loving the play on Carlito::]
Bobbi
Jackson:
Well maybe your right, I don't need the help but just the support. I do
alot better with more support, if you catch my drift.
[::She says
winking at him with a grin...::]
Carlito:
Mmm well Bobbi let me be the first to tell you, you have all of
Carlito's support and best wishes in your match. And after you win,
maybe we can celebrate later tonight at my office.
[::Carlito
winks back at her moving slightly closer to her brushing up against her.
Bobbi looks into his eyes and leans in to give him a kiss and then
quickly turns away.::]
Bobbi
Jackson:
Sounds great see you later!! Thanks for the support.
[::Bobbi
grins and moves away from the wall slowly. Carlito stands there almost
star struck and frowns slightly...::]
Carlito:
Teasin Carlito...dats not cool...
[::Bobbi
looks at him and frowns a bit and takes his chin in her one hand and
turns it slightly to the right and gives him a kiss on the cheek.::]
Bobbi
Jackson:
I'm sorry...there's your kiss. I'll see you later after I win my match
against Alexis Sheridan.
[::Carlito
grins and nods...::]
Carlito:
Playing hard to get huh? Dats just how Carlito likes it...I'll see you
later.
[::Carlito
says with a grin as Bobbi heads towards the the entry way into the arena
as the scene moves back to ringside.::]
_______________________________________________________________________________________________
BOBBI JACKSON VS. ALEXIS SHERIDAN
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT MATCH::)
VS.
[::"Highway
to Hell by AC/DC"
rages on as Alexis Sheridan, to an uproarious reaction from the
audience, comes out onto the rampway. She smiles and strikes a pose
before walking down towards the ring.::]
Joey
Styles:
This has got to be the match of the night, Don. Two of independent
wrestling's biggest names clashing here in Ring of Beauty. What a first
show, Don West.
Don West:
I gotta wonder where we got all the money to hire all these stars,
Styles!
Joey
Styles:
Alexis Sheridan, perhaps a little shadowed by her famous sister, Leia
Sheridan, is here to prove herself worthy of title contention, and the
crowd is absolutely loving her!
[::Alexis
Sheridan climbs onto the rampway, turns to the audience, and using the
ropes, back flips into the ring.::]
Ring
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, this match, scheduled for one fall, is part of the
Round Robin World Title Tournament. Having entered the ring…standing at
5'2", from Boston, Massachusetts…HERE IS "ALLURING" ALEXIS SHERIDAN!
[::Alexis
Sheridan hits the turnbuckle in order to get the audience riled. Her
smile turns to a bit of a grimace as
"Yeah! by Usher"
plays. To an almost rabid following, Bobbi Jackson comes out onto the
rampway. The crowd explodes.::]
Joey
Styles:
And here comes the hometown favorite, Don West!
Don West:
Bobbi Jackson is not only a tremendous star, Styles, but she's also an
actual native of this place! She's the only wrestler who didn't have to
relocate to wrestle here…I bet she's proud of that at least.
Joey
Styles:
Bobbi Jackson is coming to the ring, and Alexis Sheridan almost seems
jealous of her welcoming…
Ring
Announcer:
And her opponent…FROM JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA…standing at 5'8"….BOBBI
JACKSON!
[::Bobbi
Jackson slides under the ring as Alexis Sheridan stands at her corner,
throwing a phantom punch and shaking the ropes. Jackson gets onto her
feet, and rests in the corner as the referee goes to both girls,
apparently "laying down the law" as it were. The referee pulls away, and
both women come in the middle.::]
Joey
Styles:
And Sheridan and Jackson come into the ring, and they lock up! My god,
that's the first time anyone' s locked up all night! And Sheridan's
pushing Jackson into the corner, but Jackson pushing back, and now
they're back in the center of the ring…Sheridan with the headlock!
Sheridan has Jackson in a headlock, and Jackson with the backdrop!
Don West:
Alexis Sheridan just got dropped on her head, and now Jackson picking
her back up, and she's got her in an armbar! An armbar! You never see
that! She's got it-NO! Sheridan rolls, breaking it up…and Sheridan with
the judo flip on Jackson! Jackson on her bottom, and now Sheridan has
the chinlock applied! Oh my god! These women are actually wrestling…I
think I'm getting excited.
Joey
Styles:
Don't make me get the bucket, West. Sheridan with the chinlock…AND
JACKSON KICKS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE…AND BOTH HIT THE CANVAS, BREAKING
THE HOLD! Jackson back on her feet, and she's charging the ropes…OH MY!
SHERIDAN CATCHES HER FOR THE BACKBREAKER--BUT JACKSON WITH THE
HURRICARANA!
Don West:
Sheridan was just launched across the ring, Styles…those canvas burns
hurt like hell, I can attest to that. Sheridan's back on her feet…and
Bobbi Jackson wasting no time…Jackson with the hiptoss on Sheridan, and
Sheridan's back on her feet…AND SHERIDAN DROPKICKS JACKSON, AND JACKSON
FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!
Joey
Styles:
Jackson just hit the ringside floor, and she looks…she almost looks
impressed! She's smiling! And Sheridan's staying in the ring…and Bobbi
rolls back in…and they lock up! This is almost like there's
sportsmanship or something! Outrageous!
Don West:
There's no sportsmanship in a headlock, Styles, and that's what Jackson
has on Sheridan…and Sheridan rams her into the turnbuckle…OH MY GOD!
JACKSON JUST RAN UP THE TURNBUCKLE…AND SHERIDAN COUNTERS WITH AN ATOMIC
DROP! It's like a spanking from mom, but without the shame!
Joey
Styles:
We should've just offered Heenan the money….
Don West:
And Jackson back on her feet…and Sheridan nails her with the chop block!
Jackson on the mat, and Sheridan going for the leg lock--Jackson kicks
Sheridan off! Sheridan hits the mat, and Jackson back on her feet, and
she's got Sheridan by the ankle! She's going for the ankle-lock--NO!
Sheridan brings the foot down, and Jackson's face goes right into the
turnbuckle! Sheridan's back up, and she's going off the ropes…AND
JACKSON CATCHES HER WITH A ROARING ELBOW!
Joey Styles: Man, this is a seesaw battle here between these two buxom bruisers. And now Jackson has Sheridan back up…she's going for the piledriver…AND SHERIDAN FLIPS HER OVER!!!
Don West:
BUT JACKSON'S HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES! OH MY GOD! JACKSON WITH THE
HURRICARANA LAUNCHES SHERIDAN OUT OF THE RING! SHERIDAN JUST HIT THE
FLOOR!
Joey
Styles:
Only here in Ring of Beauty, West! Jackson's back in the ring, and she's
waiting for Sheridan to get back up! Sheridan's back up, and she looks
frustrated…and she's back into the ring, and Jackson has her in an
armbar! But Sheridan's grabbing the ropes, and the referee forces
Jackson off…and Sheridan leaps off of the middle rope…MY GOD! SHERIDAN
WITH THE MOONSAULT! AND SHE CONNECTS! SHE HITS JACKSON, AND BOTH WOMEN
GO DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP! That may have taken both of them out,
West.
Don West:
I have no doubt, Styles…Jackson may have been clocked in the head or
something…and Sheridan's back up, and she has Jackson up…vertical supl-NO!
Jackson slips out…SUPERKICK BY JACKSON--NO! SHERIDAN CAUGHT HER BY THE
LEG! AND SHE'S GOT THE DRAGON SCREW LOCKED IN! SHERIDAN'S GOT THE DRAGON
SCREW LOCKED IN--OH MY GOD! JACKSON BACK ON HER FOOT--ENZIGURI ONTO
SHERIDAN!
Joey
Styles:
That one may have knocked the Boston accent out of her! Sheridan
staggers back up…and Jackson coming off the ropes…CROSS BODY BLOCK! AND
SHE TAKES SHERIDAN DOWN!
1!!!!
2!!!
Don West:
SHERIDAN ROLLS THE COVER OVER!
1!!!
2!!!!
Joey
Styles:
NO! JACKSON kicks out! But Sheridan is back up, and she's got Jackson in
the headlock…and Jackson charges the turnbuckle--NO! SHERIDAN DOING A
BACKFLIP OVER JACKSON, AND NOW SHERIDAN IS RAMMING JACKSON INTO THE
TURNBUCKLE--NO! JACKSON GRABBING THE TURNBUCKLE AND LAUNCHING HERSELF UP
AT THE LAST MINUTE…AND SHERIDAN HITS THE TURNBUCKLE!
Don West:
AND JACKSON WRAPS THE LEGS AROUND…AND SHE'S ROLLED SHERIDAN INTO THE
SMALL PACKAGE!
1!!
2!!!
3!!!
[::Alexis kicks out of the small package right after the refs hand went down for three. Bobbi jumps up to celebrate her win as Alexis stands up with her hands on her hips looking disappointed::]
Joey Styles: That was one hell of a match Don! Both ladies gave it their all!!
Don West: Great women's wrestling! This is what Ring of Beauty is all about...
[::Bobbi continues to celebrate as Alexis goes to leave the ring, Bobbi sees her and grabs her by the wrist and spins her around. Alexis puts her fists up ready for a fight but instead of Bobbi having her fists up she has her hand out for a hand shake.::]
Joey Styles: A show of respect from Bobbi Jackson to Alexis Sheridan. Now that's just good sportsmanship!
Don West: But will she accept Joey!?!
[::Sheridan stands there hesitant for a second but then shakes Bobbi's hand and the two embrace much to the delight of the crowd. As they raise one another's hands "Just Close Your Eyes by Waterproof Blonde" hits the PA speakers as Christian and his problem solver Styx come out onto the stage.::]
Christian: I hate to break it to you ladies, but this isn't the mutual admiration society! This is Ring of Beauty! A wrestling promotion! Take your show of respect else where!! Because quite frankly, no one wants to see it here!
[::Bobbi and Alexis both look at each other and grin and both look up at Christian giving him and Styx the middle finger. Styx starts walking towards the ring with evil intentions but Christian yells to her::]
Christian: Oh no Styx, those two aren't worth it! I think those two need to feel....AGONY and ECSTASY!!!
[::The crowd goes nuts as the new tag team on the scene jump the guard rail as Christina is talking with steel chairs in hand and slide into the ring right behind Bobbi and Alexis as they slam the steel chairs hard square into both of their backs::]
Don West: Good lord!! This new team has just laid out both Bobbi and Alexis!
Joey Styles: And Christian is on the stage laughing! This isn't funny! Damn you Christian!!!
[::Agony and Ecstasy give them a few stomps for good measure as they leave the ring to meet up with Christian and Styx as Bobbi and Alexis use the ropes to pull themselves up as the show cuts to a commercial::]
[::The show returns from commercial as the camera shows Bobbi Jackson and Alexis Sheridan returning to the backstage area. Both women are holding the back of their necks and looks supremely pist off about the attack they just received from behind in the ring just minutes before...::]
Bobbi Jackson: I'm going to rip those bitches heads off when I get ahold of them!!! I want them in a match next week! I'll take them both on!!
[::Bobbi clenches her fists in anger as Alexis agrees..::]
Alexis Sheridan: Yea so would I! But I think, it would be better if we did it as a tag team.
[::Bobbi puts her hands on her hips for a second and looks at Alexis::]
Bobbi Jackson: You want to tag with me?
Alexis Sheridan: Sure, why not? We both share a common goal right now. Let's work together and take care of it.
Bobbi Jackson: Only problem is, who is going to give us that match next week?
[::As Bobbi is talking to Alexis, she is looking over Bobbi's shoulders with a grin in her eyes. Bobbi turns around to see Lance Storm looking at the segment sheets for the show making sure everything is going as planned...::]
Bobbi Jackson: Don't tell me you're thinking...
Alexis Sheridan: Oh yea, I'm thinking it...Come on, lets go talk to him! I'm sure I can convince him into giving us a match next week against them.
[::Bobbi shrugs...::]
Bobbi Jackson: Why not...? It's worth a shot I guess...
[::Bobbi and Alexis approach Lance Storm as he has his back to the two of them. Alexis taps him gently on the shoulder...::]
Alexis Sheridan: Excuse me Mr. Storm, can we have a word with you?
[::Alexis says in a very sexy tone, Lance Storm turns around and places the clipboard to his side. He looks at the two with a serious look and says...::]
Lance Storm: What can I do for you ladies tonight?
[::Alexis brushes up against Storm slightly and grins...::]
Alexis Sheridan: Well Lance, If I could be serious for a second...
[::Alexis purrs slightly as a shiver goes up Lance's spine.::]
Alexis Sheridan: I'm sure you saw what just went down in the ring where mean old Christian sent that new tag team to attack us!! Well me and Bobbi want our revenge...Do you think there is any way that the two of us could have a match against them next week?
Bobbi Jackson: For the tag titles!
[::Bobbi blurts out as Alexis glances at Bobbi quickly with a look that's saying damnit don't blow this for us. Alexis backs away from Lance for a second as he thinks and then nods...::]
Lance Storm: Alright...I don't like Christian so I'll sign it! Next week for the Ring of Beauty Tag Team Championships. It will be Agony and Ecstasy versus Bobbi Jackson and Alexis Sheridan!!
[::Alexis cries gleefully and jumps into Lance Storm's arms making him drop the clip board..::]
Alexis Sheridan: Thank you! You won't regret this!!!
[::Alexis gives Lance a kiss on the cheek as she jumps down off of Lance and her and Bobbi walk away slapping each other five. Lance stands there dumbfounded but for once in his life...he is smiling. The scene cuts back to Joey Styles and Don West at ringside...::]_________________________________________________________________________________________
CARLITO'S CHOICE
(::ROUND ROBIN TOURNAMENT::)
VS.
Joey Styles:
Welcome back everyone, it's been a memorable night already for our first
show of Sunday Night Primetime!! And we aren't through yet folks...We've
still got the main event!!!
Don West:
THAT'S RIGHT JOEY!!! And what's crazy is, we don't even know who's
wrestling yet!!! THIS SHOULD BE A BLOCK BUSTER!!!!
Don West's
face turns red with excitement matching the color of his silk shirt as
Joey just shakes his head at Don...
Joey
Styles:
You really need to get that looked at by a doctor...
Before Don
can respond Carlito's entrance music blasts over the PA Speaker as the
co-owner of Ring of Beauty, Carlito Caribbean Cool makes his way to the
ring...
Don West:
Here we go Joey, this is what we have been waiting for...the
announcement on Carlito's choice!!
Joey
Styles:
Indeed it is Don, and keep in mind it could be literally anyone who has
already wrestled here tonight! Carlito is in the ring now lets see what
he has to say.
Carlito
motions for the microphone from the ring announcer and takes it from him
as he addresses the crowd...
Carlito:
Wow...What a night so far huh?
The crowd
erupts in approval as Carlito nods with a grin...
Carlito:
If you guys thought tonight was cool so far, you ain't seen nothing
yet!! Because Carlito has a BIG surprise for the main event...
Carlito takes
an apple out of his pants pocket and tosses it up and down and in one
hand, holding the microphone in the other...
Carlito:
I'm about to announce the participants for Carlito's choice...and they
are...
Before
Carlito can get out the first name
"Sandstorm by Darude"
interrupts him over
the PA speakers as a seemingly angry April Hunter makes her way to the
ring. Carlito points at her and laughs...
Carlito:
Well look, if it isn't little Miss. I'm too good for Ring of Beauty
herself!!! Dat's not cool!!
Don West:
April seems to be walking to the ring with a purpose Joey, and she
doesn't look pleased!
Joey
Styles:
This might turn into an ugly situation...glad I'm here to witness it!
April grabs a
microphone of her own and gets into the ring getting in Carlito's
face...
April
Hunter:
Tell me what I already know you ass hole! Tell me you're making me
wrestle twice tonight!!!
Carlito waves
his hands and backs off away from her, backing himself into the corner
as he speaks...
Carlito:
Well originally, no...I wasn't going to have you wrestle twice! But
since your so insistent on wrestling twice in one night...so be it!!!
Here is your opponent!!!
Carlito looks
towards the stage ramp as
"Legs by Kid Rock"
plays over the PA speakers. The crowd erupts in cheers as Stacy Keibler
makes her way to the ring for the second time tonight.
April Hunter starts laughing uncontrollably...
April
Hunter:
OHH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! This is going to be a cake walk!!!!
As April is
looking at Stacy making her way to the ring Carlito pulls off his
Hawaiian shirt revealing a referees outfit...
Carlito:
Cake walk huh Hunter...You underestimate Carlito...
Carlito takes
a bite out of the apple as April turns around and he spits in her face.
April screams in anger and kicks Carlito square in the balls as he
doubles over in the ring gripping the microphone in his hand. Stacy
stands outside of the ring as she watches this transpire...
Carlito:
You shouldn't have done that...now you will pay....
Carlito yells
out in pain as Agony and Ecstasy take the ring and attack April Hunter
from behind...
Joey
Styles:
And here come these two again!! Have they been hired as lady hit men for
the staff here at Ring of Beauty!?
Don West:
I have no idea but it's not looking good for April Hunter, These two
women are stomping the hell out of her!!!
Joey
Styles:
Agony lifts April up to her feet and puts her over her
shoulder...Ecstasy grabs Aprils head and....SNAP
SHOT!!!...OH...MY...GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! Hunter is out cold!!!
Don West:
But here comes the calvary Joey!! Bobbi and Alexis coming to get
themselves some!!!
Bobbi and
Alexis hit the ring as A&E take off out of the ring as Bobbi and Alexis
follow in pursuit the four enter the crowd and start brawling. Mean
while in the ring Carlito is barely standing as he yells at Keibler to
get into the ring...
Joey
Styles:
What the hell is Carlito doing! April is knocked out cold! There can't
be a match now!!!
Don West:
Oh it looks like there will be Joey whether we like it or not. Stacy has
entered the ring and the bell has sounded. Stacy covers
April....1..2..3!!!!! WHAT A FAST COUNT BY CARLITO!!! WHAT A DESPICABLE
OWNER HE IS!!!
Ring
Announcer:
Here is your winner...Stacy Keibler!!!
Carlito raises Stacy's hand high as Stacy actually looks proud of
herself...
Joey
Styles:
This is sickening! Carlito you are going to have hell to pay next
week!!! For Don West, I'm Joey Styles...Hope you enjoyed the first
show...Goodnight everybody!!
Stacy Keibler gains .5 Charisma
April Hunter gains .5 Strength
Bobbi Jackson gains .5 Technical
Carlita McFade loses .5 Charisma
LuFisto loses .5 Technical
Alexis Sheridan gains .5 Technical
Agony gains .5 Speed
Ecstasy gains .5 Speed
Alexis Lightning gains .5 Charisma
